Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

He Lianrui's face was puffed up, and she blinked her eyes in a little ignorance, "Hmm... I seem to understand."

As he spoke, he raised his little hand and asked very studiously, "Then Master, can I throw chicken bones?"

The little girl was gnawing chicken paws while watching the excitement just now, but what she is holding up now is a greased paper bag wrapped with chicken bones.

Leng Chengran hooked the corners of his lips, but his voice was serious, "Of course."

The little girl herself hesitated, pouted a little bit tangled, "But when I came out of the inn, I promised to bring back the bones to Wangcai."

Such an obvious dog name made Princess Pingran almost vomit blood with anger.

As a well-behaved and honest boy, He Lianrui couldn't understand the meaning of Princess Pingran's eyes.

The little girl struggled for a while, but still felt that eliminating demons was more important, so she raised her short arms with a serious face, and threw all the chicken bones in her hand towards Princess Pingran...

In fact, compared with clods of soil, the power of chicken bones is much smaller, but the little girl said just now that they are prepared to be fed to dogs...

She was angry and hated, but Princess Pingran hadn't completely given up.

She felt that she was invincibly beautiful and had a hot figure, and men would definitely be tempted when they saw her.

Even if Leng Chengran regards her as a monster now, in Leng Chengran's heart, that "monster" has changed into her appearance.

So Princess Pingran tried to stand up again, posing a few provocative poses, taking the opportunity to seduce Leng Chengran.

Leng Chengran was still extremely calm, raised his fingers slightly, and grabbed a few leaves from a big tree beside him.

It wasn't a random grab... those leaves were covered in bird droppings.

Afterwards... without touching his hands, Gu Kong used his internal force to control the leaves, threw them over with a swipe, and hit Princess Pingran directly on the face.

This time Princess Pingran was really going crazy, she felt sick and wanted to vomit blood, she was furious, her eyes darkened, and she fell backwards.

However, she fell into the lake and was shocked by the water, and she woke up again.

"Master, why is she missing?" There was a soft and curious voice from the shore.

"Probably escaped," replied a very calm voice, "but beware of her deceit, let's wait a little longer."

"..." Princess Pingran sank in the water, not daring to move.

Why move?! Do you want her to stand up again and continue to be beaten by clods of bird droppings?!

The master and apprentice on the shore were leisurely, and Leng Chengran was already very interested in learning how to weave bracelets with flowers and plants.

Princess Pingran has martial arts, and her ability to hold her breath is much better than ordinary people.

But he held his breath so hard that his lungs were about to explode, only then did he hear Leng Chengran say that he wanted to leave.

Originally, she was looking forward to his appearance, but now she begged him to disappear as soon as she sent off the plague god.

Princess Pingran thought that today's bad luck was finally over, but unexpectedly, Leng Chengran said thoughtfully, "This water monster is going to change into Princess Pingran... Maybe it will be bad for the princess."

As he spoke, he asked the little apprentice beside him, "Ruirui, go back to the city first today, and Master will bring you to play some other day, okay?"

Seeing that Leng Chengran missed her so much, Princess Pingran was both happy and nervous in her heart, she hoped that He Lianrui's childlike character would not go home honestly.

But the little girl is obedient and sensible...

It was useless even to hesitate, she nodded obediently, "Okay, Ruirui listens to Master."

There was no other way, when the pair of master and apprentice left, Princess Pingran had no choice but to crawl out of the hot spring, dragging her tossed body to pieces, with her face bruised and swollen from the beating, rushing back to her place of residence...