enchanting blacksmith

"Feng Tie, you are wearing your pants backwards!"

Feng Tie gave Aleda a hard look, didn't appreciate Aleda's kind reminder, and said in a low voice: "You gave me the big underpants I was wearing, I haven't heard of panties being divided anyway, shut up!"

Ailida smirked and said: "When I wear underwear, I don't know whether it's the right side or not, but it's clear when it's on you."

Feng Tie said angrily: "Why, what's the difference between me and you? Don't you have a second brother longer than me?"

"No, no!" Alida imitated the old pedant's tone and said sourly: "As a man, we both have the same body structure, but I didn't shamelessly put my second brother on when I was wearing underwear. Let it out for a stroll, if you don’t believe me, see for yourself.”

Feng Tie lowered his head and looked at his "pants". Sure enough, after a fight, Feng Tie's crotch was torn into two holes. There was a sound, maybe the dead branches and thorny vines on the tree man's body tore the hole even bigger, and now Fengtie's second brother was faintly looking out.

Feng Tie was shocked and said: "This is bad. Didn't that little sapling say that we are going to meet their princess later? They are also a mother tree. If they see that I have a lot of money, they will be happy to kill me for a while. It will be very bad if you stay and use it as a husband, I have to hurry and change it, you wait here!"

The tree man who brought Feng Tie and four people here also couldn't laugh or cry, and hurriedly led Feng Tie to find a secluded corner to change his pants. Aleda laughed from a distance: "Things that are not on the table, be careful not to lose them." It would be better to be castrated and treated as a servant because of the etiquette, hey, hurry up!"

After a cup of tea, Feng Tie came back happily wearing a brand-new tight-fitting samurai uniform, and the tree man followed Feng Tie, persuading him with a bitter face: "I said ancestor, I didn't know you did things like this!" Don't get me wrong, if I had known earlier, I should have taught you some court etiquette before bringing you in, and when you see the princess, you must speak and behave normally, if the princess gets angry, it will implicate me."

Feng Tie pouted, dissatisfied: "Is this how you treat your great benefactor of the tree-human race? Besides, I know, you don't need to tell me about etiquette, you stupid tree, who am I, I come from the human kingdom Noble baron of the land of etiquette, stop worrying about those useless thoughts, and shut up quickly."

The tree man closed his mouth aggrievedly, but still followed closely behind Feng Tie, with a worried expression on his face.Avril Lavigne was amazed, she leaned over and asked the tree human: "What's the matter, could something happen in such a short time?"

The tree man peeked at Feng Tie, with a hesitant expression on his face, and finally pulled Avril aside and whispered: "I just took this guest named Feng Tie to change clothes, and I don't know his belt. It is made of tough ghost vines, not to mention that it is full of spikes, and he had to tie several knots on it, which could not be untied after a long time. Later, Feng Tie guest got angry and rushed out to find a tree. The big tree just broke the ghost vine, I went out to have a look, my God, what kind of big tree is that, it is clearly the great elder of our clan, the body of the elder is full of splinters from the ghost vine. Spikes, howl so miserable!"

"This damned idiot will cause trouble!" Avril gritted her teeth, turned her head and gave Feng Tie a hard look.

Feng Tie also knew that the tree man was suing him for his injustice, so he glanced at the tree man with threatening eyes. Thinking of the elder's miserable appearance, the tree man trembled in his heart, lowered his voice, and said in a crying voice: "How about this?" Not to mention, Feng Tie’s guest heard the Great Elder’s yelling and insisted on saying that the Great Elder was a goblin. He burst out with such a large amount of grudge, and punched the Great Elder’s lifeblood hard, and the elder passed out at that time Fell, foaming at the mouth and unconscious, pity the oldest elder of our tree-human race, who has lived for hundreds of years and stood there without moving, never provoked anyone, when did he suffer such a crime! "

Avril didn't know what to say anymore, so she had to apologize on behalf of Feng Tie. The tree guards standing on both sides heard that the usually amiable elder was knocked unconscious by Feng Tie, and they all glared at Feng Tie. Ruisi also joined in the fun, sneering and sarcastic, lest the situation would not be chaotic enough, when the commotion was raging, a light cough came, and a tree guard sang a cappella: "His Royal Highness is here!"

Hearing the notification, the Shuren guards quickly bent their arms to their chests, and performed an audience etiquette unique to the Shuren tribe. The four of Feng Tie's salutes became more chaotic, because the etiquette of each country on the mainland is not the same, so Feng Tie and Eleda chose the common knight ceremony on the mainland, kneeling on one knee, with his left arm across his chest, and his right hand hanging beside the broadsword hanging by his waist. Of course, the two of them did not have a broadsword, so they could only hold their right hand Hanging down, Feng Tie was like a monkey juggler, putting his hand on the outside of his thigh and scratching it like a lice.

Avril and Doris were originally the princesses of the human kingdom. In detail, they were similar to the princesses of the tree-human race, and they were not too polite. They just stood with a smile and waited quietly.Feng Tie and Ailida half knelt on the ground, turned their heads slightly and peeked at the stone steps of the main hall.

The palace where the four people are located is the old nest of the tree people here. The whole palace is magnificent and completely made of huge irregular shaped stones. The tree people soldiers who are more than four or five meters tall stand in the palace. It also looks insignificant, enough to see how tall the palace is.

When the four of them sat on the treant prisoner and just approached the palace, the surrounding forests were dense, and the mountains were constantly evaporating like smoke, and the huge palace was faintly hidden in the misty mist. There are vines and low bushes all over the place, and some small monsters nearby are not afraid of people, just shuttle and play in the bushes, obviously under the strong protection of the tree people, they have not been threatened by natural enemies.

Four towering ancient trees stood at the four corners of the palace, with luxuriant branches and leaves, and the cracks in the bark could allow people to enter, and a hundred people with a thick circumference could embrace them. It was the four elders of the tree-human race, and the thickest one was knocked unconscious by Feng Tie, which was extremely tragic.

There was a sound of rustling dresses rubbing against the ground, and the four knew that the princess of the tree-human race had arrived. Feng Tie lowered her head halfway, and could only see a pair of slender jade feet wrapped in exquisite shoes, dragging the ground. The hem of the green skirt is looming, which is intriguing.

Feng Tie wondered secretly, thinking that no matter how slender and beautiful the tree-human princess was, she was just a slender sapling, and there might be a few round coconuts growing on her head. Unexpectedly, it looks like a human body, which is completely different from the appearance of those tree guards, which is quite strange.

At this time, Feng Tie heard Avril and Doris say hello together, and then a voice as crisp as birdsong in the empty valley sounded: "My dear friends, please sit down and talk."

Feng Tie and Ailida stood up at the same time, and saw a tall and slender human woman sitting gracefully on a delicate throne covered with green vines at the top of the stone steps. Instead of staring at the other princess's breasts, she looked at her eyes first, and then convulsed obscenely when she didn't pay attention to her.

Feng Tie's eyes fell on the face of the tree man princess, and he almost jumped up in surprise. Looking at Alida's face, it was not good-looking. Only Avril remained calm, with a programmed smile on her face. Somewhat reluctantly, Tao Ruisi was an innocent child after all, she was so frightened by the tree-man princess that she almost turned around and ran away, her little face was twitching, and she looked like she was about to cry.

What a face it was!

All the facial features on the face of the miserable green melon seeds have fallen off, and there is a scattered yellow light flickering in the two dark eye sockets. There are only two black holes left in the nose, no lips, and the white teeth grow neatly on the red gums. , a head of finger-thick hair is exactly the same as the thorny vine spit out by the tree guards, casually scattered on the shoulders, the whole person looks like a mountain spirit ghost, and the appearance is extremely terrifying.

Seeing the expressions of the four of them, the princess laughed at herself, with a look of sorrow flashing in her eyes, and said in a low voice: "I'm frightening you, I'm really sorry, please don't take offense."

Avril couldn't bear it, stepped forward and smiled at the princess: "Your Highness, don't be overly concerned, we don't judge people by their appearance, it's just a little surprised, people's appearance is born, as long as they have a kind and pure heart, Why should you care so much about the aging skin!" Feng Tie and Ailida followed Avril's words, and Doris also felt that the appearance of the Tree Man Princess was not as scary as before.

Hearing Avril Lavigne's kind words of relief, Princess Shuren forced a smile, and said: "I lived in human settlements for more than ten years when I was young, and I know that my appearance is neither human nor ghost, and it is very disgusting. , but after so many years have passed, I have already gotten used to it. By the way, I heard from my guard captain Rick that you not only saved his life from the dragon, but also helped him take us back from the raccoon. The Horn of Life, the most precious treasure of the Treant Race, I really want to thank you all here!"

After finishing speaking, the tree-human princess stood up from the throne, bowed generously to the four of them, and they quickly returned the salute.Feng Tie thought to himself, aside from her ugly appearance, this girl has a really hot figure, I think that surging pair is bigger than Avril Lavigne and Yolanda, and that small waist, tsk tsk , Look at those tight thighs again, tsk tsk, the elasticity is amazing, otherwise how can someone be a princess? It seems that in the aesthetics of these big stupid trees, this princess is probably the most beautiful in the world, even if it is People who rely on beauty pageants are also selected.

While Feng Tie was thinking about it, the pleasant voice of the Shuren princess sounded again: "You can call me Shirley, but I don't know the names of the four distinguished guests?"