enchanting blacksmith
Chapter 146 Utopia in the Sweet Woods
"Plane with wings! Do you want it? Do you want it? Don't want it. Well, here comes the bomb! Wahahahahahahaha! Hurry up and give me money, six crystal cores per person! What? Three yuan? I'm not paying back There was a bomb, it doubled, why are you so stupid, you haven't learned it after teaching for a long time!"
Feng Tie gathered a small pile of crystal nuclei into his arms with a satisfied face, and while reassembling the 56 playing cards made of thin wood chips, he picked up a cup of sweet sap on the table and sipped it tastefully. One sip, the expression on the face is extremely moist.
"I also released a bomb just now, why don't you double it for me?" An elder of the Treant tribe exposed Feng Tie's unfair face in dissatisfaction.
"Your bomb is too small. It's only four twos. I'm four threes. It's one level bigger than yours. Of course it will be doubled!"
"Then I released a bomb that was all fours just now, one level higher than your three, why didn't I double it?" Another elder lashed out at Feng Tie mercilessly.
"What is four? The homonym of four is death. You made a lot of such unlucky numbers, and you still want to double them? I didn't report the fact that you cursed your Majesty the Queen to die." The ancestors have accumulated virtue, and you still mention to me to double it, you, well, I will tell your queen now that you want her to die and then you come to politics, I will go, I will go!"
Feng Tie rolled his eyes and tried to leave, but the simple-minded elder hurriedly stopped Feng Tie, and apologized with a bitter face: "Farewell, my lord baron, you can't spout blood, my loyalty to Her Majesty Queen is evident, you Don't pour dirty water on me!"
"That's right, look how good it is. Isn't our sweet forest advocating a harmonious society now? Everyone should be more harmonious. Look at that Elder Dunga did something disharmonious. It's frustrating. ! Do you want to follow in his footsteps?"
The elder shook his head in horror.
"Very good!" Feng Tie was very satisfied with his wit, squinting his eyes and threatening the elder with a smile that was not a smile: "I helped you prevent such a big disaster, don't you have to show it a little bit?"
"What do you mean?" The elder expressed some incomprehension.
"Double it for me again, it's really insulting for me to make it so clear!" Feng Tie spat out a trace of leaf veins with his mouth curled.
Satisfied, Feng Tie pulled the magic beast crystal nucleus from the hands of the two elders into his pocket, and with another trick in his mind, he said with a sly smile: "There is also a fun game in my hometown called mahjong. Do you want to try it?"
"No, no, if we try again, we won't have the bet you said, Lord Baron, and you have won all the crystal nuclei in our hands!" The two elders waved their hands again and again, shaking their heads hastily to express that they don't want to try again What kind of "sesame sauce" game is that, in case the loser can't even wear pants, in fact they don't need to wear pants.
"Oh, that's it, then I will go to see your Highness the Queen now, just say you two..."
"Don't stop! Let's play, we can't play!" The two simple elders were about to cry. I really don't know what happened to Her Majesty the Queen. They had to entrust this monster to take care of them. No, no matter what, whoever let others be the savior of their Shuren clan, those lost Warcraft crystal cores should be regarded as a thank you gift.
"Hey, by the way, you need four people to play mahjong. You go to the elders' meeting and call another one, tell him to bring more crystal cores, and find a tree man who you don't like. So I can chop him up and carve it into a set of mahjong, oh yes, how many cards are there in mahjong, 150? No, it seems to be 510, not right..."
"Little ancestor, don't harm those soldiers anymore, what did you do just now, oh yes, it's 'poker', when you made this pair of poker just now, you have already stripped our General House It’s crazy, now I still have to make mahjong, if this continues, our clan will soon be extinct, Elder Dunga, I would have been happier walking with you back then, and better than suffering piecemeal here!”
Feng Tie: "..."
"Report to the two elders, Her Majesty the Queen has an order to call the baron and the two elders to a banquet!"
A tree man guard appeared in time, and finally solved the urgent needs of the two elders who were devastated. The two old tree men who had lived for hundreds of thousands of years wiped the cold sweat from their heads together after Feng Tie left, and smiled wryly. They looked at each other, and then followed.
After all, this is the palace of the orthodox royal family of the tree-human race. The majestic royal city is actually comparable to the royal palaces of some small kingdoms on the mainland. The majestic palace group reveals a sense of long-term vicissitudes and a sense of historical inheritance.The palace complex, which is connected in pieces and occupies a very large area, is also made of countless huge stones. The whole body does not use a little wood as a building material. The translucent gelatin is cool to the touch, tough and elastic, and there are countless beautiful patterns carved on it, which are dyed with green sap and colorful flower juice, very beautiful.
There are many fountain gardens of different sizes scattered in the palace, high-tech towering giant trees can be seen everywhere, the sun is scattered among the luxuriant branches and leaves, and it shines warmly on groups of parrots and some tumbling on the grass. The chirping of birds and beasts is like coming to the rainbow paradise of birds, a strange fantasy kingdom of monsters.
The specifications and ostentation of Queen Judy's banquet are obviously much more luxurious than that of Princess Shirley. The oval jade table, which can seat more than 20 people, is full of delicacies: exquisite pastries and thick soup are all carved Large leaves are full, piles of boiled eggs and various fruits with strange aromas are piled up on hills, all kinds of dried fruits and jams are matched together, it is mouth-watering, and all kinds of wines are amber-colored and strong , light green refreshing, and refreshing sap wine mixed with fruit juice prepared by a lady and marshmallows for Doris. What surprised the four guests especially was that a huge tray in the middle of the table There is actually a large piece of steaming barbecue in it, which was obviously specially prepared by the careful Queen Judy to entertain human friends. Although the shredded meat of the meat looks rough, it is already very rare.
Except for Feng Tie and four people who participated in the banquet, the rest of the tree people were naturally accompanied by Queen Judy and Princess Shirley, and the eighteen elders of the tree people sat on both sides of the round table. The food and drinks served by the guards flowed like water, and the whole restaurant was very lively. It's just that these tree people lived in the mountains for a long time, and obviously they were not contaminated with the bad habit of the upper class of human beings to hold banquets. They were so orderly and silent. The tree people were elated, and someone kept picking out a piece of exquisite pastry from the tray and stuffing it into their mouths, chewing it with gusto. One of the guards even grabbed a wine jug, opened his mouth and drank the wine upside down. Queen Judy just smiled mischievously when she saw this, and told the guard not to be on duty here anymore, and asked him to go outside and bring back a jug of wine to make up for it as punishment.
Seeing these interesting things in the eyes of Feng Tie and the others, they couldn't help but sigh, this is the real paradise, where people only have a division of labor, but no obvious hierarchy and oppression, and everyone lives together harmoniously and happily. This kind of social structure is simply not seen in the intriguing human kingdom.
"My dearest guests, I believe everyone has known me in the battle just now. I am the leader of all the tree people in this sweet forest, Judy!" Queen Judy stood up first, holding a full glass of spirits Jiu toasted the four of Feng Tie, "My people and I are very happy to get to know you human warriors. You not only helped us quell the rebellion, but also saved our race in times of crisis. Let us I escaped from danger in the destructive self-destruction of that traitor. Here, at this moment, at this moment, on behalf of all my clansmen, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to the four warriors. Forever be friends with these human warriors, depend on each other for life and death, never leave!"
"Life and death depend on each other!" "Never leave!"
The eighteen benevolent and kind-hearted elders of the tree people stood up at the same time, excitedly raised their wine glasses, and yelled enthusiastic chant along with the queen. Standing up, holding the arms of the old tree people beside him, he drank the cup full under the call of Queen Judy. Those elders were obviously good wine drinkers, and they all licked their lips and filled their glasses again. Some elders I can't wait to grab the human friends around me and punch them. The image of Queen Judy's woman is fully exposed. She lifts up her skirt and steps on the chair with one foot. The gold and jade jewelry on her wrists jingle. The princess frolicked into a ball, not caring about her status as queen, Feng Tie and Ailida were overjoyed when they saw this, and fought each other to grab the big piece of barbecue in the center of the round table, but the astonished eyes of the two froze instantly On the empty tray on the round table, the piece of grilled meat with its tempting aroma had disappeared.
"Oh my god, is this the end of the world in the legend?"
Feng Tie exclaimed, and then looked viciously at the innocent-faced Aleda: "Old Ai, you are not authentic, you actually want to swallow such a big piece of meat by yourself, and say, where did you hide it?"
Feng Tie turned up Elida's skirt and searched carefully, and even pulled away Alida's belt and looked down. Among the people who protected him quickly, Alida said bitterly: "It's really not me, I Sitting next to you without moving, any of your eyes saw that I hid it, and I was so greedy, could it be the elders of the tree people..."
Ailida is old and skilled, successfully diverted Feng Tie's attention, loaded the gun himself, and waited for Feng Tie to release it. Feng Tie was greedy, and he did not doubt him, and grabbed a tree human next to him The elder's beard screamed: "Quickly say, the barbecue, was it stolen by you, hurry up and hand it over!"
The elder whose beard was grabbed was the tree man who accompanied Feng Tie to fight the landlord. He was so painful that tears and snot almost flowed down. He held Feng Tie's wrist and explained: "It's really not me, our tree people don't eat meat, oops Hurry up and let go, this old man hurts to death!"
A burst of cheerful laughter came from under the table, accompanied by familiar cheers, Feng Tie and Ailida bent over and lifted the tablecloth to look inside, Doris was hugging the huge piece of barbecue without fear of greasy, With the cub of the magic dragon, you took a bite and I took a bite, eating it happily, seeing two pairs of angry eyes looking upside down at her, Doris timidly hugged the barbecue in her arms, remembering Feng Tie once taught himself the etiquette of greeting people, shook his greasy little hands and smiled: "Hello, cool dog!"
Feng Tie gathered a small pile of crystal nuclei into his arms with a satisfied face, and while reassembling the 56 playing cards made of thin wood chips, he picked up a cup of sweet sap on the table and sipped it tastefully. One sip, the expression on the face is extremely moist.
"I also released a bomb just now, why don't you double it for me?" An elder of the Treant tribe exposed Feng Tie's unfair face in dissatisfaction.
"Your bomb is too small. It's only four twos. I'm four threes. It's one level bigger than yours. Of course it will be doubled!"
"Then I released a bomb that was all fours just now, one level higher than your three, why didn't I double it?" Another elder lashed out at Feng Tie mercilessly.
"What is four? The homonym of four is death. You made a lot of such unlucky numbers, and you still want to double them? I didn't report the fact that you cursed your Majesty the Queen to die." The ancestors have accumulated virtue, and you still mention to me to double it, you, well, I will tell your queen now that you want her to die and then you come to politics, I will go, I will go!"
Feng Tie rolled his eyes and tried to leave, but the simple-minded elder hurriedly stopped Feng Tie, and apologized with a bitter face: "Farewell, my lord baron, you can't spout blood, my loyalty to Her Majesty Queen is evident, you Don't pour dirty water on me!"
"That's right, look how good it is. Isn't our sweet forest advocating a harmonious society now? Everyone should be more harmonious. Look at that Elder Dunga did something disharmonious. It's frustrating. ! Do you want to follow in his footsteps?"
The elder shook his head in horror.
"Very good!" Feng Tie was very satisfied with his wit, squinting his eyes and threatening the elder with a smile that was not a smile: "I helped you prevent such a big disaster, don't you have to show it a little bit?"
"What do you mean?" The elder expressed some incomprehension.
"Double it for me again, it's really insulting for me to make it so clear!" Feng Tie spat out a trace of leaf veins with his mouth curled.
Satisfied, Feng Tie pulled the magic beast crystal nucleus from the hands of the two elders into his pocket, and with another trick in his mind, he said with a sly smile: "There is also a fun game in my hometown called mahjong. Do you want to try it?"
"No, no, if we try again, we won't have the bet you said, Lord Baron, and you have won all the crystal nuclei in our hands!" The two elders waved their hands again and again, shaking their heads hastily to express that they don't want to try again What kind of "sesame sauce" game is that, in case the loser can't even wear pants, in fact they don't need to wear pants.
"Oh, that's it, then I will go to see your Highness the Queen now, just say you two..."
"Don't stop! Let's play, we can't play!" The two simple elders were about to cry. I really don't know what happened to Her Majesty the Queen. They had to entrust this monster to take care of them. No, no matter what, whoever let others be the savior of their Shuren clan, those lost Warcraft crystal cores should be regarded as a thank you gift.
"Hey, by the way, you need four people to play mahjong. You go to the elders' meeting and call another one, tell him to bring more crystal cores, and find a tree man who you don't like. So I can chop him up and carve it into a set of mahjong, oh yes, how many cards are there in mahjong, 150? No, it seems to be 510, not right..."
"Little ancestor, don't harm those soldiers anymore, what did you do just now, oh yes, it's 'poker', when you made this pair of poker just now, you have already stripped our General House It’s crazy, now I still have to make mahjong, if this continues, our clan will soon be extinct, Elder Dunga, I would have been happier walking with you back then, and better than suffering piecemeal here!”
Feng Tie: "..."
"Report to the two elders, Her Majesty the Queen has an order to call the baron and the two elders to a banquet!"
A tree man guard appeared in time, and finally solved the urgent needs of the two elders who were devastated. The two old tree men who had lived for hundreds of thousands of years wiped the cold sweat from their heads together after Feng Tie left, and smiled wryly. They looked at each other, and then followed.
After all, this is the palace of the orthodox royal family of the tree-human race. The majestic royal city is actually comparable to the royal palaces of some small kingdoms on the mainland. The majestic palace group reveals a sense of long-term vicissitudes and a sense of historical inheritance.The palace complex, which is connected in pieces and occupies a very large area, is also made of countless huge stones. The whole body does not use a little wood as a building material. The translucent gelatin is cool to the touch, tough and elastic, and there are countless beautiful patterns carved on it, which are dyed with green sap and colorful flower juice, very beautiful.
There are many fountain gardens of different sizes scattered in the palace, high-tech towering giant trees can be seen everywhere, the sun is scattered among the luxuriant branches and leaves, and it shines warmly on groups of parrots and some tumbling on the grass. The chirping of birds and beasts is like coming to the rainbow paradise of birds, a strange fantasy kingdom of monsters.
The specifications and ostentation of Queen Judy's banquet are obviously much more luxurious than that of Princess Shirley. The oval jade table, which can seat more than 20 people, is full of delicacies: exquisite pastries and thick soup are all carved Large leaves are full, piles of boiled eggs and various fruits with strange aromas are piled up on hills, all kinds of dried fruits and jams are matched together, it is mouth-watering, and all kinds of wines are amber-colored and strong , light green refreshing, and refreshing sap wine mixed with fruit juice prepared by a lady and marshmallows for Doris. What surprised the four guests especially was that a huge tray in the middle of the table There is actually a large piece of steaming barbecue in it, which was obviously specially prepared by the careful Queen Judy to entertain human friends. Although the shredded meat of the meat looks rough, it is already very rare.
Except for Feng Tie and four people who participated in the banquet, the rest of the tree people were naturally accompanied by Queen Judy and Princess Shirley, and the eighteen elders of the tree people sat on both sides of the round table. The food and drinks served by the guards flowed like water, and the whole restaurant was very lively. It's just that these tree people lived in the mountains for a long time, and obviously they were not contaminated with the bad habit of the upper class of human beings to hold banquets. They were so orderly and silent. The tree people were elated, and someone kept picking out a piece of exquisite pastry from the tray and stuffing it into their mouths, chewing it with gusto. One of the guards even grabbed a wine jug, opened his mouth and drank the wine upside down. Queen Judy just smiled mischievously when she saw this, and told the guard not to be on duty here anymore, and asked him to go outside and bring back a jug of wine to make up for it as punishment.
Seeing these interesting things in the eyes of Feng Tie and the others, they couldn't help but sigh, this is the real paradise, where people only have a division of labor, but no obvious hierarchy and oppression, and everyone lives together harmoniously and happily. This kind of social structure is simply not seen in the intriguing human kingdom.
"My dearest guests, I believe everyone has known me in the battle just now. I am the leader of all the tree people in this sweet forest, Judy!" Queen Judy stood up first, holding a full glass of spirits Jiu toasted the four of Feng Tie, "My people and I are very happy to get to know you human warriors. You not only helped us quell the rebellion, but also saved our race in times of crisis. Let us I escaped from danger in the destructive self-destruction of that traitor. Here, at this moment, at this moment, on behalf of all my clansmen, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to the four warriors. Forever be friends with these human warriors, depend on each other for life and death, never leave!"
"Life and death depend on each other!" "Never leave!"
The eighteen benevolent and kind-hearted elders of the tree people stood up at the same time, excitedly raised their wine glasses, and yelled enthusiastic chant along with the queen. Standing up, holding the arms of the old tree people beside him, he drank the cup full under the call of Queen Judy. Those elders were obviously good wine drinkers, and they all licked their lips and filled their glasses again. Some elders I can't wait to grab the human friends around me and punch them. The image of Queen Judy's woman is fully exposed. She lifts up her skirt and steps on the chair with one foot. The gold and jade jewelry on her wrists jingle. The princess frolicked into a ball, not caring about her status as queen, Feng Tie and Ailida were overjoyed when they saw this, and fought each other to grab the big piece of barbecue in the center of the round table, but the astonished eyes of the two froze instantly On the empty tray on the round table, the piece of grilled meat with its tempting aroma had disappeared.
"Oh my god, is this the end of the world in the legend?"
Feng Tie exclaimed, and then looked viciously at the innocent-faced Aleda: "Old Ai, you are not authentic, you actually want to swallow such a big piece of meat by yourself, and say, where did you hide it?"
Feng Tie turned up Elida's skirt and searched carefully, and even pulled away Alida's belt and looked down. Among the people who protected him quickly, Alida said bitterly: "It's really not me, I Sitting next to you without moving, any of your eyes saw that I hid it, and I was so greedy, could it be the elders of the tree people..."
Ailida is old and skilled, successfully diverted Feng Tie's attention, loaded the gun himself, and waited for Feng Tie to release it. Feng Tie was greedy, and he did not doubt him, and grabbed a tree human next to him The elder's beard screamed: "Quickly say, the barbecue, was it stolen by you, hurry up and hand it over!"
The elder whose beard was grabbed was the tree man who accompanied Feng Tie to fight the landlord. He was so painful that tears and snot almost flowed down. He held Feng Tie's wrist and explained: "It's really not me, our tree people don't eat meat, oops Hurry up and let go, this old man hurts to death!"
A burst of cheerful laughter came from under the table, accompanied by familiar cheers, Feng Tie and Ailida bent over and lifted the tablecloth to look inside, Doris was hugging the huge piece of barbecue without fear of greasy, With the cub of the magic dragon, you took a bite and I took a bite, eating it happily, seeing two pairs of angry eyes looking upside down at her, Doris timidly hugged the barbecue in her arms, remembering Feng Tie once taught himself the etiquette of greeting people, shook his greasy little hands and smiled: "Hello, cool dog!"
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