Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

Although he kept stressing that he was fine, everyone was worried about letting him sleep in the East Palace by himself, so they all stayed.

After being tossed around like this, Yuyu couldn't fall asleep, so she hugged the cold pillow and sat on the stone steps outside to watch the moon.

"What are you thinking about?" He Lianye walked out and sat beside Yuyu as there was a man in white and his junior guarding the hall.

Yuyu looked at the sky with infinite longing, "Garfield."

He Lianye didn't know this famous cartoon character, but he was eager to learn, "What's wrong with it?"

"Garfield said that love comes and goes quickly, but pork rolls last forever."

Someone suppressed a smile and declared without blushing at all, "My love for you is also eternal."

Yuyu pursed her mouth aggrievedly, "But the point of this sentence is obviously that I want to eat pork rolls."

He Lianye's arm holding Yuyu froze, and a wry smile slowly appeared on his face, "I didn't expect to hear my confession, you want to eat pork rolls instead of me, it seems that I am not important enough in your heart."

Seeing that he misunderstood, Yuyu was very anxious, "My lord, don't talk nonsense, how can you be inferior to a pig? You have one more finger than a pig!"

The pig's claw has only four fingers!

After Yuyu said this unscrupulous sentence, both of them felt that the atmosphere was not right...

Looking down, it turned out that at some point, the little pig came out of Helianye's arms and was staring at... Well, the pig was staring at Yuyu covetously, and a little pig's paw was still ready to go, It seems to be ready to flatten people at any time.

... Yuyu felt very sad.

Looking at the sky silently, she immediately changed her words, "Of course, no matter how many fingers you have, as long as they are easy to use, they are good claws!"

Satisfied, the little guy took He Lianye's clothes with the "easy-to-use" pig's claws, made a comfortable nest for himself, and then got back into its arms and continued to sleep.

But a black belly is not satisfied...

So after a long kiss, Yuyu was forced to admit that the lord is more important than everything delicious...someone let her go.

But a black-bellied person has always been very serious, he came out to tease Yuyu, he didn't really want to take the opportunity to eat some tofu.

Patting Yuyu's head with a smile, he comforted, "See? I even won you. No one in this world can beat me. Little Chen will be fine."

Yuyu deeply agrees... and personally experienced his black belly, and she felt much more at ease.

But there is one thing...

Yuyu blinked innocently, "But I'm very honest."

"Yes," Helian Ye echoed with a smile, "The little girl I like is the most obedient. The only dishonest thing she has ever done is to steal my heart."

"...My lord, whether you confess your love depends on your mood, the weather, or..."

"I don't look at those, I only have you in my eyes." Someone said very calmly.

Yuyu: "...Go to bed early, I have to get up early tomorrow to eat pork rolls."

Xiao Chenzi really calmed down. In the next few days, he could still see hallucinations at night, but his life was not disrupted at all, so he still had to do what he should do.

The others were all worried for him. After waiting for a few days, before the situation changed, everyone decided to take the initiative and released the news about Xiao Chenzi's "Damn".

Of course, they didn't say that the person Xiao Chenzi saw was An Shiwei, but as a result of secret observation, An Shiwei seemed to be completely ignorant of this, so everyone didn't look for him first.