Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

The little girl in black looked at the walnuts that had been smashed just right, and then at Xiao Rui's "smooth as new" forehead. She was very satisfied with the performance of Xiao Rui's "hammer".

She didn't do anything because of sex, put walnuts in one hand to collect the walnut kernels, and controlled Xiao Rui's head with a wooden stick in the other hand... She concentrated on smashing a whole bag of walnuts...

Xiao Rui was sad and angry...

Believe him, he really doesn't want to be so easy to use!

Although he really wanted to use too much spiritual power to smash the walnuts with shells and kernels into powder at once, but...but as a foodie, letting him waste food is more uncomfortable than cutting his flesh.

So he could only keep bowing his head, smashing the walnut until the shell was completely broken, but the walnut kernel was intact... He himself felt that he was too easy to use! (┬＿┬)

After smashing a whole bag of walnuts, the little girl in black obviously began to re-examine the use value of Xiaorui...

She took out an exquisite small pot to boil syrup, and kept staring at Xiao Rui intently.

Xiao Rui: "..."

He knew that she was cooking syrup, probably to make amber walnuts... But she kept looking at him, and he had the illusion that she was going to throw him out of the pot...

For example, to be a silk-drawing Xiaorui or something...

But it was rare to be able to attract the attention of the little girl in black, Xiao Rui immediately showed his most sincere and friendly little eyes - find me a dress!

In order to protect the future wife...to be able to see and touch her chest and abdominal muscles...Xiao Rui didn't even think about eating, and was in a hurry to solve the half-naked problem first.

The little girl in black was obviously very smart, and she actually understood Xiao Rui's meaning.

And she is still very good to the easy-to-use Xiao Rui...

After she wrapped the walnut kernels in syrup and made a box of walnut crisp candies, and put them aside to cool, she opened a huge package again and started looking for clothes for Xiao Rui.

...but for the clothes she brought out, there are only two choices:

Black men's clothing similar in style to hers, and a very light and fresh... pink skirt.

And because of the good material, it looks particularly elegant and light... I guess it will look like a little fairy when you wear it.

The little girl in black looked at her clothes, she obviously didn't want to dress like Xiao Rui... So she put away all the men's clothes very firmly and calmly, threw the pink skirt to Xiao Rui, and turned her back turn around.

She has obviously seen that Xiao Rui is quite capable, even if his acupoints are tapped, he can still put on his clothes by himself.

Helian Rui: "..."

Put on!

For my wife, I can bear anything!He wants to be a good evildoer who "defends his body like jade", this point must not be shaken!

But life after going out, why is it so tragic...(┬＿┬)

While looking at the sky with tears in his eyes, Xiao Rui used his spiritual power to jump up from the bottom of the pit, rolling (←_←) to shake off the dust on his body, and when he finished cleaning, he wrapped himself in that pink dress...

Xiao Rui didn't want to face his image, changed his clothes, and immediately wanted to hide.

...Wait, why is he hiding? Anyway, he has exposed his strength, why didn't he just run away?!

Although he can't move, he can use the rebound of his spiritual power, and the rabbit bounces away...

Just doing what he said, Xiao Rui fled immediately, ready to jump to an empty cave, and survive the tragic time when his acupoints were tapped...