Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

But he didn't intend to let her go so easily.

Before Helianye could change his clothes, a group of people rushed over.

They didn't dare to break into He Lianye's dormitory without the master's order, but there was a big hole in the window, and everyone in the yard could clearly see Jiang Yuyu's head tilted, and he froze on the ground in a strange posture , as if someone... tapped an acupuncture point?!

And He Yan was still petrified in the yard, everyone thought he had also been acupunctured.

The guard who took the lead was startled, he didn't care about the rules, and was about to rush into the room in a hurry.

"Don't come in," Jiang Yuyu kindly stopped him, his voice was a bit sad, "My lord, he... is disheveled right now."

"..." In the room, Helian Ye's hands froze slightly.

In the yard, everyone's hearts stopped beating.

The clothes are disheveled... Could it be that the prince has been murdered?!

What Jiang Yuyu said was the truth, but she picked out the "crucial" part and said that it sounds like this...

Jiang Yuyu is very satisfied with the effect, and will never show mercy to those who delay her snack time!

He Yan in the yard came back to his senses, twisted his face, "What are you guessing! It's not like you haven't seen the martial arts of the prince! Go back to me! No matter what you hear tonight, don't come here again!"

Fearing that Jiang Yuyu would say something shocking again, he hurried away.

As for himself... He really can't stand this weird atmosphere anymore, he might as well go outside for a while.

He forced to drive away the doubtful guards, and He Yan also left. Because of being acupunctured, Jiang Yuyu still tilted his head and looked at the empty courtyard.

"This situation reminds me of an ancient poem."

"Oh? Didn't you say that you are illiterate?"

"That's a modest statement, but I'm actually very educated!" Jiang Yuyu looked at him sincerely, "Does the lord want to hear me recite that poem?"

"Well, let's hear it."

"Okay, there is an old saying - no one will come to save you even if your throat is broken!" After speaking, he looked meaningfully at the hot spring pool that He Lianye had just come out of.

"……"cough.

For the sake of image, He Lianye gave up the teacup he had just picked up, and suppressed the urge to laugh out loud. On his enchanting face, he was still as gentle as before, and looked at him with a slightly frightening smile.

One of his hands was already swollen to the size of a steamed bun, and it was neither painful nor itchy, but the more poisonous it was, the more terrifying it might be.

Just being touched by her lips has already had this effect, and now he is more and more convinced that the sentence "I am actually a master of poisoning" is the truth.

The swollen hand raised slightly, "little girl, should you say something?"

"Yeah!" After looking at that hand for a while, Jiang Yuyu agreed, "I want to eat crystal trotters tonight!"

He Lianye continued to pretend to be calm and held back his laughter, with a hint of danger in his voice, "I carry such a powerful poison with me, little girl, should you tell me again what your identity is?"

Normally, the poisoned person would panic, and the poisoned person would take the opportunity to threaten, but one of the two remained calm, the other continued to pretend to be innocent, and neither acted according to the traditional script.

"I used to live in the mountains, there are too many wild animals! For example, if you meet wild boars and bears, you can use this kind of poison to defend yourself."

Bears... wild boars...

These two animals tested Helianye's nerves, but before he could answer, Jiang Yuyu got tired of the pillar, stood up straight, and stretched his stiff neck.