enchanting blacksmith

"All the men nowadays are really motherfuckers!" Feng Tie groaned in Aleda's ear very dissatisfied, "Look, let's take you as an example, squandering taxpayers' money to make yourself If you are fat and white, and you still wheeze and wheeze after walking a few steps, you should shoot it here. What about the passionate blockbuster in rmvb format, you, walk well, don’t move around, oops, I fell to death, old Ai you asshole!"

"Bah!" Alida spat bitterly at Feng Tie who was sitting on the ground, and said angrily with his eyes wide open, "If your ankle was not so swollen like a piece of bread, do you think I would never carry you on your back?" , In such a dark night, I am groping forward with one foot deep and one foot shallow, and I have to carry a chattering pig on my back. This is a job done by humans. Pooh! I quit!"

Feng Tie sat on the ground and said, "Okay, okay, you just leave me and go on your own, don't worry about my life or death, anyway, this place is not far from the palace, I can slowly climb back by myself, no need to sympathize I, really, I can do it, no one cares about me."

Queen Judy smiled and said: "Feng Tie, you said that you are such a shrew, a big man, we want to help you walk slowly, you don't do it, and Lao Ai is carrying you on your back, and you dislike him for walking unsteadily, so you want to die you!"

Feng Tie curled his lips, and fired at Queen Judy again: "If you don't die, you won't die. You damn old monster is ashamed to say that you have limited abilities and pretend to be a big-tailed wolf. Casting a spell actually deviates from the target , you see for yourself, where did you pass us all on? As soon as I landed, before I even took a breath, dozens of raccoons rushed up with their eyes wide open, almost treating me like a roast chicken Eat it, is that how you become a queen? Poor those good-hearted treants, under your leadership, they will never be able to realize the four modernizations in a lifetime, I think..."

"Shut up!" Avril supported Feng Tie, and interrupted Feng Tie's complaint impatiently. Queen Judy was so angry that Feng Tie's face turned blue, she threw her arms and strode forward, and couldn't help muttering: "I always talk about a woman's age. I don't have a gentleman's style at all. I am a monster and a goblin. I really don't know why the nobles among you humans are like this!"

Feng Tie said leisurely: "Just like you, even if you practice for tens of thousands of years, you are still a monster. Only those who are beautiful can be called goblins, hehe!"

"you……"

Princess Judy was furious, and just about to fight back, suddenly her eyes lit up, she turned her head and said to everyone: "There is a water source ahead, let's drink some water and rest for a while!"

The six of them walked around a luxuriant forest, and a rushing forest stream loomed in front of them.The people walked for almost a whole night. The forest they passed was close to the forgotten ice field, so the trees were not practical sweet-leaf trees. They were quite hungry and thirsty after being tired. When they suddenly saw the sweet water source, they completely forgot Tired, they helped each other out of the woods, and the eastern sky was already faintly pale.

Elida picked off a few leaves and distributed them to everyone, scooped up cool spring water to fill her belly, wiped her mouth contentedly, and found Princess Shirley holding the ball of Amos tightly in her arms, fascinated, His eyes were full of unresolved sadness, Alida sighed, walked over and handed the spring water on the leaves to Princess Shirley, and softly comforted: "You have been here since we came back last night. In this way, our body will be destroyed. We have already walked halfway on the road of summoning Qixi, don’t you want Qixi to see a collapsed Shirley after she comes back to life? Come on, drink some water !"

Princess Shirley took the water handed over by Elida with a dull face and drank it all in one gulp, then stared at the ball of Amos in her arms again, but there was a lot of agility in the movement of her eyes, obviously it was from Alida. The reassurance helped.

After Feng Tie finished drinking the water, he rolled his eyes with the leaves in his mouth, his treacherous eyes wandered back and forth on the four women, and sighed: "As women, even the drinking styles are so different, it's really amazing. !"

Ailida was surprised when he heard the words: "It's very different? It's just a drink of water, where did you pay so much attention?"

"You don't understand this. Let me tell you, you can judge the general type of a woman from the sound of drinking water. There is a lot of knowledge in it, and I came to it after tireless and careful research. Conclusion, in this regard, if I am second in this respect, no one will dare to be the first. Do you understand what an expert is? I am an expert in studying the inner world and personality classification of women when they drink water!"

"Oh? I think it's quite interesting to hear what you said. Tell me in detail, so that I can learn more!" Ailida squatted next to Feng Tie, watching the four girls drink water with great interest. face curious baby image.

Feng Tie spat out the leaves in his mouth, pointed at the four girls and said triumphantly: "You first come to see your hardcore friend Tao Ruisi, she drinks water in the rhythm of 'gruff gurgle—meow!'. You know this Does it mean something?"

Eleda shook his head and said, "I don't know!"

"This shows that Tao Ruisi is a lolita!" Feng Tie made a pointing gesture, "You are looking at our Avril, the rhythm of drinking water is like this: 'Gudu Gudu—huh!', Lao Ai, you know What is it called?"

"What's your name?" Ailida was taken aback by Feng Tie's words.

"This is called cute girl paper, very attractive, get it!"

"Understood!" Alida began to draw inferences, "What about Princess Shirley, I heard the rhythm of her drinking water is 'Gudu... Ah... Gudu... Oh Yesi!', which shows what type of Shirley she is. girl?"

Feng Tie nodded and said: "A child can be taught, Lao Ai, congratulations, you can answer quickly, and now this expert will explain to you, this kind of girl is called a goddess! What a sexy girl!"

"It makes sense, Feng Tie, what you said is really reasonable. In this respect, my old Ai really needs to learn more from you!" Ailida admired.

"Learn from me!" Feng Tie pointed to his temple, "What's in your head? Wisdom!"

Seeing that Feng Tie started bragging shamelessly again, Avril could not help asking: "What kind of woman is Queen Judy?"

"This classmate who looks very xx, that's a good question!" Feng Tie said carelessly.

Avril was very speechless: "What does it mean to look very xx, what do you describe!"

Seeing that Queen Judy, who was squatting beside the water and washing her hands, had secretly pricked up her ears, Feng Tie snickered and said, "About my definition of Queen Judy, that is..." Feng Tie deliberately elongated his voice, causing After getting everyone's attention, he said firmly: "Female man!"

This time even Doris couldn't help but ask, "Brother Feng Tie, why is sister Judy a woman?"

"There is only one truth of the matter!" Feng Tie explained frantically: "You can probably tell from the movement of her drinking water, because the sound of our respected Her Majesty the Queen drinking water is like this—ton ton Ton ton ton ton ton ton!!!”

"Feng Tie, I will kill you!"

Queen Judy was so slandered, she was about to rush up to fight Feng Tie to the death with all her teeth and claws, when suddenly there was a sound of searching not far away, which finally solved Feng Tie's urgent need.

"Her Majesty—"

"your Highness--"

"My lord, where are you—"

The shouting was getting closer and clearer, and there was a rustling sound in the woods on the other side of the stream. It was obvious that the elders and soldiers who were guarding the law on one side were fully aware of Queen Judy's "Momentary and Eternal" magic. After losing its effectiveness, the horn of life suspended in midair rapidly became smaller, the horn lost its brilliance, and the black hole projected in midair completely disappeared.

It wasn't until the horn turned into a dead object and fell to the ground again that the elders hurriedly gathered together to catch the horn carefully. After a lot of thoughtless research, they didn't discuss a reason, and they didn't know whether the six people succeeded. Returning, or encountering some unexpected situation, was completely left at the other end of time, and was torn apart alive by the distorted space crack.

In the end, after discussion among the elders, it was decided that the expedient measure was to send out all the people first, and scatter to find the traces of the six people, because it was better to go out to try their luck than to stay in the palace and do nothing, just fooling around. Waiting is stronger, so each of the [-] elders led a team of tree-human warriors to search outwards in a radial direction with the palace as the center, and carried out a carpet-like all-round search. The plan of the only remaining treant race finally allowed one of the elders to find six people.

"We are here! Here!" Hearing this familiar voice, Feng Tie immediately recognized that the owner of the shouting voice was the poor elder who was foaming at the mouth when he was fighting against the landlord. After feeling the pain in his ankle, he waved his arms and jumped his feet to respond. The elder over there trembled with excitement after hearing the response, and hurriedly called the soldiers scattered in every corner of the forest to gather together and walk along the Fengtie He ran away in the direction of the response.

"It can be regarded as finding an organization!" Feng Tie plunged into the elder's stiff arms, wiped tears and snot on the elder as much as he wanted, and looked like a little daughter-in-law who had been trafficked into the mountains by human traffickers and suddenly saw someone who came to rescue him. The appearance of the police uncle, "I thought I would never see you again, my dear poker friend!"

The elder stood there in embarrassment, and saluted Queen Judy and Princess Shirley stiffly. Queen Judy nodded slightly and said, "There was a little error in the teleportation position when I came back. It's all right now. It's really hard for you to find." After such a long journey, let's go back!"

Queen Judy glanced at Feng Tie who was weeping in the elder's arms, and said coldly, "Let's go, why are you crying?"

Feng Tie was out of breath and excitedly said: "I...I..."

Queen Judy: "I'm crying so sad that I can't speak, hurry up, what's wrong, let everyone have fun!"