Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

Xiao Rui's heart moved, and he suddenly felt that his love phobia, which had lasted for many years, was healed without medicine just because of these few seemingly ordinary words.

He looked at the little girl in black, "You..."

The little girl in black nodded, "I'm as handsome as my father."

Xiao Rui: "..."

After wiping his face, he decided to bring the topic to the field he was most familiar with, "Are you hungry?"

"Will you feed me?" the little girl in black asked him very calmly.

"..."! ! !

Xiao Rui was so choked that his eyes almost popped out.

The little girl in black still spoke calmly, pointing to his chest, "I'm talking about this."

"..." The corner of Xiao Rui's mouth twitched fiercely, and he almost reached out to cover his chest...

Facing Xiaorui's "pure and clean" reaction... the little girl in black said calmly, "I mean the snacks you put here."

"..." He was [-]% sure, he was molested!

In order to get the little girl in black to give up this rascally behavior, Xiao Rui went all out, took out a pack of jelly, suddenly bowed his head, smiled evilly and approached her, "Okay, let's eat together."

The little girl in black looked at his pair of flying peach blossom eyes, and then at his seductive lips that made people want to commit a crime... her gaze wandered carefully around his monstrous face, and she evaluated calmly, " Jelly is more attractive than you."

"..." Xiao Rui decided to be shameless, and his smile became more and more seductive, "Why? Because you are duplicity?"

The little girl calmly shook her head, took away a piece of jelly, and touched the jelly up, down, left, and right, back and forth, and replied in a very calm voice, "Because I can touch it casually."

Xiao Rui: "..."

... It's unreasonable, compared to hooligans, the people from Prince Jing's mansion will still lose? !

But in the final analysis, he is still not his wife, and he can't throw away his integrity...

Otherwise, just lie flat and tell her that he can touch it casually.

...And he has more "functions" than jelly, he can automatically reverse touch. →＿→

There is a powerful genetic gene of a certain evildoer, regarding such things as having no morals... As expected, there is no need to practice or prepare, even if Xiaorui has never been in love, morals can fall quickly and well... ←_←

It's a pity that he lacks a prerequisite for losing moral integrity... so he can only continue to be bullied by the little girl in black.

The two strolled out of the inn, asked the people on the street, and planned to go to the lake.

They are lucky or not.

The good thing is... the oiran contest held every three years is going to be held on Yanbo Lake tonight.

Even if the two of them are not interested in the oiran, they can still appreciate the beautifully decorated exquisite painting boats, and the fireworks and flower boats prepared by those young masters who spend a lot of money to please the oiran.

The bad thing is... most people don't want to miss the excitement that happens every three years. The local people, plus tourists who come here for the name, crowded Yanbo Lake before noon, and they all wanted to grab it early. a good location.

Let alone the oiran contest at night, even if they want to enjoy the scenery of Yanbo Lake, they can't get close to the river bank.

However, the two of them were not entangled. There were too many people by the lake. When they got close, they went around to the clean alley, trying to find a quiet place to talk.

...So, shouldn't it be a date?

Walking in a quiet and deserted alley, Xiao Rui suddenly thought of this question.