mixed in women's high school
Chapter 0100 The Consequences of Drunkenness
I slumped on the grass, and I didn’t know how long I shed tears. Passers-by laughed at me coldly, until they almost disappeared, I received a call from Xiao Li, who said anxiously: “Brother! It's ten o'clock? Are you staying at a classmate's house tonight? Parents are very worried!"
I sucked the snot from crying, pretending to be relaxed and said: "Well, I will spend the night at my classmate's house tonight, and I will go back tomorrow, don't worry."
"Well, brother, pay attention to hygiene and wear a condom!"
"it is good."
……
I think if I don’t go home tonight, I’ll find a place to vent. After all, I’ve done such a bad thing to Xiao Zi, and I feel very uncomfortable. It’s as if a thousand grass mud horses are kissing my heart. How can I vent?Don't the male protagonists in TV dramas always go to the bar to drink when they are broken in love or upset?The ancients also used alcohol to relieve their sorrows and said that if I still have some money in my pocket, it is no problem to go to the bar and drink a few bottles of wine.
The last bus in Nancheng City is at ten o'clock in the evening. The bar closest to the park is at the intersection of Binjiang East Road. This is Binjiang West Road. It takes three stops to get there. When you arrive at the bus stop at the entrance of the park, There are no more buses passing by, and I am reluctant to take a taxi, the starting price is [-] yuan!you say walk?Nima, it's easy to have back pain when I walk recently. Is it true?
**, harmful to health.
So, my first plan to go to the bar fell through.
At that time, I shed sad tears again. I heard people say that the bar is a place where girls who have lost their feet often hang out. Generally speaking, boys who are a little more handsome go to that kind of place, and they can catch girls to talk about life on the bed. Talk about the great achievements of socialist modernization, and, most importantly, don't be responsible afterwards!You said that if I don't wear a condom, it's easy to get pregnant?You don’t have to worry about that, those girls who have lost their feet will bring all kinds of condoms, there is always a taste that suits your heart, you can try it if you don’t believe me.
In the end, I still took a taxi to the bar, because Niu Squat gave me a call, and he said: "Son of a dog, come out for a drink, I invite you, the one on Industrial East Road."
"Okay, wait for me for 10 minutes!"
Tsk tsk, my luck is really good!Just when I was thinking about drinking, someone invited me. I took a taxi to Industrial East Road and spent a total of 20 yuan. With this 20 yuan, I could not only take a taxi to the bar on Binjiang East Road, but also drink two bottles of beer there. But I think it's worth spending the 20 yuan to go to Niu Squat. I won't tell you because he said he was a treat.
"Squat, why did you ask me to drink? I'm not a casual person. I never go to bars." When I walked into the bar on Industrial Road, I immediately found the lonely figure of Niu Kuo, sitting on the seat beside him. down.
"Don't talk about it, I'm broken in love, woo... buddy, do you think it's easy for me!" Before Niu Kuo finished speaking, his eyes became red and tears flowed down. He picked up the bottle that had already been opened Gai took a few sips of Yanjing beer.
"Are you broken in love?" I couldn't believe my ears, is he broken in love?Grass, when did he fall in love?how would I not know?
"Gulu Gulu", I also picked it up and drank a few sips. After drinking it, I felt even more uncomfortable. I'm not afraid to tell you that this is the first time I drink beer. I used to use cola instead of alcohol, although It's unpalatable, but Niu Zuo has already swallowed a bottle, and he said to me with a reddish face: "Nonsense! Just now, the fat girl asked me out again and said she wanted it. When I opened the room, I touched my pocket and remembered it. It's aphrodisiac." Fan, I lent it to you, but in the end, she broke up with me!"
After finishing the last sentence, Niu Zuo raised his voice.
"Wait, wait, wait, why didn't I understand?" I held up a lot of information, and I didn't react immediately.
"Hehe," Niu Kuo glanced at me with a wry smile, took a few sips from another bottle, and said hesitantly, "You son of a bitch, you don't understand this? Before, when I was with her, I didn't dare Tell her that I used drugs to stimulate my talent and get an erection. This time I didn't bring aphrodisiac powder. How could she blow it to me? My buddy...is still on strike, that stinky bitch thinks I have sex with other women during the day Yes! Thought I betrayed her! I, I can't explain, she doubted again and again, we quarreled, in the end, she couldn't trust me, so she broke up with me. "
"Uh, sorry."
I hate myself a little bit. It turns out that the culprit of everything turned out to be me!If I hadn't borrowed an aphrodisiac fan from him, I wouldn't have dared to touch Xiao Zi, and he wouldn't have broken up because of this. Moreover, for Niu Kuai, breaking up with a fat girl would not only mean a broken relationship, but also a job loss!For a while, the guilt in my heart deepened. However, Niu Squat is still my good buddy. He didn't blame me, but asked me to drink with him.
My alcohol capacity is very poor. After drinking two bottles, I started to feel dizzy and incoherent. When I woke up the next day, I remembered that I said something before I was drunk: "Squat, I don't want to hide it from you. Just now, I put a The girl who likes me is crazy, you don't know, how good it is to fuck her, haha, woo..."
I still remember that after saying this sentence, I cried, crying to death, and then my head was very dizzy, and I didn’t know what happened next. On the bed in the guest room of Niu Zuo’s house, his head still hurts, he was dizzy, and he still wanted to vomit. Niu Zuo had already woken up. As soon as he saw me, he said, “You son of a bitch, go to the bathroom and take a shower.”
"Ah."
When I came out of the shower, I was fully awake. Niu Kuai told me that he saw that I was drunk last night, so he stopped drinking and sent me back. I suddenly remembered the nonsense I said before I was drunk, and asked quickly: "Last night, what else did I do when I was drunk? Did I do anything radical?"
Niu Squat poured me a cup of tea, looked at the cup and said with a smile, "Yes."
"What did you do, tell me quickly!"
"Call someone."
"..."
I immediately picked up the phone, opened the chat history, and simply looked at it, but it didn't matter if I didn't look at it. After reading it, I even wanted to die!I called a total of seven girls, Lin Xiaoyu, Zhou Mengdie, Chen Yulu, Ou Yuanyuan, Lin Mengmeng, cousin Keer, and Xiaoli. What's more serious is that except for Zhou Mengdie and Xiaoli who didn't answer the phone, the rest of the call time All in more than 1 minute!
The corner of my mouth was twitching constantly, I looked up at Niu Zuo, and asked, "Do you still remember what I said to them?"
"I don't know, I don't know, hey, my head is a little dizzy too, I'm going to take a shower!" Niu squatted into the bathroom with a wretched smile, looking so happy, as if his withered brother had ushered in spring again , I slapped on the bathroom door and cursed: "Damn! You must have heard it, tell me quickly!"
But no matter how much I pestered him, he still didn't want to tell me. I looked at the call log again and found that the call to Chen Yulu was the longest, with a total of three minutes and 41 seconds. With a sigh, I had to call The five of them called to explain one by one. Whether it was Chen Yulu or Lin Mengmeng, I told them that I was drunk last night and don’t care about what nonsense I said. My son said one more thing to me: "Cousin, I don't care, but don't keep trying to trick me."
What I didn't expect was that by the time I got back to school the next day, everything would have changed.
As soon as I arrived in the classroom, I was sitting in my seat, Lin Xiaoyu cast a glance at me, and blushed!
I thought he had a fever, so I asked, "At the same table, are you okay? Why are you blushing?"
He leaned into my ear and said, "I'm fine, I'm just afraid that you will do bad things to me!"
At that time, I immediately thought of the call I made to him when I was drunk last night!Uh, I must have said something shameful to him, I must figure it out!I was drunk at the time, but I could say anything messy!So, I forced Lin Xiaoyu to the toilet to interrogate him. At first, he refused to tell, but I rubbed her chest if he didn't tell me. In the end, he couldn't take it anymore and surrendered, and told me what I said to him last night.
"Tell me, you like me..." Lin Xiaoyu lowered her head with a red face.
"Uh, what else?" I bumped into the wall.
"Well, you said, you, you have liked me for a long time."
"What else?" I pinched my neck.
"Still thinking about me,"
"thinking of you?"
"Thinking of me... masturbating!"
"Depend on!"
Going back to the seat with Lin Xiaoyu, I have lost the confidence to be a man, to be precise, I have lost the confidence to be a man, hey, to be a man really, touching the skirt under my body, I have a faint thought The urge to go to the hospital, I want to go to the hospital and tell my attending doctor: "Doctor, can you change my sex?"
I struggled on the table for a while, I didn't have the face to look at Lin Xiaoyu anymore, Lin Xiaoyu comforted me and said: "Don't worry so much, it's all your talking nonsense after drinking, um, I hope you are really talking nonsense .”
Searching for searching, deserted, desolate, miserable, it is not too much to use this poem to describe my mood. After lying down for a while, I felt someone poking my shoulder next to me. When I looked up, it turned out to be Chen rain and dew.
I sucked the snot from crying, pretending to be relaxed and said: "Well, I will spend the night at my classmate's house tonight, and I will go back tomorrow, don't worry."
"Well, brother, pay attention to hygiene and wear a condom!"
"it is good."
……
I think if I don’t go home tonight, I’ll find a place to vent. After all, I’ve done such a bad thing to Xiao Zi, and I feel very uncomfortable. It’s as if a thousand grass mud horses are kissing my heart. How can I vent?Don't the male protagonists in TV dramas always go to the bar to drink when they are broken in love or upset?The ancients also used alcohol to relieve their sorrows and said that if I still have some money in my pocket, it is no problem to go to the bar and drink a few bottles of wine.
The last bus in Nancheng City is at ten o'clock in the evening. The bar closest to the park is at the intersection of Binjiang East Road. This is Binjiang West Road. It takes three stops to get there. When you arrive at the bus stop at the entrance of the park, There are no more buses passing by, and I am reluctant to take a taxi, the starting price is [-] yuan!you say walk?Nima, it's easy to have back pain when I walk recently. Is it true?
**, harmful to health.
So, my first plan to go to the bar fell through.
At that time, I shed sad tears again. I heard people say that the bar is a place where girls who have lost their feet often hang out. Generally speaking, boys who are a little more handsome go to that kind of place, and they can catch girls to talk about life on the bed. Talk about the great achievements of socialist modernization, and, most importantly, don't be responsible afterwards!You said that if I don't wear a condom, it's easy to get pregnant?You don’t have to worry about that, those girls who have lost their feet will bring all kinds of condoms, there is always a taste that suits your heart, you can try it if you don’t believe me.
In the end, I still took a taxi to the bar, because Niu Squat gave me a call, and he said: "Son of a dog, come out for a drink, I invite you, the one on Industrial East Road."
"Okay, wait for me for 10 minutes!"
Tsk tsk, my luck is really good!Just when I was thinking about drinking, someone invited me. I took a taxi to Industrial East Road and spent a total of 20 yuan. With this 20 yuan, I could not only take a taxi to the bar on Binjiang East Road, but also drink two bottles of beer there. But I think it's worth spending the 20 yuan to go to Niu Squat. I won't tell you because he said he was a treat.
"Squat, why did you ask me to drink? I'm not a casual person. I never go to bars." When I walked into the bar on Industrial Road, I immediately found the lonely figure of Niu Kuo, sitting on the seat beside him. down.
"Don't talk about it, I'm broken in love, woo... buddy, do you think it's easy for me!" Before Niu Kuo finished speaking, his eyes became red and tears flowed down. He picked up the bottle that had already been opened Gai took a few sips of Yanjing beer.
"Are you broken in love?" I couldn't believe my ears, is he broken in love?Grass, when did he fall in love?how would I not know?
"Gulu Gulu", I also picked it up and drank a few sips. After drinking it, I felt even more uncomfortable. I'm not afraid to tell you that this is the first time I drink beer. I used to use cola instead of alcohol, although It's unpalatable, but Niu Zuo has already swallowed a bottle, and he said to me with a reddish face: "Nonsense! Just now, the fat girl asked me out again and said she wanted it. When I opened the room, I touched my pocket and remembered it. It's aphrodisiac." Fan, I lent it to you, but in the end, she broke up with me!"
After finishing the last sentence, Niu Zuo raised his voice.
"Wait, wait, wait, why didn't I understand?" I held up a lot of information, and I didn't react immediately.
"Hehe," Niu Kuo glanced at me with a wry smile, took a few sips from another bottle, and said hesitantly, "You son of a bitch, you don't understand this? Before, when I was with her, I didn't dare Tell her that I used drugs to stimulate my talent and get an erection. This time I didn't bring aphrodisiac powder. How could she blow it to me? My buddy...is still on strike, that stinky bitch thinks I have sex with other women during the day Yes! Thought I betrayed her! I, I can't explain, she doubted again and again, we quarreled, in the end, she couldn't trust me, so she broke up with me. "
"Uh, sorry."
I hate myself a little bit. It turns out that the culprit of everything turned out to be me!If I hadn't borrowed an aphrodisiac fan from him, I wouldn't have dared to touch Xiao Zi, and he wouldn't have broken up because of this. Moreover, for Niu Kuai, breaking up with a fat girl would not only mean a broken relationship, but also a job loss!For a while, the guilt in my heart deepened. However, Niu Squat is still my good buddy. He didn't blame me, but asked me to drink with him.
My alcohol capacity is very poor. After drinking two bottles, I started to feel dizzy and incoherent. When I woke up the next day, I remembered that I said something before I was drunk: "Squat, I don't want to hide it from you. Just now, I put a The girl who likes me is crazy, you don't know, how good it is to fuck her, haha, woo..."
I still remember that after saying this sentence, I cried, crying to death, and then my head was very dizzy, and I didn’t know what happened next. On the bed in the guest room of Niu Zuo’s house, his head still hurts, he was dizzy, and he still wanted to vomit. Niu Zuo had already woken up. As soon as he saw me, he said, “You son of a bitch, go to the bathroom and take a shower.”
"Ah."
When I came out of the shower, I was fully awake. Niu Kuai told me that he saw that I was drunk last night, so he stopped drinking and sent me back. I suddenly remembered the nonsense I said before I was drunk, and asked quickly: "Last night, what else did I do when I was drunk? Did I do anything radical?"
Niu Squat poured me a cup of tea, looked at the cup and said with a smile, "Yes."
"What did you do, tell me quickly!"
"Call someone."
"..."
I immediately picked up the phone, opened the chat history, and simply looked at it, but it didn't matter if I didn't look at it. After reading it, I even wanted to die!I called a total of seven girls, Lin Xiaoyu, Zhou Mengdie, Chen Yulu, Ou Yuanyuan, Lin Mengmeng, cousin Keer, and Xiaoli. What's more serious is that except for Zhou Mengdie and Xiaoli who didn't answer the phone, the rest of the call time All in more than 1 minute!
The corner of my mouth was twitching constantly, I looked up at Niu Zuo, and asked, "Do you still remember what I said to them?"
"I don't know, I don't know, hey, my head is a little dizzy too, I'm going to take a shower!" Niu squatted into the bathroom with a wretched smile, looking so happy, as if his withered brother had ushered in spring again , I slapped on the bathroom door and cursed: "Damn! You must have heard it, tell me quickly!"
But no matter how much I pestered him, he still didn't want to tell me. I looked at the call log again and found that the call to Chen Yulu was the longest, with a total of three minutes and 41 seconds. With a sigh, I had to call The five of them called to explain one by one. Whether it was Chen Yulu or Lin Mengmeng, I told them that I was drunk last night and don’t care about what nonsense I said. My son said one more thing to me: "Cousin, I don't care, but don't keep trying to trick me."
What I didn't expect was that by the time I got back to school the next day, everything would have changed.
As soon as I arrived in the classroom, I was sitting in my seat, Lin Xiaoyu cast a glance at me, and blushed!
I thought he had a fever, so I asked, "At the same table, are you okay? Why are you blushing?"
He leaned into my ear and said, "I'm fine, I'm just afraid that you will do bad things to me!"
At that time, I immediately thought of the call I made to him when I was drunk last night!Uh, I must have said something shameful to him, I must figure it out!I was drunk at the time, but I could say anything messy!So, I forced Lin Xiaoyu to the toilet to interrogate him. At first, he refused to tell, but I rubbed her chest if he didn't tell me. In the end, he couldn't take it anymore and surrendered, and told me what I said to him last night.
"Tell me, you like me..." Lin Xiaoyu lowered her head with a red face.
"Uh, what else?" I bumped into the wall.
"Well, you said, you, you have liked me for a long time."
"What else?" I pinched my neck.
"Still thinking about me,"
"thinking of you?"
"Thinking of me... masturbating!"
"Depend on!"
Going back to the seat with Lin Xiaoyu, I have lost the confidence to be a man, to be precise, I have lost the confidence to be a man, hey, to be a man really, touching the skirt under my body, I have a faint thought The urge to go to the hospital, I want to go to the hospital and tell my attending doctor: "Doctor, can you change my sex?"
I struggled on the table for a while, I didn't have the face to look at Lin Xiaoyu anymore, Lin Xiaoyu comforted me and said: "Don't worry so much, it's all your talking nonsense after drinking, um, I hope you are really talking nonsense .”
Searching for searching, deserted, desolate, miserable, it is not too much to use this poem to describe my mood. After lying down for a while, I felt someone poking my shoulder next to me. When I looked up, it turned out to be Chen rain and dew.
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