Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

"Oh? Then why did you suddenly start eating?"

"you guess."

"The king doesn't want to guess."

Jiang Yuyu blinked "difficultly", "Then what should we do?"

"Don't worry about it." The corners of his lips curled up in a charming arc, and He Lianye "gently" pointed her to a clear way, "It's better to take it off quickly."

"..." There was another flash of lightning and thunder in his heart. After weighing for a moment, Jiang Yuyu decided to continue acting according to the script and see what this evildoer is going to do.

She didn't believe it, he really wanted to abduct her to the bed!

Raising a small palm, she signaled Helianye to pause the conversation and let her finish eating first.

Regardless of whether she was delaying time or had other motives, He Lianye smiled slightly and waited patiently.

After eating the piece of beef jerky, Jiang Yuyu didn't take out the handkerchief, but casually pulled off the underwear that He Lianye was still wearing, and wiped his hands carefully.

When she raised her head again, her eyes were bright, and she asked him eagerly, "My lord, let me take off the remaining pieces for you!"

The phoenix eyes flashed with interest, "Little girl, you can't be trusted if you change your attitude too quickly."

Jiang Yuyu was a little coy, which was rare, and admitted shyly, "Actually, I have been waiting for this day for a long time!"

"..." Now it's Helianye who feels like he's been struck by lightning.

But Jiang Yuyu and He Lianye obviously did not follow the same route. After saying this, her bright eyes fixed on He Lianye's clothes, "I saw wild boars and bears in the mountains since I was a child. They peel!"

"..." It was wild boar and bear again...

The little girl standing in front of him walked around behind him, seeming to be thinking about where to start. Suddenly, her little head poked over his shoulder, "My lord, I have a suggestion!"

"Hmm." He Lianye looked at the innocent little face so close at hand, squinting his eyes slightly, he should be a little careless, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Your back is bald, it's too ugly!"

"..." Does it take two bags to look good?

He Lianye raised his eyebrows slightly, motioning for her to continue, but his eyes were still a little weird, looking at her without paying attention, obviously still thinking about something.

Regardless of what he was thinking about, Jiang Yuyu continued to follow his plan, and with a serious face, told him the story of his mother-in-law's tattooing.

"Yue Fei?" This story has a good shape, and even includes the battle on the battlefield. It doesn't sound like a temporary nonsense, but this name is absolutely unfamiliar to He Lianye.

"You want to stab 'Serve the country with loyalty' on my back?"

"No, no!" After shaking his head violently a few times, Jiang Yuyu sighed, "General Yue was later murdered by a traitor. The ending of this story is very tragic."

"..." He Lianye looked at her angrily and amusedly.

After talking for a long time, is this little girl cursing him in circles?

However, her emotions did not seem to be fake, the story seemed to be true, and it was the nth time that Helianye had doubts about her origin.

Just thinking about it, the little face that was a little depressed suddenly raised up again, "My lord, let me write four words on your back for decoration, it is absolutely mighty, domineering and auspicious, if you feel dissatisfied, you can chop off my head !"

This sentence sounds familiar, it was what she said when she first appeared in Prince Jing's mansion and promised Eunuch Zhao that she would be able to "coax" him to eat.

Facts have proved that she would not say this nonsense, and she was very sure at that time.