Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

In the evening, in the hotel room.

He Lianye was taking a bath, and Yuyu was... calmly watching.

And when she appeared, she was holding a knife in her hand.

Helian Ye is no ordinary person...

A monstrosity of his level will always react differently from normal people in situations.

Looking at the gleaming knife in Yuyu's hand, he asked very understandingly, "Little girl, do you want to split open this bathtub to see clearly?"

As he spoke, he even gave a doting smile, "Why is it so troublesome, if you want to see it, I'll just stand up."

Without waiting for Yuyu's response, she stood up from the tub without any pressure, without blushing at all...

Yuyu: "..."

Tangtanghe Lianye was willing to sacrifice his appearance so much, and stood in front of her without a trace... It seems too unreasonable not to comment.

Yuyu had no choice but to seriously evaluate his figure, "The meat is too thin, it's not good to make braised pork."

"That's right, I'm still eating delicious food directly," a certain evildoer smiled very calmly, "I don't believe you can take a bite now?"

As he said that, he pulled Yuyu to his side. It seemed that it was not as simple as just stretching out his arm for Yuyu to take a bite...

"...My lord, let's talk about an ethical topic." Yuyu didn't give him a chance to change the subject, and immediately said, "I want to eat wontons tomorrow morning."

"Okay, I'll make it for you when I get up tomorrow morning," said the evildoer with a smile on his face, "I'm too tired to eat people at night, so I should eat more in the morning."

"..." Yuyu lowered her head, looked silently at the sharp knife in her hand, and finally understood what the white-clothed man felt when he looked at the bowl in his arms...

He Lianye patted her on the head with a smile, and stopped making trouble, "Little girl, what are you doing with a knife?"

"Of course I'll kill you." Yuyu stopped joking, and with a serious face, he pushed him back into the tub and sat down, turning around the tub, "My lord, where do you think I should cut the knife?" ?”

The baby girl asked questions, and of course He Lianye had to answer seriously.

It's just that a certain evildoer lowered his eyes slightly now, his expression and tone were full of helplessness, "It doesn't matter where the knife is cut, it's not good, this king will feel bad."

"...Sister Xiaoye, you are such a delicate little girl, you feel sorry for yourself when you get hurt."

"What this king loves most is the little girl he likes."

Someone sighed, "Because that little girl loves me very much now, and she must be sadder than anyone else when my king gets hurt. Of course, my king will feel distressed when she sees it."

Yuyu: "..."

There is absolutely no way for ordinary people to have such a devious and embarrassing way of thinking...

So Yuyu was moved, and asked him admiringly, "My lord, do you know how to write the word 'face'?"

"I know, add the right half of 'thrifty' next to the word moon."

Facing the precious lady, someone definitely answered every question, and calmly "explained", "The meaning of this word is to be frugal every month."

"So I was reluctant to use my face, so I kept it at home."

Yuyu: "..."

Is this evildoer really a person from Earth?! Really? !

Yuyu was greatly shocked, silently looking out of the window, feeling very complicated.

A certain black-bellied mind is much simpler...

Stretching out, pulling and hugging, he directly pulled Yuyu into the water and hugged him in front of him.

A completely naked evildoer was close behind him, with a serious expression on Yuyu's face, "...My lord, I suddenly remembered something."