Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

"It's nothing." He Yan held his hand and said sincerely, "I'm just being honest."

"..." The guard took the money bag and ran away in tears in grief and indignation.

He Yan felt very at ease, finally it was his turn to torture people with these words~~~

In the carriage, the atmosphere is actually quite peaceful... right?

At least the two of them didn't slash or kill each other, nor did they stare at each other murderously. In fact, from the moment they got into the carriage, neither of them spoke or looked at each other.

The thing is actually like this...

Being picked up suddenly by He Lianye, Jiang Yuyu naturally wanted to resist uneasily.

Her martial arts were much worse than He Lianye's, so of course she couldn't rely on brute force to defeat him.

There was no time to draw out the silver needle, so Jiang Yuyu reflexively wanted to touch the acupuncture points on his waist. Although she had no internal strength, once she pointed it, He Lianye's whole body would freeze for a few seconds, which was enough for her to escape from the wolf's claws.

But... There is a problem that Helian Ye is very tall.

In modern times, she knew many men of this height, such as her two cousins ​​and their seven cousins...

Although the little cousin is very black-bellied, he is definitely from the earth. She is not afraid of him. As for her cousins, they are not scary at all, but...they live with her alien cousin!

Woohoo, she dare not go to them for nothing serious!

So Jiang Yuyu is not used to facing such a tall person, she miscalculated the position for a while, she thought it should be the waist, but because tall people also have long legs, and He Lianye has very long legs because of his good proportions ,so……

So when she stretched out her hand, she just touched Helian Ye's buttocks.

Jiang Yuyu is petrified.

He Lianye was about to carry him into the carriage at that time, so he was also taken aback.

If nothing unexpected happened, his next move was to put Jiang Yuyu aside, and he himself sat back in the car in a gentlemanly manner.

But if he sits down now, he will sit in Jiang Yuyu's hand...

When his movements froze, Jiang Yuyu was hypnotizing himself in his mind.

This is a pig's butt, this is a pig's butt, this is a pig's butt...

After repeating it silently in her heart many times, she smiled at He Lianye, calmly withdrew her hand, and sat down by herself.

The corners of Helian Ye's mouth twitched.

Because he saw the smile just now very familiar. Thinking about it carefully, he has a subordinate who likes to raise things. Every time he feeds pigs, chickens and ducks, he will smile like this...

On the way back to the palace, the carriage was very quiet.

She just touched a certain part of him from the waist down to the legs, and this evildoer didn't say a word?

Jiang Yuyu was on guard all the way, but Helianye still didn't say anything.

He Lianye sat on the side near the door, so when he got out of the car, he got out first.

When Jiang Yuyu was about to jump out of the carriage, He Lianye, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly smiled and said, "In that case, the wedding should be set in three days' time."

From the tone of voice, it seemed that they had discussed for a long time, and now he was just making a concluding statement.

Jiang Yuyu staggered and almost fell off the carriage.

Someone opened his arms a long time ago, hugged her firmly into his arms, and smiled dotingly, "Why are you in such a hurry, didn't I carry you down?"

"..." Jiang Yuyu seemed to be a little dazed looking at this monstrous face expressionlessly, but suddenly looked around hesitantly, stretched out his hand, and hooked his fingers at He Lianye.

Have something to say?Slightly raising his eyebrows, Helianye lowered his head and brought his ears closer.