wandering fairy

Chapter 1174 1 Fart Boom

Chapter 1174

The cold wind is still blowing on the vast wilderness, the sparse trees in the mining area are rustling, and the boy's back is aching. Although the injury on his body is healed, the memory in his heart is still so clear, like a fire Burn marks on the back, annoying but unwilling to attack: "Maybe~~~~ I am really impatient. She was angry at the time, I shouldn't be so nagging~~~~" Standing alone on the edge of the mining area While folding the thin branches in front of him, he felt aggrieved: "But, she doesn't need to be so cold and have that kind of look~~~~ She treats me as a lowly person at all~~~~ She doesn't have any sympathy at all." But in a blink of an eye, he felt a strong fluke again: "Maybe it's because she is angry. Maybe ~~~~ It will be fine in a few days?"

"Dreaming" suddenly a crisp voice sounded above his head: "Have you heard too many tales about the vagabond poets? They pay attention to the right men and women. You will always be a servant who can mess with you here." Seeing a good-looking shinv is the master’s kindness, and you still want to eat swan meat? That’s going to be punished as an ‘iron slave girl’.”

When I looked up, I saw a blue and green magical swallow standing at the height of the two of them, casting cold eyes and saying in a horrified voice: "When the time comes, I will put you in a big iron box full of steel nails." In the first pass, you will bleed slowly, and you will not die after bleeding for a few days, and then the wounds all over your body will become inflamed, slowly torturing you to death."

"You?" The young man took a few steps back in shock, and almost couldn't catch his breath: "You~~~You are~~~~" Only then did I remember—this is the ranger or the "Liujia Wuwei" 'Special phantom animals, but I didn't expect them to be able to speak human words, and immediately stuttered and asked: "You~~~How do you know~~~~"

The half-palm-sized blue-green Phantom Swallow on the branch continued to answer: "I've been following you for several days, listening to you nagging all day, of course I know. I advise you, let's die early. Those of you Dream, it is simply impossible for young people to listen to the nonsense stories of those wandering poets all day long, and after listening to them for a long time, they will take what they say seriously. In fact, what they say is just for fun, How can it be used in real life? You have been tossed for so long, but you still don’t understand? According to me~~~”

"Stop it," the young man snapped, "Get out of here, I don't want to listen to your monster talking nonsense, and you don't come to spy on me in the future, or I'll let someone shoot you to death with an arrow." The blue-green Phantom Swallow hummed resentfully for two Sentence: "Little kid, my mind is dizzy." Then he jumped into the air with a 'shua', and disappeared into the mountains and forests after a few ups and downs.

The young man was already dripping with cold sweat: How could there be such a weird thing?First, the inexplicable Liujia Wuwei, then the inexplicable "spaceship" and the damned "beastman"~~~~ What happened to this world? Why are there so many monsters all of a sudden?

All of a sudden, his mind was full of luan, and he felt that the world suddenly became eerie and terrifying, and his dream became even more distant.Especially when he thought of the scene where his father was holding the head of the sub-giant, he trembled slightly: "Why did the world turn upside down all of a sudden? Oh, if that strange bird can spy on me, then it can spy on everything else, the duke and the sub-giant. Isn’t everything under their surveillance? Do you want to tell the master about this?” But when he thought of being whipped and the Duke’s indifferent sentence of “carry it down and treat it”, my heart suddenly became angry again, and the whole person felt angry. Caught in great contradiction and anxiety.

But in the end he had to return to the temporary residence of the Duke and his family and continue to perform his duties as a servant.The chef who was waiting for him was already very annoyed: "Where did you go? You ran around without peeling the potatoes, are you looking for death? The master started a fire to punish me, and I will beat you to death as a country bumpkin and go wild. I really don’t want to live, I’ve been beaten enough, right?”

He cursed and wanted to kick the boy's ass.And the boy who was just peeling potatoes was even more angry: "Damn, why am I suffering in this place?"If I were Liu~~Liujia Wuwei, I would cut you down with a knife, but he is not, he only has a little ranger martial arts of a three-legged cat, and he is looking for death.So he could only accept these curses with hatred and sorrow, and only hoped that he could be called back to serve by the duke again, so that he would have the chance to see the woman he still admired.After being scolded anxiously, I tried to fight back: "It was the people around the master who called me out to talk and told me to reflect on myself, and then transfer me back in a few days."

"Yo hoo" the chef laughed wildly: "I didn't expect that the country bastard would lie. I even transferred you back~~~Hmph, there's no limit to the nonsense. I serve the master every day. I don't know what's going on? You, it would be great if you could squat here and peel potatoes. The lady wanted to throw you back to the mountain nest, but the master was soft-hearted and let you stay here reluctantly. In the future, I will send you far away after victory, so that the lady It's disturbing to watch. Are you still bragging with me? Hahahaha~~~Slippery, if you dare to tell me lies again, you will serve the family law of the house."

The young man's heart has already begun to cool off. Although he is covered in cold sweat, he still wants to stand up: "You~~~ It's impossible for you to talk nonsense. The young lady is only angry occasionally, and it will be fine in a few days. Master~~ ~Master said he would reuse me~~~You~~~You are all bullshit"

"Peel your potatoes." The cook gave him a hard push: "You kid is just talking nonsense about you offending the lady, and the master will use you again? What do you think you are? Oh, I know, you kid too Are you thinking about Miss? Hahahahaha~~~~ Oh, oh, no wonder you are talking nonsense and don’t know what you are thinking all day long. Hahahaha~~~~ Boy, there used to be a brat who was so daring that he went without authorization Miss Mo's face, this guy is still eating at the prisoner's farm now. This is because of his parents begging. If you dare to touch Miss Mo, hehehe~~~ I will chop off your hands and feet , Throw it into the ravine to feed the jackals hahahaha~~~~There are still people like you in the world who don't open their eyes, and they don't know the situation at all. Hahahaha~~~~" The angry boy clenched his fists and went away angrily. He kept cheering himself up: "Don't listen to this bastard, I will return to the Duke in a few days and I will definitely do it"

But there was no movement for two days, and he still lived the heavy work of peeling potatoes and picking flour under the scolding and discrimination of the chef, feeling restless in his heart.However, on the third day, he suddenly received great news—the Duke wanted to entertain distinguished guests, and there was never enough Shi, so he needed to serve him.

That's great, I still have the master's trust, and I can finally see her. He was so happy that he was about to jump up.But when I came to the scene, I found that he and five or six low-ranking officials had been left outside the hall to serve, and even the main door of the hall could not enter. The luxurious and colorful banquet scene inside made him feel a twinge of pain in his heart.Sometimes I feel a little relieved when I hear the girl's crisp laughter coming from inside, but I'm just a little suspicious: why are you happy again?Is it possible to see which sub-giant again? ? ?

Thinking about it, I suddenly felt like vomiting.I can only keep comforting myself: "Not so soon, not so soon, there is a chance, there is still a chance." After a long period of anxiety and anticipation, the grand banquet is over, and there are indeed several figures coming out of the tall arched gate The high-level sub-giant, as tall as a brown bear, should be a very high-level envoy rather than an ordinary assistant priest, judging from the golden ministerial robes they are wearing.A little drunk, they were still whispering to the Duke: "This time, we must do well. It can only succeed~~~~" The smell of alcohol from his mouth made the Duke, who was also half drunk, feel comfortable: " It will be done once and for all." They chattered and walked away, and the duke's family members were chatting and laughing at the door, among them was the beautiful girl with red cheeks.

It's just that she's also ~~~~drunk too, oh my god, she's also~~~ like some hot women in the town, half drunk she's still staggering and laughing at her brothers and sisters , completely~~~ completely lost the image of a graceful lady

Gods, please don't be like this, okay? The young man was shocked and heartbroken, and felt a strong sense of disappointment. He almost wanted to go up to her and say, "You look really ugly like this. This is not what you should be. You should be gentle." How could my fair lady do this?"

But he dared not speak, dared not take a step forward.I can only helplessly watch the half-drunk young girl walking by me laughing and laughing openly. Although her pretty face is still gorgeous, it gives people a very different feeling, and the smell of alcohol is even more so. Let people~~~~

'Porf~~~~' A loud~~~loud~~~fart sound put~~~ fart sound came from her, this sound is so piercing, it even makes people stiff all over and can only listen in a daze Said: "Hahaha~~~ You fart again" The brothers and sisters around the girl laughed and said, but the half-drunk girl actually yelled at them: "Let it go, you don't accept it? You Let it go too~~~~hahahaha~~~~"

Let~~~Fart~~~~She~~~She actually also~~~~Fart~~~~ Instantly, his heart collapsed

He followed the others and gradually dispersed, then walked to the edge of the mining area in a daze, came to the woods in a daze, and murmured to himself in a daze: "She~~~~~~~~Farting~~~~ Hahahaha~~~~This is simply~~~The gods~~~On top~~~~This~~~~" His fantasies and efforts all became ridiculous in an instant

So, he cried.Leaning on the ancient tree trunk, weeping endlessly, his mind was buzzing.Until there was a lukewarm, semi-sarcasm voice from the top of your head: "I said you were dreaming, farting and blowing away the goddess in your heart. Hahaha~~~~ You really thought she was a goddess Ah? She's just a human woman."

On the branch stood the blue-green phantom swallow again.

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