enchanting blacksmith

There is no doubt that the Night Lord is a virtuous corporal heir to the throne.

When he appeared in the banquet hall, there were no guards to open the way or announce loudly. He just walked in casually with a glass of wine, said hello to the prince, made a few jokes with the celebrity, and occasionally bent down to kiss someone. The back of the lady's hand and decently praised her beauty.

Naturally, the arrival of the Night Prince set off a feverish atmosphere throughout the banquet.

When the Duke of Night and a group of radicals who were also keen on expansion were discussing the war plan enthusiastically, Feng Tie found an excuse to get rid of the blacksmith and slipped outside to get some fresh air.

Feng Tie really doesn't like this kind of reception for the upper-class celebrities, just like the reception of those high-end celebrity clubs in later generations, it is full of ostentation, hypocrisy and rotten smirks.

Feng Tie has always been a pure rock musician, a deviant grassroots.The identity of the young master of a noble blacksmith's family has already made him feel goosebumps all over his body. If he had to communicate with all the masters and ladies in depth on such an occasion, Feng Tie would probably be so disgusted that he vomited on the spot.

Greedily inhaling a few mouthfuls of the cold night air, Feng Tie felt much more comfortable, and unknowingly, he strolled into the garden of the Duke of Dark Night.

Feng Tie was shocked by the beauty of this huge garden.

What catches the eye is the endless sea of ​​poppies, these blood-red little devils are competing to bloom, a huge full moon hangs low above the sea of ​​flowers, the pale silver moonlight is hazy on the lips of each flower, emitting A faint light shines out.When the breeze blows, the light yellow powder in the tender stamens of the flowers floats lightly in the air.

Circling, dissipating.

Thousands of huge butterflies of different colors and shapes danced over the sea of ​​flowers, sometimes drawing an elegant arc in the air, and sometimes landing on the petals with a wicked smile.

Unable to bear the temptation, Feng Tie plucked a bright flower and held it to the tip of his nose to sniff the intoxicating fragrance greedily. His heart was infinitely satisfied, but when he was satisfied, he always felt empty and seemed to lack something, which was a sense of belonging. what?Feng Tie immediately remembered a word that the primary school teacher taught him: share.

"Yeah, good things are meaningful only when they are shared with others. I am too lonely in this world." Feng Tie looked down at his crotch and muttered to himself: "Some people love me inexplicably, and some people love me for no reason. Some people want to kill me for no reason, and some people want to use me as a scapegoat. Only you, my second brother, have never left me without complaint. I will share with you any good things in the future. Come on, second brother, first hear The smell of this flower is not fragrant."

Feng Tie, a young man from Siyou who likes to share with others, resolutely stuffed this poor little flower into his crotch, and then his body trembled: "Damn it, no one told me there is dew on the petals!"

A lazy and sexy young female voice suddenly sounded beside Feng Tie's ear: "Hello."

Feng Tie looked back in surprise, then left and right, there was no one there!

"Hey, who are you, why are you so obscene." The girl was very angry: "Why did you spoil the flowers, it didn't offend you."

Feng Tie started to get scared: "Who are you, you come out." Feng Tie's voice was full of panic: "If you don't come out again, I will call you molested, you are a human or a demon."

"Hey, your things are so short, the short ones are almost shrinking into your stomach. Tell me, are you a man or a woman?" The girl's voice was still teasing Feng Tie leisurely.

This time Feng Tie finally found the source of the sound, it was actually in his crotch.

It was too late, but the tough guy Feng Tie knelt on the ground begging for mercy with a plop: "So it's really a flower essence, oh, it's not Xiangu, I really didn't mean to offend you, my lord, you have a lot to do with me!" I, a child with low IQ, have general knowledge, how about I pretend to be a lucky cat and make you giggle?"

"No, you said my second brother is young?" Feng Tie suddenly put away his obsequious smile, stood up suddenly like a convulsion, waved his fists and protested unyieldingly: "Scholar can be killed and can't be humiliated. What's wrong with me, I It is obviously the longest among the men in the Odyssey family, and also the thickest and biggest!"

"Then how tall are you?" The girl's voice was still slow.

"To be honest, 25 centimeters!" Feng Tie replied proudly.

"Are you honest? I saw it!" The girl insisted.

"I did multiply by ten, and after multiplying by ten, it is indeed 25 centimeters." Feng Tie shyly played with the corner of his clothes; "By the way, can you come out of my crotch? I am still young and thin-skinned. Very shy."

"Hahahahahaha..." The girl laughed wildly triumphantly. The strange thing is that the laughter seemed to come from anywhere in Huahai: "The ghost would like to stay in that dirty place. Yes. By the way, you are Feng Tie, right?"

Feng Tie's eyes widened in astonishment: "How do you know, what exactly are you?"

Girl: "..."

After a moment of silence, the girl spoke first. "It's not surprising that I know who you are. I've been paying attention to you since a long time ago. The idiot young master of the Odyssey family is really famous."

The girl sighed and continued: "You are 21 years old this year. You are handsome but hideous. There is a red mole on your left buttocks. It doesn't matter how I know. You went to one and a half when you were 12 years old." The secret prostitute ooxx, that prostitute is the daughter of my maid’s aunt’s distant cousin’s neighbor’s neighbor’s daughter. Since you were five years old and sensible, you have been tirelessly insisting on doing a few stupid things every day, rain or shine. Until two days ago."

The girl smacked her lips playfully; "You pulled out the iron essence that was transformed from the entire Hellfire and hammered it into a scimitar with a strange shape. I can even feel its terrifying aura now. It is being taken by you now!" Take it with you, right?"

After a pause, the girl asked curiously: "I just don't understand, what are you doing for 21 years of pretending to be crazy when an idiot child suddenly becomes a genius. Then I figured it out, there is only one possibility. "

"What's possible?" Feng Tie's cold sweat broke out again.

The girl sighed again: "The only explanation is that your head was really broken, and now you may be suddenly enlightened, or you may have come back to life, but you and your scimitar have indeed brought me a lot of trouble , I have a hunch that it won't be as worthless as the scrap metal your father made."

Speaking of this, Feng Tie would be a real idiot if he didn't know who this girl was.

But Feng Tie is still puzzled: "Dear Princess Avril, first of all, I want to correct your words. In your opinion, I have been pretending to be crazy for the past 21 years, but I call this behavior as hiding my strengths and biding my time. .Secondly, although I admit that your voice is undoubtedly very magnetic, but can you stand up and speak well, why are you pretending to scare me."

Princess Avril sighed for the third time: "You idiot, if I could come out, would I communicate with you in your crotch?"

"Then where are you and how did you talk to me?" Feng Tie continued to be a curious baby.

"I was chained in a water dungeon."

Avril said quietly: "My magic attribute is water. I can see anything I want through the medium of water in a radius of hundreds of miles, and I can also communicate with anyone at will. When you create a scimitar, I will Watched you all night in the sink next to you. Now, I can communicate with you through the dewdrops on every petal here, this time you understand?"

"Understood." After Feng Tie said these three words, he immediately turned around and ran wildly.After a while, Feng Tie sneaked into a secluded corner with a toilet half-filled with dirty water stolen from the servant's room of the Dark Ye Duke's Mansion.

"Call Avril, call Avril, this is Fengtie No. [-] base, please answer if you hear it, please answer if you hear it."

After a while, Avril Lavigne's resentful voice came: "Do you have to be so wicked?"

Feng Tie scratched his head, and laughed a few times embarrassedly: "I have no other intentions, just want to verify whether your spells are particularly reliable." Feng Tie said sincerely: "Honestly, can I have a look? What do you look like."

A moment of silence.

The dirty water in the toilet slowly became clear, and when the ripples cleared, a young girl's face appeared on the surface of the water.

"It's a very ordinary face. There's no way to describe it with any words that have anything to do with beauty. It's just the most common type of passer-by, with a flat nose." Feng Tie defined it disappointedly in his heart.

"It's only now that I know why the Duke of Night, that is, your father, went through all kinds of difficulties and dangers to get rid of you by any means."

"Oh? Why?" Avril Lavigne asked with interest.

"Because you look so much like Uncle Wang who sells donkey meat next door to my house."

Avril Lavigne: "..."

"Can I ask you a question?"

"You ask."

"That night you sneaked into the prince and killed your own uncle. Is the purpose really what you said?"

"What did I say?" Avril's voice suppressed anger.

"In order to prevent people from deforestation and over-exploitation of minerals. Seriously, I admire you. You are the ultimate environmental protection guard in the new era."

Avril Lavigne: "..."

"There is one last question." Feng Tie persevered.

"Quickly ask, bastard!" Avril Lavigne was already gnashing her teeth.

Feng Tie's expression became serious: "Did you come to me tonight just to have a chat?" Feng Tie looked into Avril's eyes in the water.

"Actually, I want to ask you to do something for me." Avril's face became ugly: "I don't know how to explain, I just want to tell you that everything I do will not hurt you and your Family, maybe there will only be short-term pain for the kingdom and even the entire continent, but our original intention is to save."

Avril smiled bitterly: "I just want to ask you, before you have to kill me with your machete, sing me a song from your world."

Feng Tie was stunned, then smiled, and his face gradually became serious: "I promise you that it is not because you see through my background that threatening me is effective, but because I like your sad eyes."

"Thank you, Feng Tie."

The author's words:

Hello everyone, Hummer has started to update continuously.Because the contract is about to be signed, when the contract is signed, Hummer will upload a lot to thank you for your support, please click and support more