Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

Xiao Rui, who was disliked because of "showing off her beautiful branches", "..."

The old man with the white beard flicked his beard, "Who said that? The valley is so clean, it would be nice to add some enchanting make-up!"

The little girl in black continued calmly, "Besides, with him here, the flowers planted in the valley can be pulled out, saving space for planting herbs. If you think it's too monotonous, you can throw him into the soil and watch it as a flower." watch?"

"That's right, that's great!" The white-bearded old man applauded happily.

He was still worried about what to say, but he didn't expect this girl to help him find a good reason!

"Ok, deal?"

"That's it!" The old man with the white beard immediately agreed, lest she would go back on his word.

The little girl in black looked at him calmly and asked, "Then he was planted in the soil, how can I treat him as a husband? Why should I marry a man who is buried in the soil most of the time?"

Old man with white beard: "..."

Xiao Rui: "..." He's still here! ! !

But... in order not to be forced into marriage, I endured it!

Otherwise, this white-bearded old man's ability is definitely not small. Just now he took advantage of his unguardedness to succeed in one blow, but next time it will not be so easy.

If he is not careful, he might be caught by this old man with white beard and forced to marry this little girl in black...

Thinking of this possibility, Xiao Rui couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.

The old man with the white beard was choked, and after thinking for a long time, he didn't know how to refute, so he started to play tricks again, "I don't care, I don't care, you must get married, anyway, you can't beat me!"

Xiaorui & the girl in black: "..."

If it's really a fight, the two of them should be able to fight together.

But in a real fight, the battle must be very fierce, and there is no guarantee that no one will be injured!

So unless it is absolutely necessary, you must not really do it.

Out of an honest man's mentality of being easygoing and resigned, Xiao Rui immediately compromised, "In fact, it's not bad to marry her."

The little girl in black gave Xiao Rui a calm look with the eyes of... beef jerky.

Xiao Rui twitched the corner of his mouth again in his heart...but he said sincerely on his face, "After getting married, you will also be my patriarch. There is a tradition in my hometown to shave all the hair of my patriarch and make a Mop broom or something, if you have nothing to do, sweep and mop the floor, and you can become a very tidy person at home."

……nonsense!You just sweep and mop the floor when you have nothing to do, so why change?! The house is already tidy!

But after complaining, the old man with white beard still feels...a little pain in his scalp.

The little girl in black also compromised, and glanced at Xiao Rui, "Well, when we get married, I will have several good sisters. After two years, I will meet someone I like, and he can marry me and be a Dowry maid."

"..." Why did you cheat on me when you cheated on your master!

Xiao Rui wanted to grind his teeth.

Besides... meet someone you like in two years?

It turns out that the little girl in black has this plan!He thought that she, like her, had a love phobia!

Thinking of this, Xiao Rui felt a little depressed suddenly.

Why do others yearn for love, but he believes in love and is afraid of finding someone he really likes...(┬＿┬)

Turning his head, Xiao Rui suddenly asked the little girl in black, "You said... what does it feel like to be in love?"

The little girl in black said calmly, "I kiss you, and you will know."