Jin Yutong
Chapter 172 Prison Disaster
Chapter 172 Prison Disaster
"Old man, if you don't believe this, you should find someone else to fool you."
Although Guo Hai has a thick face, he actually has a cold face and a warm heart. What the old man said just now was not very pleasant, and he was a little aggressive when he said a few words. , but if he was asked to tell fortunes, he really didn't believe in it. When Liu Zizi told others fortunes, he often told Chen Ran in private that his godfather was purely a trick to cheat food and drink, how could he now? Go to someone else to tell a fortune.
The old man did a lot of divination. He had heard Guo Hai's words a lot, and he didn't care. He coughed lightly, pretended to be serious, and said with a smile, "I didn't do the math for the little brother." , Little brother, how do you know whether you will believe it or not? Let’s try it to find out whether we believe it or not? Well, let’s do the fortune-telling first and then give the money to the head office. Cough cough...I won't charge you anything, old man."
The old man almost gritted his teeth and said this sentence, as if he had put in a lot of effort to say this sentence.
"Really?" Yang Long asked in amazement, obviously, the old man's words frightened him.
"It's really strange." Guo Hai glared at Yang Long angrily, then turned his head to look at the old man, pouted his mouth wide: "Old man, please, can you put it another way? It’s just a rhetoric, and the trick is too naive.”
The old man’s tricks, Guo Hai has seen a lot from Liu Zizi. When Liu Zizi tells people, if others don’t believe this trick, he will say the same thing, but the other party wants to take advantage of it. You made a fortune for me, even if I believed it, I would still say that I didn’t believe it, so what can you do to me, but in fact, the result is often that the other party not only believed it, but also behaved it, and even begged and took out his pocket.
Guo Hai's words made the old man seem a little angry, as if Guo Hai's words had insulted him, and he pointed at Guo Hai and said angrily: "Little brother, this is your fault, I will tell you fortunes, but I am kind Remind you, look at your seal is black, your eyes are dull, your footsteps are sloppy, I am afraid that there will be bloody disasters in the near future...cough cough..."
Before the old man finished speaking, he was interrupted by Guo Hai: "Stop! Stop! I said old man, you have to see clearly, buddy, this is not called Yintang is black, but forehead is as bright as a mirror. Good luck buddies, you know?"
"Haha, Dahai, do you know how to tell divination?" Yang Long laughed, and the others also laughed.
After laughing, Zhu Feng suddenly said with a smile: "Old man, are you measuring the birth date or the character?"
Seeing that Zhu Feng seemed to want to test the hexagrams, the old man ignored Guo Hai, turned his head to look at Zhu Feng, and said with a happy smile, "Boss, do you want to test the horoscope or the character?"
He couldn't understand what he meant, that is, no matter what you want to test, I can test it.
Chen Ran looked at Zhu Feng strangely. He didn't know why Zhu Feng still believed in such things. He didn't really believe in things like divination. Although sometimes what these charlatans said seemed very reasonable, but In fact, it is the same set that is repeated over and over again.
"Then old man, just give me a word test." Zhu Feng looked at the old man, his eyes narrowed.
"It's easy to say, easy to say..." The old man was very happy when he saw that he really came for business. He fumbled for a pen in his pocket with his dirty hands for a long time, but he couldn't find the paper. Finally, Zhu Feng's secretary handed Zhu Feng a piece of paper.
Zhu Feng wrote a word on the paper and handed it to the old man. Guo Hai and the others also looked at the old man. Although Guo Hai and Chen Ran didn't really believe this, they also wanted to know what the old man would say.
After the old man took the paper from Zhu Feng, he immediately looked down with a smile on his face, but when he saw the writing on it, his expression suddenly changed.
"Old man, how about my word?" Zhu Feng blinked and said with a smile.
"Very good, very good..." The old man smiled mischievously.
Seeing the old man like this, Guo Hai and Chen Ran felt a little strange, they hurried forward and looked at the words written by Zhu Feng, but they were slightly taken aback when they saw this, and then they couldn't help laughing stand up.
It is obvious that Zhu Feng wrote this word to embarrass the old man.
Generally speaking, the so-called word testing is actually not only a summary of experience, but also contains some wisdom and ingenuity, but if it is only this, it can only be said to be opportunistic!
The most important and crucial thing is to split the word.
Measuring characters, sometimes, is actually tearing down characters, but now the character written by Zhu Feng can't be broken at all, because the character written by Zhu Feng is a big "one".
Seeing that the old man couldn't hold back a word for a while, Guo Hai and Yang Long couldn't help laughing.
The laughter of Guo Hai and Yang Long seemed to make the old man very angry. As if he had made up his mind, he coughed lightly and said solemnly: "Since the boss wants to test this word, I will make an exception today. Give this boss a good test, but... ahem, just now it was said that the charge for one hexagram is [-], but now it is [-]."
At first, Chen Ran and Guo Hai thought that the old man was going to tell some great truths, but suddenly the conversation changed and the price was raised, making people less trust in the old man's hexagram skills. If it is really accurate, why care about the dozens of dollars.
"No problem." Zhu Feng nodded with a smile: "As long as you satisfy me, let alone fifty, no matter how high you are."
Zhu Feng's words made the old man feel a little regretful, he opened his mouth, as if he was going to raise the price again, but in the end he closed his mouth regretfully, coughed twice, looked at Zhu Feng's face and said with a straight face: "Boss, listen carefully. Now I will test this character for you. You see, the character [-] is the last stroke of a new character. Coincidentally, it is also the first stroke of a dead character. Together, That is the line between life and death, if you dare to ask the boss, is it to test your own life?"
Hearing the old man's words, Zhu Feng's narrowed eyes seemed to be taken aback.
"Are you clearly opportunistic?" Yang Long felt that what the old man said was quite reasonable, but Guo Hai sneered at the old man's words.
The old man glanced at Guo Hai, stroked his beard lightly, and smiled calmly: "Little brother, divination is all about clever tricks, whether you call it opportunistic or fooling you, we know for sure."
After the old man said that, Guo Hai really had nothing to say.
"Old man, I'll write a new word, and you can test it for me again. I wrote this word just now to make things difficult for you, so it's not accurate..." At this time, Zhu Feng suddenly said with a smile.
The old man smiled slightly: "Things come from the heart, even if you rewrite it, it must still be the same result."
Zhu Feng didn't say much, but this time, he didn't write the words on the paper, but picked up a small stone on the ground and made a stroke on the ground. One" word.
"Old man, please make another prediction for me now." After Zhu Feng made a stroke on the ground, he stood up and still looked at the old man with a smile on his face. Others also cast their eyes on the old man.
The old man took off his sunglasses and looked down at the unique "one" on the ground. After seeing it, he raised his head and looked at the direction that the two ends of the "one" pointed... "This boss still wants to Good or bad omens?" At this point, the old man pointed to the horizontal line on the ground, nodded and said: "As the saying goes, the ground is the soil, and a horizontal line on the soil is the king, but the boss's good and bad omen should be in the Above this king character."
Zhu Feng was slightly startled, but he regained his composure in an instant, and asked with a smile, "Can you be more specific, old man?"
"Old man, I'm just a fortune teller, not a god. I can detect the secret, but I can't know it." The old man shook his head like a rattle.
The old man didn't answer Zhu Feng, Zhu Feng seemed a little disappointed, Guo Hai couldn't help but joked after seeing this scene: "I said Brother Pig, you don't really believe what he said? I think he is a blind cat who met a dead mouse. Yeah, you're too...too..."
Speaking of this, Guo Hai suddenly smiled, and said to the old man: "Old man, you can test it for me too, and I will test the word Tai. If the test is accurate, I will obey you."
Guo Hai asked for paper and a pen, wrote a word "Tai", and handed it to the old man.
The old man stroked his beard lightly, and waved his hands again and again with a happy smile: "Give me the money first, and then do the fortune-telling."
"Damn it!" Guo Hai swears immediately, Yang Long laughed, Zhu Feng asked his secretary for a one-hundred-dollar bill, and handed it to the old man.
"Little brother, what do you want to test?" After collecting the money, the old man became kind to Guo Hai and asked cheerfully.
Guo Hai pretentiously murmured for a while, glanced at Chen Ran, and then said, "You can measure it directly, what you measure is what it is."
"That's it..." The old man lowered his head and carefully looked at Guo Hai's Taizi, then said in a deep voice: "This Taizi was tested by the little brother. From the literal point of view, this person's life is very precious." In other words, if you remove a little bit of the Tai character, it becomes a big character, and if you add a horizontal line, it becomes the sky, but this sky has two meanings. I don't know if I'm right?"
The old man was asking Guo Hai, but Chen Ran was looking at him.
Guo Hai was stunned for a moment, looking at the old man with some doubts. Just now he chose to test the words for Chen Ran because he didn't want the old man to take advantage of his loopholes, but unexpectedly, the old man said it out.
Chen Ran was also taken aback. He didn't expect that Guo Hai's Taizi was tested for him. The old man's words made him feel a little funny. In his impression, as long as it wasn't an ominous divination, it seemed that fortune tellers were all good looking. If it were someone else, he might believe it, but if it was used on himself, how could he believe it.
The old man didn't wait for Guo Hai to answer, and then said: "The word Tian has another meaning. If you add a horizontal line to the big character, it is heaven, but you need to add a horizontal line to get it. God, there is still such a horizontal line missing on the head, when this horizontal line can be added, it depends on fate, maybe it will not be added in a lifetime, maybe it will be added soon, but whether this person can reach The step of adding a horizontal line is hard to say, because little brother, your Taizi is too sloppy. If you remove the dot below, this big character is like an earthen character, which is hard to leave. This shows that the situation of this person is not very good. , further below, adding such a point, it will be even worse, because the point written by the little brother is a bit too long. Adding this point, the whole character of Tai is like a wooden character, and Miki is also a torture tool. This shows that this person will be imprisoned in the near future..."
"Damn!" The old man wanted to continue talking, but Guo Hai couldn't listen anymore, stared at the old man, and said fiercely: "I said old man, you'll be in jail if you say something 'nonsense', I Day, buddy just made a lot of money, luck is good, I think you are a liar who eats and eats..."
When Guo Hai was talking, he pulled Chen Ran away, and when he was walking, he hurriedly told Chen Ran that the old man was just talking nonsense, don't believe him, dragged Chen Ran away, and turned around to greet him With Yang Long and Zhu Feng.
Chen Ran looked back, and found that the old man was still standing there, muttering for some reason, and he didn't care, and naturally he didn't care what the old man said.
Originally, Yang Long wanted the old man to test him, but now he can only catch up quickly.
When Zhu Feng caught up with them, he smiled and said to Chen Ran: "Brother Chen, you see that you just made a lot of money, do you want us to fuck you tonight..."
"Brother Zhu is right, Xiao Ran is now a multi-millionaire, we must kill him well." Seeing that Chen Ran didn't believe the old man's words, Guo Hai was also relieved and agreed with a smile A Zhu Feng.
"Yeah, yeah, tsk tsk, multi-millionaire, I can't imagine it, no matter how you say wood, you have to treat yourself."
Yang Long also started yelling.
"Okay, no problem. I'll treat guests tonight. Everyone can eat and drink whatever they want. Anyway, you all have [-] shares with me. You don't have to worry about spending it all..."
Chen Ran almost didn't think about it, so he agreed, but what he said later caught everyone's attention, and they all yelled in dissatisfaction, and then a group of people rushed towards the hotel.
"Old man, if you don't believe this, you should find someone else to fool you."
Although Guo Hai has a thick face, he actually has a cold face and a warm heart. What the old man said just now was not very pleasant, and he was a little aggressive when he said a few words. , but if he was asked to tell fortunes, he really didn't believe in it. When Liu Zizi told others fortunes, he often told Chen Ran in private that his godfather was purely a trick to cheat food and drink, how could he now? Go to someone else to tell a fortune.
The old man did a lot of divination. He had heard Guo Hai's words a lot, and he didn't care. He coughed lightly, pretended to be serious, and said with a smile, "I didn't do the math for the little brother." , Little brother, how do you know whether you will believe it or not? Let’s try it to find out whether we believe it or not? Well, let’s do the fortune-telling first and then give the money to the head office. Cough cough...I won't charge you anything, old man."
The old man almost gritted his teeth and said this sentence, as if he had put in a lot of effort to say this sentence.
"Really?" Yang Long asked in amazement, obviously, the old man's words frightened him.
"It's really strange." Guo Hai glared at Yang Long angrily, then turned his head to look at the old man, pouted his mouth wide: "Old man, please, can you put it another way? It’s just a rhetoric, and the trick is too naive.”
The old man’s tricks, Guo Hai has seen a lot from Liu Zizi. When Liu Zizi tells people, if others don’t believe this trick, he will say the same thing, but the other party wants to take advantage of it. You made a fortune for me, even if I believed it, I would still say that I didn’t believe it, so what can you do to me, but in fact, the result is often that the other party not only believed it, but also behaved it, and even begged and took out his pocket.
Guo Hai's words made the old man seem a little angry, as if Guo Hai's words had insulted him, and he pointed at Guo Hai and said angrily: "Little brother, this is your fault, I will tell you fortunes, but I am kind Remind you, look at your seal is black, your eyes are dull, your footsteps are sloppy, I am afraid that there will be bloody disasters in the near future...cough cough..."
Before the old man finished speaking, he was interrupted by Guo Hai: "Stop! Stop! I said old man, you have to see clearly, buddy, this is not called Yintang is black, but forehead is as bright as a mirror. Good luck buddies, you know?"
"Haha, Dahai, do you know how to tell divination?" Yang Long laughed, and the others also laughed.
After laughing, Zhu Feng suddenly said with a smile: "Old man, are you measuring the birth date or the character?"
Seeing that Zhu Feng seemed to want to test the hexagrams, the old man ignored Guo Hai, turned his head to look at Zhu Feng, and said with a happy smile, "Boss, do you want to test the horoscope or the character?"
He couldn't understand what he meant, that is, no matter what you want to test, I can test it.
Chen Ran looked at Zhu Feng strangely. He didn't know why Zhu Feng still believed in such things. He didn't really believe in things like divination. Although sometimes what these charlatans said seemed very reasonable, but In fact, it is the same set that is repeated over and over again.
"Then old man, just give me a word test." Zhu Feng looked at the old man, his eyes narrowed.
"It's easy to say, easy to say..." The old man was very happy when he saw that he really came for business. He fumbled for a pen in his pocket with his dirty hands for a long time, but he couldn't find the paper. Finally, Zhu Feng's secretary handed Zhu Feng a piece of paper.
Zhu Feng wrote a word on the paper and handed it to the old man. Guo Hai and the others also looked at the old man. Although Guo Hai and Chen Ran didn't really believe this, they also wanted to know what the old man would say.
After the old man took the paper from Zhu Feng, he immediately looked down with a smile on his face, but when he saw the writing on it, his expression suddenly changed.
"Old man, how about my word?" Zhu Feng blinked and said with a smile.
"Very good, very good..." The old man smiled mischievously.
Seeing the old man like this, Guo Hai and Chen Ran felt a little strange, they hurried forward and looked at the words written by Zhu Feng, but they were slightly taken aback when they saw this, and then they couldn't help laughing stand up.
It is obvious that Zhu Feng wrote this word to embarrass the old man.
Generally speaking, the so-called word testing is actually not only a summary of experience, but also contains some wisdom and ingenuity, but if it is only this, it can only be said to be opportunistic!
The most important and crucial thing is to split the word.
Measuring characters, sometimes, is actually tearing down characters, but now the character written by Zhu Feng can't be broken at all, because the character written by Zhu Feng is a big "one".
Seeing that the old man couldn't hold back a word for a while, Guo Hai and Yang Long couldn't help laughing.
The laughter of Guo Hai and Yang Long seemed to make the old man very angry. As if he had made up his mind, he coughed lightly and said solemnly: "Since the boss wants to test this word, I will make an exception today. Give this boss a good test, but... ahem, just now it was said that the charge for one hexagram is [-], but now it is [-]."
At first, Chen Ran and Guo Hai thought that the old man was going to tell some great truths, but suddenly the conversation changed and the price was raised, making people less trust in the old man's hexagram skills. If it is really accurate, why care about the dozens of dollars.
"No problem." Zhu Feng nodded with a smile: "As long as you satisfy me, let alone fifty, no matter how high you are."
Zhu Feng's words made the old man feel a little regretful, he opened his mouth, as if he was going to raise the price again, but in the end he closed his mouth regretfully, coughed twice, looked at Zhu Feng's face and said with a straight face: "Boss, listen carefully. Now I will test this character for you. You see, the character [-] is the last stroke of a new character. Coincidentally, it is also the first stroke of a dead character. Together, That is the line between life and death, if you dare to ask the boss, is it to test your own life?"
Hearing the old man's words, Zhu Feng's narrowed eyes seemed to be taken aback.
"Are you clearly opportunistic?" Yang Long felt that what the old man said was quite reasonable, but Guo Hai sneered at the old man's words.
The old man glanced at Guo Hai, stroked his beard lightly, and smiled calmly: "Little brother, divination is all about clever tricks, whether you call it opportunistic or fooling you, we know for sure."
After the old man said that, Guo Hai really had nothing to say.
"Old man, I'll write a new word, and you can test it for me again. I wrote this word just now to make things difficult for you, so it's not accurate..." At this time, Zhu Feng suddenly said with a smile.
The old man smiled slightly: "Things come from the heart, even if you rewrite it, it must still be the same result."
Zhu Feng didn't say much, but this time, he didn't write the words on the paper, but picked up a small stone on the ground and made a stroke on the ground. One" word.
"Old man, please make another prediction for me now." After Zhu Feng made a stroke on the ground, he stood up and still looked at the old man with a smile on his face. Others also cast their eyes on the old man.
The old man took off his sunglasses and looked down at the unique "one" on the ground. After seeing it, he raised his head and looked at the direction that the two ends of the "one" pointed... "This boss still wants to Good or bad omens?" At this point, the old man pointed to the horizontal line on the ground, nodded and said: "As the saying goes, the ground is the soil, and a horizontal line on the soil is the king, but the boss's good and bad omen should be in the Above this king character."
Zhu Feng was slightly startled, but he regained his composure in an instant, and asked with a smile, "Can you be more specific, old man?"
"Old man, I'm just a fortune teller, not a god. I can detect the secret, but I can't know it." The old man shook his head like a rattle.
The old man didn't answer Zhu Feng, Zhu Feng seemed a little disappointed, Guo Hai couldn't help but joked after seeing this scene: "I said Brother Pig, you don't really believe what he said? I think he is a blind cat who met a dead mouse. Yeah, you're too...too..."
Speaking of this, Guo Hai suddenly smiled, and said to the old man: "Old man, you can test it for me too, and I will test the word Tai. If the test is accurate, I will obey you."
Guo Hai asked for paper and a pen, wrote a word "Tai", and handed it to the old man.
The old man stroked his beard lightly, and waved his hands again and again with a happy smile: "Give me the money first, and then do the fortune-telling."
"Damn it!" Guo Hai swears immediately, Yang Long laughed, Zhu Feng asked his secretary for a one-hundred-dollar bill, and handed it to the old man.
"Little brother, what do you want to test?" After collecting the money, the old man became kind to Guo Hai and asked cheerfully.
Guo Hai pretentiously murmured for a while, glanced at Chen Ran, and then said, "You can measure it directly, what you measure is what it is."
"That's it..." The old man lowered his head and carefully looked at Guo Hai's Taizi, then said in a deep voice: "This Taizi was tested by the little brother. From the literal point of view, this person's life is very precious." In other words, if you remove a little bit of the Tai character, it becomes a big character, and if you add a horizontal line, it becomes the sky, but this sky has two meanings. I don't know if I'm right?"
The old man was asking Guo Hai, but Chen Ran was looking at him.
Guo Hai was stunned for a moment, looking at the old man with some doubts. Just now he chose to test the words for Chen Ran because he didn't want the old man to take advantage of his loopholes, but unexpectedly, the old man said it out.
Chen Ran was also taken aback. He didn't expect that Guo Hai's Taizi was tested for him. The old man's words made him feel a little funny. In his impression, as long as it wasn't an ominous divination, it seemed that fortune tellers were all good looking. If it were someone else, he might believe it, but if it was used on himself, how could he believe it.
The old man didn't wait for Guo Hai to answer, and then said: "The word Tian has another meaning. If you add a horizontal line to the big character, it is heaven, but you need to add a horizontal line to get it. God, there is still such a horizontal line missing on the head, when this horizontal line can be added, it depends on fate, maybe it will not be added in a lifetime, maybe it will be added soon, but whether this person can reach The step of adding a horizontal line is hard to say, because little brother, your Taizi is too sloppy. If you remove the dot below, this big character is like an earthen character, which is hard to leave. This shows that the situation of this person is not very good. , further below, adding such a point, it will be even worse, because the point written by the little brother is a bit too long. Adding this point, the whole character of Tai is like a wooden character, and Miki is also a torture tool. This shows that this person will be imprisoned in the near future..."
"Damn!" The old man wanted to continue talking, but Guo Hai couldn't listen anymore, stared at the old man, and said fiercely: "I said old man, you'll be in jail if you say something 'nonsense', I Day, buddy just made a lot of money, luck is good, I think you are a liar who eats and eats..."
When Guo Hai was talking, he pulled Chen Ran away, and when he was walking, he hurriedly told Chen Ran that the old man was just talking nonsense, don't believe him, dragged Chen Ran away, and turned around to greet him With Yang Long and Zhu Feng.
Chen Ran looked back, and found that the old man was still standing there, muttering for some reason, and he didn't care, and naturally he didn't care what the old man said.
Originally, Yang Long wanted the old man to test him, but now he can only catch up quickly.
When Zhu Feng caught up with them, he smiled and said to Chen Ran: "Brother Chen, you see that you just made a lot of money, do you want us to fuck you tonight..."
"Brother Zhu is right, Xiao Ran is now a multi-millionaire, we must kill him well." Seeing that Chen Ran didn't believe the old man's words, Guo Hai was also relieved and agreed with a smile A Zhu Feng.
"Yeah, yeah, tsk tsk, multi-millionaire, I can't imagine it, no matter how you say wood, you have to treat yourself."
Yang Long also started yelling.
"Okay, no problem. I'll treat guests tonight. Everyone can eat and drink whatever they want. Anyway, you all have [-] shares with me. You don't have to worry about spending it all..."
Chen Ran almost didn't think about it, so he agreed, but what he said later caught everyone's attention, and they all yelled in dissatisfaction, and then a group of people rushed towards the hotel.
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