Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

"...Fucking is it?"

"Our golden retriever."

"what is that?"

"A large dog."

Xiao Chenzi wiped his face, feeling a little complicated...

However, the security guard educated him with the "deeds" of the family dog's pursuit of love, which is tolerable, but now he has a question——

"...how do dogs sing love songs?"

"As long as you call out the cadence effect, it will sound very rhythmic, like singing, try it if you don't believe me." It can be heard that An Shiwei is a calm person, and his voice has always been very calm.

But Xiao Chenzi was aroused, "Wow, woof, woof, woof!"

...There seems to be something wrong.

Xiao Chenzi wiped his face silently again, trying to pretend that he hadn't done anything just now.

However, An Shiwei continued to enlighten him enthusiastically, "There are so many people in the world, how many of them will succeed at first love, and it's no big deal to fall in love with someone who doesn't like you. As the saying goes, no one can casually become a mother~"

The previous words sounded like that, but the last sentence..."Mom is mother, right?"

Xiao Chenzi often heard Yuyu say "Mom said", but he already knew the answer.

"Yes." An guard readily admitted.

"...Then can you put it another way?" Xiao Chenzi raised his head and chest, hoping that he could notice the key problem.

An Shiwei was also very talkative, "No one can conceive a baby casually?"

Xiao Chenzi: "..."

Choked to death, Xiao Chenzi finally started to face up to a problem——

"You don't seem to like me?"

After a moment of silence, the security guard readily admitted, "You look a lot like my best friend's bastard ex-boyfriend."

Xiao Chenzi became angry, "Impossible! If you look carefully, how can someone be so handsome and unique like me!"

An Shiwei is obviously a good-tempered person, he obediently took a closer look, and finally began to agree with his point of view, "He is more handsome than you."

"..." Xiao Chenzi continued to endure.

He is also actively trying to match himself and An Shiwei, and now he wants to introduce his own strengths and get to know each other better.

Xiao Chenzi had thought about this question a long time ago. He felt that his advantages were too numerous to list, such as being able to cook, not picky eaters, and even if he was angry, he could be coaxed as soon as he was given food...

One of the most obvious and practical ones is——

"Is there mahjong in your house?" Xiao Chenzi asked very deeply.

"Yes, I have!"

"You should see how good I am at fine points. It will never be confusing for one person to be used by two people," Xiao Chenzi continued. "So with me, you don't have to worry about missing one of the three when playing mahjong."

Although I have never seen mahjong before... But Yuyu once solemnly praised his "advantage", and now it just comes in handy...

"...you wait." Probably shocked by Xiao Chenzi's miraculous advantage, the guard's tone finally became serious.

After saying this, it was as if the power had been cut off, and he suddenly froze in place, probably returning to his original body to talk to someone...

Because after a while, he returned to his normal appearance and told Xiao Chenzi, "My mother said that even if she opened a matchmaking agency for you, she would keep talents like you."

Xiao Chenzi: "..."

Because of Mama An's mighty declaration... Security Guard An is now happy to chat with Xiao Chen Zi more.

Xiao Chenzi also took the opportunity to learn more about him, "Are you a woman?"