Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

And the man in black hung him on a tree for... as a road sign.

It's a pity that for a super road idiot, a road sign obviously can't solve any problems...

After n circles, the man in black suddenly turned back and walked towards Xiao Rui, apparently wanting to adjust this "signpost".

For a short distance, the man in black made it seem like he was wading through mountains and rivers...

When he came in front of Xiaorui, he ignored Xiaorui's monstrous appearance and innocent and friendly eyes, and calmly picked up Xiaorui's hand, then pulled Xiaorui's leg, and... pulled off Xiaorui's waist Lace up.

……what's the situation?!

Xiao Rui was shocked.

Is he about to be robbed?!

... He still doesn't know whether the other party is a man or a woman! ! !

But Xiao Rui thought...too little.

The real situation is even more tragic than Jie Se...

The man in black held Xiao Rui's belt, lifted one of Xiao Rui's legs...then calmly tied that leg to the tree.

It's still a difficult posture of kicking back and raising the legs so that they can touch the head...

After tying it up, the man in black grabbed Xiao Rui's hand again, and put it on the branch above Xiao Rui's head.

Helian Rui: "..."

Xiao Rui has practiced martial arts since he was a child, and his body is very flexible. He doesn't feel uncomfortable with such a difficult "placement" method.

...It doesn't mean that he is willing to be tied into such a... graceful posture!

After the tossing was over, the man in black stepped back slightly, as if he was satisfied with the current visual effect, jumped off the big tree, and left again without any pressure.

Same as last time, this time when ta walks, he still glances at the "road sign" Xiaorui from time to time.

And because Xiao Rui was bound into this ballet-like figure... Every side of him looks different, and he can be recognized from a long distance.

So after only going around twice and taking the wrong path four times, the man in black managed to reach the exit of the valley!

For a road idiot, this is such a big improvement...

There has been no emotional change on the face of the man in black, but he should be in a good mood. At least, he should think that Xiaorui is still very useful and useful...

Because when he was about to walk out of the valley, he waved his hand back without looking back, and caught Xiao Rui from the air!

...and then took Xiaorui and walked out.

The gesture of grabbing the clothes on Xiao Rui's back and lifting him can only be described as "holding"...

There is only one path out of the valley, and there are cliffs on both sides. You can only walk forward with one mind, but you don't have to worry about getting lost...

After finally getting out, the man in black glanced at the empty mountain top, put his hand into his pocket, and took out the chubby white pigeon called "Cuckoo".

Cuckoo was basically still dizzy and didn't recover much, but as soon as he was put on the ground, he immediately stumbled towards the southeast, as if he had some important mission to complete.

The man in black immediately took it back and put it back in his pocket.

Then he carried Xiao Rui and walked in that direction.

After experiencing a series of tragedies, Xiao Rui has completely calmed down... He even comforted himself, didn't he make up his mind when he went out, and let nature take its course.

Think about Uncle Mantou, think about Bai Qi whose house was destroyed by his baby sister because of a piece of bacon...

The people in Prince Jing's Mansion can still be shocked by such a trivial matter!

But what happened next... Xiao Rui couldn't calm down at all!

[Haha, Master Qi is really popular, everyone still remembers after so long, yes, the man in black is the daughter of Master Qi, and Gu Gu is the pigeon from back then]