mixed in women's high school

"Hello, I, I saw the advertisement on the bus stop sign. Is... need to find... a part-time man or boyfriend?" I was still very embarrassed when I made this kind of phone call for the first time. Hesitant.

"Well, yes... yes," the other party was also quite shy, and I could hear her voice trembling, obviously, she was also very nervous.

"Well, then... beauty, can I... ask a question?"

"Okay, ask Sarah."

"Three hundred yuan a day, is that true?"

"Yes, three hundred a day, not much."

"..."

Not many?I'm about to cry, now China is still affected by the financial crisis, it's good for ordinary workers to find a job to make ends meet, 300 yuan a day is not much?These damn capitalists will only deprive workers of their surplus value!If one day, one day, I, Bo Riri, will definitely, definitely will...become a capitalist!It feels good to grab other people's things, tsk tsk.

Chatted with her for a while, I know some things about her, her name is Xiaowei, she is just 15 years old this year, she feels very nice and gentle, I don’t know if she is pretty or not, I think, her voice is so It sounds good, even if you are not good looking, you can’t go too far. In the end, we agreed to meet in Binjiang Park and hung up the phone. I asked Niu Quao how the conversation was going. Niu Quao said: "My brother is so humorous and gentle. What girl doesn't fall in love with?"

"Then have you told the other party that you are disabled?" I said speechlessly.

"Your disabled sister! Didn't you just get a little leg injury?" Niu squat gave me a blank look and said disdainfully.

Then, I looked up and down the cow squat again, and suddenly found a strange problem. I noticed it just now, so I asked again: "Where is the bandage you wrapped? Why did you take it off so quickly? Don't be afraid of being caught." Infected?"

"Do you think I'm willing to take it apart? It's so hot, and there are so many tapes wrapped around my body, it's so hot, and it's still very itchy..." Niu Zuo said this, his face turned reddish, as if he was embarrassed to say it.

I wondered: "Itchy? Where is it itchy? The wound itch so quickly?"

Tsk tsk, if it's itchy, it means the wound is healing. The healing speed is really fast, almost catching up with Lin Jianb in "The Rogue Landlord and the Pretty Tenant".

"No...it's itching, cough, I don't dare to scratch it, so I wanted to wash it with hot water, but the bandage happened to be tied on my thigh! It's inconvenient to wash, so..." Niu He bowed his head and said.

After hearing this, my eggs were broken, and I quickly asked him if he had masturbated too much or had some strange disease. He said how is it possible, he only masturbated three times a day... I said, okay, take it easy, my wife will not be able to get pregnant in the future, remember Find me.

At this moment, I finally understood what is meant by "forced masturbation".

When it was almost dusk, my cousin called me and told me that they were back. When I thought of Keer, I bid farewell to Niu Squat and went home. You said, my cousin is here, and I haven’t had a good chat with her about life yet. How?Besides, my parents want me to go on a blind date with her. When I think of her cute appearance, I think that if the blind date is successful, I will have children with her from now on, ten or eight children, and then happily escape the family planning together. , Playing between various places, this is also a good choice.

"Cousin, what have you been playing?" I asked.

"This is a secret between girls, I won't tell you!" My cousin said to me with a teasing smile, and then chatted happily with Ke'er. Seeing how embarrassed I was, my cousin just squinted at me and smiled Laughed to show concern, and then quietly talked about something with my cousin.

I feel a little resentful in my heart, Ke'er, why don't you look at me when my brother is so handsome?It seems that we need to use something extreme, such as "discharge". I think back then, how many girls were shocked to death by me, and how many boys were tossed and turned over me because of it. To this day, when they see me, they still grab me. My hand said to me affectionately: "Bo Riri, you were so wretched at that time! May I ask how you did it?"

Taking a deep breath, I adjusted the power of my eyes, took a step forward, and charged towards Keer. The next second, I seemed to see a ray of light shooting out of my eyes, flying straight towards Keer's Shui Ling eyes. run away!

Eh?Why is there no effect at all?How can I play without a strap, maybe the battery is not enough, I took another deep breath and increased the battery of my eyes, the blinking speed is astonishing.

My cousin looked at me and said, "Little Riri, do you have cataracts?"

It seems that everything has to go with the flow. Anyway, I have to live in a room at night. Then I should be able to have a good talk with her about life, and exchange ideas about how humans reproduced thousands of years ago.

Not long after, my younger sister, Xiaoli, came back too. She was so happy to see Ke’er, and she dragged her into my room without saying a word, saying that it was to discuss the love story between boys and boys. I was immediately dumbfounded. Quickly stopped her, pulled her to a corner, frowned and said softly to her: "Little Li, don't instill your kind of knowledge in her, my parents want me to go on a blind date with her to cultivate feelings, in case Once you say that, she is only interested in things between men and men, so what should I do? In the future, maybe she will be your sister-in-law..."

Xiao Li pouted and said, "Sister-in-law, I don't want her to be your sister-in-law!"

I wondered: "Why, is she not good?"

Xiaoli shook her head, and said, "I don't want such a good girl to be ruined by you, hum, bad brother!"

After finishing speaking, she ignored me again, went back and dragged Ke'er into her room, I thought, this time it's over, it's over, no, when we go to bed at night, I must have a good communication with Ke'er , don't be fooled by the basic love culture of the island country!

Not long after, my parents came back. Seeing Ke’er was like seeing my own daughter, asking for warmth and caring. Immediately, I hid in the toilet and wanted to cry. I thought, did my parents pick me up? Why is there such a big difference between people?Could it be that parents prefer girls?

It's very possible that they treat their cousin Xiao Li so well.

Hey, sometimes I really want to be a girl, not only can I be treated well by my family, but also, I don’t have to move when doing that, just lie down and let the man play hard, and it is said that when doing that, the excitement of the girl It is more than ten times stronger than that of boys. It is said that women have many sensitive parts, such as thighs, chest, penis, back, neck, ears, etc. To exaggerate, women’s whole body is very sensitive, while men are mostly sensitive. The genitals are more sensitive, so women are more excited than men!

During dinner, my mother still talked about me to Ke'er intentionally or unintentionally, she said: "Don't look at our Xiaori, although he doesn't look like a boy, and he doesn't know how to do housework. She doesn't do well in school, likes to go out and play around, doesn't save money when spending money, and is rude to strangers..."

Hey, I said Mom, isn’t there too much content behind your “although”?Aren't you trying to sell your son-in-law? Isn't that good?Mom, stop talking, hey, don't!don't!I, I have no face to face people.

I was so ashamed of being scolded by my mother, I wished I could find a crack in the ground and sneak in. Suddenly, my mother finally turned around and said, "However, Xiaori will still change! He is still young and not very sensible, don't mind it... "

Mom, son, I solemnly tell you that I want to jump off a building!

Everyone at the table laughed except for me. I looked at Ke'er, she was also happy and bored, so I said I was full and went back to the room, thinking, this blind date must be dead. Now Ke’er doesn’t know how to look at me. Hey, I have nothing to do anyway, so I’ll turn on the computer and play games. It’s said that a two-player version of Tetris has recently been released. I have to download it quickly and practice my skills. , In the future, I will be able to have a good discussion with others.

After playing for an indeterminate amount of time, I heard a knock on the door of the room. I opened the door, and sure enough, it was Li Keer. Isn’t it only past eight o’clock, and I’m about to go to bed at this time?Oh, I see, women, there are always a few days in a month, and you need to take a good rest.

Li Ke'er smiled and asked: "Cousin, I'm a little sleepy, I'm going to bed first..."

"Well, then you can sleep on my bed, I sleep on the floor, I'll clean it up first."

As I said that, I opened the cabinet and took out the mat from inside, but Li Ke'er unexpectedly said: "Sleeping on the floor? This is not good, this is the first floor, the floor is wet and cold, easy to catch cold and rheumatism , if you don't mind... let's sleep together, the bed is big enough anyway..."