enchanting blacksmith

Chapter [-] Dog-headed Army Division

It was still the secret little thatched house in the backyard of the blacksmith shop, but this time the small room was full of people, all of them were the confidantes of Viper's subordinates, and the gangster leader who brought Feng Tie into the Viper Gang at the beginning also stood impressively. in.For the latest free chapters of this book, please visit www.

Feng Tie stood upright in the small circle surrounded by the crowd like a dog, with a look of dog-headed military master's confidence in his chest, and waved a dirty rag in his hand to serve as Zhuge Kongming's goose feather fan, but that The wretched appearance looks like a big teapot who relies on pimping all the year round: "Have you heard of Jing Ke's assassination of the Qin Dynasty?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"Have you heard of the Hongmen dinner where cups are thrown as a sign?"[

Another burst of overwhelming shaking of his head.

"Then, have you ever heard of the Wujiang hanging itself?"

"What is a shrew serving porridge..."

"Stupid!" Feng Tie despised the meager historical knowledge of these uneducated underworld members, and stroked the non-existent beard under his jaw with one hand: "In the distant Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period..."

"Spring and Autumn Warring States? The name of this kingdom is so strange. What is it called Spring and Autumn War? Why have I never heard of it before? Is it more powerful than the Wolf Kingdom?" a little boss asked curiously.

"Okay, you won!" Feng Tie almost scratched his chin to bleed when he heard the words, "Let me put it another way, a long time ago, there was such a powerful kingdom, their king was named Liu Bang, and one of his subordinates was named Xiang Yu." The general wanted to overthrow his rule, so he had a banquet for Liu Bang in a tavern by the Wujiang River, and secretly ambushed two rows of swordsmen in the dark of the tavern, but who is Liu Bang? He brought a lot of soldiers and guards, but the knives and axes might not come in handy, so Xiang Yu conceived a poisonous plan and ordered one of his assassins named Jing Ke to present a big cooked fish after three rounds of drinking, secretly Hidden in the belly of the fish is a sharp poison-poisoning dagger, this dagger is the legendary sharp-edged fish-gut sword, engraved on the sword are eight large golden characters—leniency for confession, strictness for resistance!”

Seeing that everyone in the room was stupefied by him, even Viper and Viper listened with gusto, Feng Tie put on a show and said, "Jing Ke lived up to everyone's expectations. It was too late to say that, but Jing Ke yelled 'Liu Bang's life is coming', and stabbed Liu Bang's heart with a sword, this story is called Jing Ke's assassination of Qin Qin!"

"Jing Ke, we already know, it's the name of the assassin, but isn't the assassin you mentioned called Liu Bang, why is he called Qin again?" Another little boss mercilessly exposed the loopholes in Feng Tie's words. .

"Don't be so serious, where did you come from, you offended me, do you still want to develop in the future, you don't know, Liu Bang's nickname is Qin, can you control you?" Feng Tie was angry Said, "What I'm talking about is a strategy, understand? Idiot!"

"You just said that Liu Bang was assassinated, is he dead?" Viper finally couldn't help asking.

"This abstract-looking kid's shoe is a good question! You've got the point, I'm very optimistic about you!" Feng Tie pointed exaggeratedly at the Viper.

Viper murmured, "What do you mean 'abstract-looking children's shoes'?"

"It's like this. Of course Liu Bang wouldn't be killed on the spot, otherwise how could this story be so wonderful." Feng Tie conjured a piece of rotten wood out of nowhere, and slammed it on the table beside him as a gavel, "Let's The last book said that Liu Bang was assassinated, it was really a thrilling and tragic event, but Liu Bang turned over the dining table to block in front of him at that time, and barely avoided Jing Ke's shocking blow. He raised the wine glass in his hand and threw it to the ground, and shouted, "Heavenly King Gaidihu"! Before Xiang Yu finished speaking, he heard the knives and axes who had already ambushed in the dark rushed out, and they all responded, "Chicken!" Stewed Mushrooms'! Just like that, the password was matched in two strokes, and the swordsmen rushed forward, and they were about to chop Liu Bang into meat sauce, predicting what will happen next, and listen... Oh, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m so excited.”

It was only then that Feng Tie realized that he was not talking about books, but was hosting a triad party, and continued with a dry laugh: "What I just said is called the release of military power with a glass of wine. Let's continue."

"Then, the soldiers brought by Liu Bang fought with Xiang Yu's knives and axes. Liu Bang took the opportunity to escape and wanted to cross the Wujiang River and return to his own territory. He regrouped and came back to take revenge on Xiang Yu, but Xiang Yu led his troops to pursue Liu Bang. , and twice as many troops as Liu Bang, Liu Bang was killed so badly that he couldn't help complaining. He just ran for his life and didn't eat for several days. Finally, he met a shrew by the Wu River. That shrew was a magician who had lived in seclusion for many years. Seeing that Liu Bang looks as handsome as I am, I came up with the idea of ​​recruiting him as a son-in-law. Not only did Liu Bang fill a large bowl of gruel, but he also cast an ultimate magic of the fire system, burning the city with flames, and finally defeated He killed Xiang Yu, hanged him to death by the river, and even smashed Xiang Yu's boat with an ax to vent his anger. This allusion has been passed down for thousands of years, and later generations gave this battle a magnificent name, that is——* *Si's counterattack!"

Feng Tie picked up a glass of white water on the table to moisten his throat, looked around and said, "Everyone understand this time!"

"not understand!"

They answered in unison.

"puff!"[

Feng Tie spit out a mouthful of water: "You still don't understand me even when I said it so clearly, really let me, let me..."

"I understand!" Viper said, "Could it be that you want us to feast on the boa constrictor, and then ambush good people in the tavern, and take advantage of the opportunity to strike. Just in case, we also need to send a swift assassin To attack and kill the boa constrictor, do you mean that?"

"Zhuzi can be taught!" Feng Tie nodded appreciatively, "You are right, this is called Mingxiu Plank Road, Darkness, Chen Cang, and everything is ready. It is the so-called grasping with both hands, hardening with both hands, and doing everything well. Complete preparations, this is my opinion, what do you guys think?"

"Good strategy!" Viper couldn't help shouting, and then frowned again as if thinking of something, "The python has made up its mind to get rid of me, I'm afraid it should be aware of what I do, if If I treat him like this, will he come?"

"That's a good question from this forked-looking kid's shoe!" Feng Tie exclaimed with wide-eyed eyes.

Viper also began to be a bit impatient with Feng Tie's startled and quick-witted style, and murmured like Viper, "What do you call children's shoes that are very forked..."

"If you invite boa constrictors to banquets in the same place like this, then they will definitely not come, and you are not stupid if you are treacherous!" Feng Tie analyzed methodically, "so if we want to successfully invite boa constrictors to voluntarily enter our Trap, I'm afraid Boss Viper, you have to pay a little price first, it may be very embarrassing, I don't know if you can let go of this face."

"What do you want me to do?" Viper gritted his teeth.

"Have you ever heard of bitter tricks?"

Viper shook his head.

"Then have you ever heard of pleading guilty?"

Viper: "Stop playing tricks, just fart!"

"Ah? Why do you have such a request, the taste is really strong, I let it go... Puff! Puff! Puff!"

Five minutes later, Feng Tie, who was beaten up by the gang, got up from the ground and said to himself: "I have learned a new knowledge, when a person tells you to fart, I want you to talk and explain as soon as possible, instead of really farting... Oops..."

"It's like this. In order to lull the enemy's attention, a general named Shuanghuanglian deliberately went naked from the upper part of his body, wearing only a pair of floral underpants, and then tied a branch full of thorns to his back. In front of all the soldiers, he apologized to his opponent and admitted that it was a wrong decision to launch an aggressive war. His opponent was deeply moved by Shuanghuanglian's actions and completely became a good friend of Shuanghuanglian. However, Shuanghuanglian was accumulating strength in secret, took down the enemy's position in one fell swoop, and left behind a reputation that lasted through the ages, this allusion is called..."

"You mean, let me apologize to the old guy Boa Constrictor naked, and then win his forgiveness and trust?" Viper rubbed his chin and said.

"Basically, that's what it means. I don't know you, Boss Viper..."

Thinking of myself being bitten under the watchful eyes of the public, begging the python for forgiveness naked, the viper felt a chill, but the viper is still a bachelor, if the python really attacked him first, the old guy with solid foundation said Maybe he can really clean himself up in one fell swoop, for the sake of his own rebellious cause, it seems that this is the only way to go.

"Well, I have to say, this is indeed a good way." Viper gritted his teeth and said, "In order to kill the python, I am willing to give it a try, but if this method doesn't work, Tie Feng, you know you very well. What will happen."

Seeing the cruel light in Viper's eyes, Feng Tie took two steps back pretending to be afraid: "Boss Viper, a man can bend and stretch, it is worth suffering and suffering for your great cause, as for the villain, I " Feng Tie seemed to have made a lot of determination, "You don't need to rush to deal with villains, villains have their own uses."

"Oh? What else can you use, let's hear it!"

Viper winked at his subordinates, and the heavy leader began to slowly surround Feng Tie tightly. As long as Viper gave an order, he would rush forward and tear Feng Tie into pieces. [

"It seems that these guys have already made up their minds to kill donkeys, thanks to my preparations." Feng Tie thought to himself, and suddenly pulled out a strangely shaped dark red machete from his arms, and swung it twice out of thin air , Scaring the approaching little bosses back.

"The villain has been walking in the rivers and lakes all year round. He has a set of life-saving martial arts skills. He is especially good at sneak attacks and assassinations. Why don't you assign the villain to play the role of an assassin? It can be regarded as a villain doing a little bit for the boss of Viper."

"You still have such a skill, you might as well show it." Viper signaled Viper not to do anything yet.

Before Viper finished speaking, Feng Tie had secretly crushed a crystal ball that Avril Lavigne had prepared for him a long time ago, released a blast spell to bless him, and transformed himself into a gust of wind to forcefully squeeze out from the crowd When Viper came out, before Viper realized it, a thin sharp blade was already stuck across its neck, which was the strange scimitar in Feng Tie's hand.

"Hey, I'm sorry I made you fertilized." Feng Tie put down the scimitar in his hand with a dry smile, "I don't know if you have seen it clearly, the villain's martial arts are very exhausting, and if you want to perform it again, you need to rest. A few hours, but the villain can guarantee that the villain will recover before doing it tonight."

"Okay!" Viper was stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed, "It's you, I will promote you to be the head of a hall after the matter is done, do it well, boy!"