Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

Xiao Rui was still hesitating, the strange young man watched silently at the bottom of the pit, then suddenly crawled out again, walked up to the little girl in black, and asked in a low voice, "Little aunt, didn't you notice something was wrong?"

"En." The little girl in black replied calmly, not knowing whether she had discovered it or not.

The strange young man was afraid that if she thought about it later, she would misunderstand that Xiao Zhengtai was lying, so he reminded him now, "Master Qi... used to have a teacher's wife!"

According to his parents, after the birth of the little aunt, Qi Ye's teacher and wife hardly showed up. Anyway, their "husband and wife" are hermits, and it's normal for the dragon to see the head and see the tail. No one doubted anything.

But the existence of Mrs. Qi Ye, the little aunt, ancestor, grandma, and what Xiao Zhengtai said today are obviously contradictory.

But the little girl in black waved her hand calmly, "He's pathetic enough, I don't want to talk about it anymore." She obviously guessed what was going on.

But Mrs. Zheng didn't want to give up this opportunity to cry about her pity.

What is the face?

He has had the same elementary school face for hundreds of years, and he doesn't want this face for a long time... (┬_┬)

Now he said to Xiao Rui and the others with tears in his eyes, "You don't know, I'm really tired of living..." (┬_┬)

"Before I took Xiaoqi as an apprentice, I had never met anyone who was qualified enough to practice the art of immortality. The friends I met were all ordinary people who couldn't escape life, old age, sickness and death... Seeing my friends pass away one by one, that It was so uncomfortable, so in the next few hundred years, I didn't even have any friends...(┬_┬)"

Xiao Rui and the little girl in black were taken aback for a moment, they just thought of how sad life would be if they couldn't live forever like their parents.

Xiaozheng wiped away his tears aggrievedly, "I lived alone for decades, it was too lonely, so I pretended to be several people and talked to myself, thinking that there was always a child's face in the mirror was too depressing, I still Often disguised as various people... and then, and..."

Xiaozheng suddenly faltered.

The strange young man covered his face and helped him continue, "Then when he was talking to himself one day, he suddenly thought...he would definitely go crazy if he went on like this. What if he really met him in a few hundred years? The destined person, won't get along with girls, what should I do if I scare her away..."

Xiao Zhengtai bowed his head and drew circles, "Then I also tried to dress up as a girl, and started to practice dating myself..." →_→

"So the teacher's wife that Xiao Qi saw... I actually acted it myself..." He also acted as himself having a divorce with himself...

Xiaorui & the little girl in black: o_o

The little girl in black was the first to react, and rarely showed emotion on her usually calm face. She patted the little Zhengtai on the head, and said earnestly, "Brother Qi, you look much younger than my father."

"..." Don't laugh at the pupil's face!

Xiaozheng wanted to cry even more, her big eyes contained two streams of tears, like a small animal being bullied, she looked at Xiaorui and the others eagerly.

Just kidding, Xiao Rui and the others really feel that the situation is urgent now.

Mrs. Xiaozheng is too pitiful!

They are all people who come from big and lively families, and they can't imagine what it would be like to live alone for hundreds of years.

His destined man must be born immediately!

...Well, this goal... is a bit bold.