Imperial Mausoleum Treasure

It is said that that night, Grandma Qiao and Seventh Brother worked together to cook a large table of sumptuous and delicious dishes, which filled the whole table with hot dishes, and there were many delicious cold dishes to go with wine. I personally made the "Stick the Boiled Fish" for the angel Yaomeier!There are also fragrant mutton skewers grilled for her by myself.

Angel Yaomeier is a gourmet just like Brother Qi, and she likes these two things the most.

"Fucking dinner is ready," the sturdy seventh brother wiped his big hands on the white apron, stood in the middle of the yard with his hips akimbo, and shouted loudly!With this cry, all the five monsters were called out, each of them was gearing up and breathing heavily, ready to eat and drink.

The last one to come out is the angel Yaomeier. You can see her slim and graceful figure, walking out as lightly as a willow in the wind. Between glances, she is full of beauty, agility and cuteness.

Before the banquet started, Seventh Brother took out his own wine gourd from the room, drank two mouthfuls of old donkey wine, breathed out the alcohol, and started a habitual large skewer of poems, only to see him shaking his neck Head, roaring loudly: "Water is the eye wave, the mountain is the eyebrows gathered, if you want to ask pedestrians where to go, the place where the charming eyes are full, the beauty does not compete for spring, just announce the spring, and when the mountain flowers are in full bloom, she will be in the bushes. Laughing" After finishing speaking, he looked at the angel Yaomeier with a smirk.

Angel Yaomeier was born as a lady, she only gave Seventh Brother an affectionate look, then sat down gracefully on the stone bench, smiling without saying a word.

To this day, boys and girls can still blurt out the names of the four beauties in ancient times, but few people know about the female tomb robber in the late Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China, Angel Yaomeier.

Even the elders who are familiar with her story are not many nowadays.

That night, she had a magnificent appearance, a golden ratio of a proud figure, a charming smile, plus a "sexy temperament, special dimples", and she was good at singing and dancing, playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. , have slipped away mercilessly with the years of the big waves washing the sand.

Yaomeier, who is willing to give her life for love, since she eloped for love, she undresses for love!Choosing Seventh Brother and choosing the life of a tomb robber is destined to embark on a unique path of no return. She doesn't know what awaits her in the future.

Speaking of which, that night was the fourteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar. The weather was not too hot that night, with a cool breeze, the moonlight was like water, and the shadows of the trees were whirling. Seven monsters lit several lanterns. Grape-like eyes, her passionate eyes, like black gems, like black grapes, like amber, like black pearls!

No matter how I describe it, I can't describe her picturesque eyes, and the agility of her temperament!She was wearing a new dress, and she sat there quietly like a fairy descending from the earth, smiling with her dimples exposed, silent.

Tut tut!The seven monsters haven't had a drink yet, they're already drunk with food and sex!

Her incomparably cute and youthful appearance seems to be a bit of a cartoon of a modern beautiful girl, which is not comparable to that of a lifeless blow-up doll, you know that.

That night, everyone was very happy, and Grandma Qiao was also kindly invited to a banquet by Seventh Brother, eating meat with everyone, and drinking in big bowls, just like today's athletes drank stimulants, and drank all of them A lot of stuffed donkeys and old wine, piled up like a small mountain of wine and vegetables, were swept away for more than half, and finally there was a mess, and the wine was sold if it was dry.

Grandma Qiao is in her sixties, despite her age, she eats like a cow!The old lady ate a large plate of sweet and sour pork tenderloin, and a lot of cold dishes, and drank more than half a catty of strong Moutao Donkey Baijiu, and she was still a tumbler.

It was about 10:30, and the seven monsters were tired and sleepy. They all went back to their rooms and fell asleep. For a while, the room of the five monsters was snoring like thunder.

The slightly mysterious Grandma Qiao also closed the door tightly and fell asleep alone.

Seventh brother and angel Yaomeier were in a slump, and after drinking, they turned off the light and closed the door, and turned on the machine to make a little person."

That night, the two monsters had intercourse after drinking. They were powerful, energetic, energetic and passionate. The two monsters were lingering and deeply in love. They learned from each other's strengths and made up for each other's weaknesses. They fought for five rounds before they fell into a deep sleep.

At about midnight, Mother Moon might be sleepy, and quietly hid in the thick clouds to sleep. For a while, the courtyard was dark and the wind was high, and it was pitch black, only the sound of the wind blowing through the treetops.

At this moment, a rustling sound gradually sounded, and it returned to silence after a while.

After a while, there was another strange rustling sound, which gradually sounded, and it seemed very noisy, as if someone was talking quietly.

This old-fashioned courtyard house with red bricks and blue tiles is located in the innermost part of the deep alley. It is an old house of more than 100 years. In the dark night, everything in the daytime is covered up. Birds, I don't know what else is hidden.

The two wine jars were still open on the stone table, exuding the smell of alcohol, and they were scattered all over the place.

The noise was getting louder and louder, but it was no bigger than the snoring of the five monsters and the whistling wind in the courtyard.

In the darkness, Huadan's morning erection started earlier. This kid drank a lot of wine and catechu, which made his bladder and baby swell, so he got up in a daze, and dragged his old Beijing cloth shoes in the dark, going to pee .

But I accidentally saw a blurry human head outside the window, with two paws, and two green eyes peeping into the house.

"God! There's a ghost! Oh my god, get up!" Hua Dan's urine bubble was frightened back, and she jumped up and desperately pushed the four monsters one by one.

But the four monsters slept like dead pigs that had just been slaughtered, unable to push them.

The common problem of these four monsters is that as long as they sleep well during the day and the woman drinks old wine, they can't wake up even if there is thunder at night.

Hua Dan hurriedly turned around and fumbled for the match, she shivered and polished it, her hands shaking like leaves in the wind!After finally lighting up the lantern, turning around to take a look, there is no head or ghost, this kid rubbed his sleepy eyes, thinking that he was hallucinating, but he frightened him back after taking a piss, and he didn’t dare to go out, so he just He lay down again and continued to sleep.

After a few bags of cigarettes, there were will-o’-the-wisps and noises in the dark yard. It seemed that there were many ghosts and ghosts, and it seemed that there were countless ghosts, laughing and whispering in the dark night.

In her sleep, Huadan felt heavy rain outside the window, thunder and the sound of rain, the wind became more violent, and suddenly the door was blown open with a bang, the rain smelled fishy, ​​and was blown by a strange wind With a whoosh, he jumped into the room and scratched Hua Dan's face.

At this time, Hua Dan was awakened by urination again, and the little baby was so high!

He opened the mouse's eyes, just as a flash of lightning flashed by. Through the lightning, he saw that there was indeed a human head lying outside the window, with two hairy paws exposed. The eyes were like will-o'-the-wisps, green and shiny, with blue circles around them. Nose, blue-faced fangs with a bloody red tongue hanging down, two pale, sharp fangs three or four inches long, sticking out of the lips, as if they had just eaten a dead child.

"Oh my god!" Hua Dan screamed, and got into the bed and covered the quilt tightly, trembling all over.

There were several lightning bolts in the sky outside the window, like a giant python dancing wildly. With a loud noise and a click, a big tree in front of the window was split in half, and the huge tree crown hit the roof of the main room.

Seventh Brother and Angel Yaomeier were exhausted and slept too deeply and soundly, so they still didn't realize it.

Only the mynah in their room curiously relapsed into the old habit and cursed in the dark: "****!" The little howler monkey also squeaked a few times, but did not roar.

The four monsters were completely awakened at this time, the water in the courtyard was surging, and silently poured into the house, and the sound of rain outside the window drowned everything.

The four monsters are not made of paper. The four brothers got up, but they couldn't light the lantern anyway. They looked out from the door with their clothes on, and saw a red lightning flashing across the night sky, a monster more than three meters tall. The ghost, wearing a black long gown, was wearing long grass-like hair, sticking out his bloody tongue, stretching his neck to look inside the door.

The four monsters were taken aback, and they were about to chase them out to see what happened, but after another flash of lightning, the inconceivable giant ghost disappeared like a god...