Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

Xiao Rui suddenly felt a gust of cold wind whizzing by, and he... really wanted to stretch out his hands to protect his chest.

I said silently three times in my heart, "This little girl is very quiet, she just speaks in a strange style"... Xiao Rui was able to force out his voice and asked her, "Take off your clothes... what are you doing?"

The little girl in black asked calmly, "What else can you do if you take off your clothes?"

"..." I can still eat hot pot!

He eats hot pot at home, and when it gets hot, he often takes off his clothes...Of course, he just takes off the outer one.

But the hot hot pot can't heal Xiaorui's cold heart. He bravely and decisively...packed all the food left on the table, and prepared to cherish...innocence, and stay away from strange things.

The little girl in black didn't care what he was busy with, calmly opened her huge bag again, took out a book-like thing, and put it in front of Xiao Rui, "Choose a pattern."

...too evil_evil!

Xiao Rui was shocked. Although his father had no integrity, he was only so... unrestrained when facing his mother!

What's going on with this little girl!

...He still carries a picture of the erotic palace with him, and let people choose the pattern first? !

Where the hell has he gone!

When the strange boy came back, he saw that his little aunt had already taken out the very important booklet to her, and Xiao Rui's face looked as if it had just been struck by lightning.

"...Could it be you!" The strange young man was taken aback, and immediately rushed over.

Xiao Rui snatched three glutinous rice balls and quickly defended himself, "I haven't... been murdered yet!"

"...You didn't get punched by Dudu? What did the little aunt do with the embroidery pattern?" The strange boy asked with question marks all over his head.

Xiao Rui was confused, "...what?"

But there is a brain with a super fast response, after Xiao Rui blurted out the question, he thought of some previous situations——

"Little Pink Pig's name is Dudu?"

Is this family really the owner of Little Pink Pig?

Thinking back to the warning note in Little Pink Pig's "bedroom", that calm and calm tone... is indeed the style of the little girl in black!

And the little girl in black thought that he ignored the warning on the note and tried to steal the little pink pig away, but the drowsy little pink pig woke up and thought she was lost, so she casually drilled a hole on him... Tunnel coming?

So the little book she took out was not a picture of the erotic palace at all. It was a standard embroidery pattern. After he chose it, the little girl in black would embroider where he was drilled, and put him... " Repair" OK?

Xiao Rui guessed right...

Because the little girl in black has already taken out a flickering embroidery needle...

The corner of Xiao Rui's mouth twitched, and he immediately breathed a sigh of relief... and began to eat glutinous rice balls.

Unexpectedly, the task was completed so quickly, Xiao Rui was in a good mood, and quickly wiped out all the glutinous rice balls, and told them, "My father and the others were looking for a treasure, and they happened to meet Dudu who was lost. Now that they have found its owner ..."

Big thing is bad!Alarm bells rang out in the weird young man's heart.

When Dudu is sent back, will Xiao Rui go home?

How can that work!He also thinks that he and his little aunt are very suitable, and he hopes to see some sparks between them!

... But how to keep people?

The strange boy was thinking of an idea, when Gu Gu jumped out from behind Xiao Rui, he didn't know why he was excited, his fluffy wings waved in the air, as if he was whipping something.