Imperial Mausoleum Treasure

However, Yao Meier, an angel who is beautiful and wise, continued to play with the golden retriever as if nothing had happened, and the unpredictable smile that Grandma Qiao showed inadvertently disappeared quickly.

After half a month passed, Seventh Brother told everyone that he would take them to the Western Regions to hunt for treasures and rob tombs, and told everyone not to ask too many questions, let alone disclose any relevant information to Grandma Qiao, and to keep their mouths shut.

On this day, Seventh Brother will give everyone a day off, so that they can indulge in fun and be drunk.

The five monsters naturally regard Fireworks and Willow Lane as the first choice for entertainment, and wantonly engage in the fun, high-lifting, smashing, meaty buttocks flying, never tired of piston movements.

Because most of the "male bankers" are guys whose upper body likes to create the world and their lower body likes to create human beings.

Especially Huadan, even though he is not strong, he is not a legend. To this guy, gods and horses are just floating clouds, only gold, silver, treasures and women are his greatest hobbies in life.

Hua Dan is a person who sees people strangely, sees a car with a flat tire, sees a woman who is pregnant, and sees flowers defeated. He is a lustful guy.

Seventh brother and angel Yaomeier took the newly bought golden retriever and went to Neptune for a walk. There are many Jinghua snacks there. Tempeh cake, soy milk with bean curd in the old section, fragrant fried liver, sweet and unique almond catechu, delicious pot cake, sweet fried sugar cake, etc.

There are also fried purses, stewed small intestines, old tofu and smoked fish, fried belly, fried beef and mutton,

What about these, Seventh Brother and the others were tired of eating, so they found a stall and sat down, and came to two forks, two bowls of shrimp wontons, two pieces of Haji sesame seed cakes, and two Jinxiu Mahua.

In the evening, the seven monsters of the tomb robbers all returned home and got together to have a reunion dinner at home. As for the famous big restaurants and restaurants in the capital, big fish and big meat, fruit and wood roast duck, they have long been tired of eating. up.

The Seven Tomb Raiders have lived in Beijing for many years. Like the habits of old Beijingers, their preference for boiled mutton is beyond people's imagination.

They are used to drinking and drinking in Beijing on weekdays, and they need to resume their civilian eating habits.

This trip to the Western Regions, maybe they won't come back in one winter, they will be hungry and cold, and they will sleep in the open, maybe some of them, or all of them will sleep there forever, who the hell can tell.

In order to be strong and farewell for themselves, and for the upcoming starvation and cold, they are going to cook mutton and sweat profusely in this hot summer.

Seven people sat in the big living room of the main room, surrounded by the square table of the Eight Immortals, lit a hot pot with charcoal in the middle, and prepared the best mutton slices, yangbao, Jinji old sesame sauce, leek flowers, and braised shrimp oil , Frozen tofu full of honeycombs, fine vermicelli, Chinese cabbage, wax gourd slices, enoki mushrooms, etc.

When the hot pot boiled, the seven monsters sitting together put the meat slices into the boiling soup with chopsticks, cooked them in one sip, dipped them in some delicious seasonings, and ate them deliciously.

In fact, hot-boiled mutton is suitable for all seasons. The seven people were sweating profusely after eating it, and drinking old donkey wine, all of them were flushed and flushed.

At this time, the room was full of steaming white air, and it was already three rounds of wine, five flavors of food,

The angel Yaomeier drank a few glasses of white wine, her face was blushing, as bright as a peach blossom, very moving, extremely cute, really charming.

While drinking, the six monsters looked at the angel Yaomeier with great enjoyment.Especially Huadan, this kid is lustful, he likes to see beautiful women the most, and he has the advantage of being close to the water, so he often sneaks up on the angel Yaomei'er all over.

I saw this guy was drinking, while squinting at the angel Yaomeier, looking lustful, probably caught in the lust of self-entertainment.

Angel Yaomeier was very happy tonight. She drank a lot of spirits and looked extraordinarily beautiful and radiant. She showed two vivid dimples when she smiled.

Seventh Brother, who was sitting next to her, looked at the angel Yaomeier, wishing to use its two dimples to drink some old wine—a thousand cups without getting drunk!

Indeed, the angel Yaomeier is the most beautiful female tomb robber in history. At this moment, under the reflection of the lantern, her face was red and sweaty.

She loves Seventh Brother so deeply, even in the deep mountains, ancient tombs or beside coffins, he can feel Seventh Brother's protection, care and love, and he feels very safe, as long as he is with Seventh Brother.

The happiness at this time, embodied like body fluid, burst out from the pores of her face and body, soaked every inch of her skin, and looked very moist. It was a woman who could only be loved by happiness , People who are surrounded by a sense of comfort for a long time have a unique image of a beautiful beauty.

At this time, Hua Dan frequently toasts to the angel Yao Meier, and takes the opportunity to look directly into her eyes, instead of sneaking around, and can face-to-face to feast on her beauty.

At this time, the two whirring snake kings and bastards could see it, and the kid touched the colorful rattlesnake on his neck and said: "Huahuahuadan, you are a bastard's ass and a turtle's butt, what are you talking about?" Everything is hard, the ugly butt and the turtle face are so ugly that I can't look at it. I always see people as angels every day, and you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you are so fucking shameless."

Hua Dan shook her pebble-like head, smiled and said: "Go to your mother's bastard, look at your face, it is longer than the foreskin of the baby in my old man's crotch, hurry up and shut up for grandpa, drink you old bar."

Everyone toasted and ate the delicious boiled mutton, with side dishes and old wine, and it was called a word - cool.

Most of the seven monsters are used to being wild, and they don't usually pay much attention to it. When they eat, they eat with golden retrievers, little howler monkeys, and starlings.

The golden retriever kept wagging its big tail, rolled up the mutton slices thrown to it with its tongue, and mutton fat dripped from its mouth; the little howler monkey was holding a black mud bowl, constantly reaching out to eat.The mynah fluttered its wings and yelled, "Let's eat, let's eat!" from time to time.

When everyone was almost done eating, Seventh Brother brought up a large plate of delicious hard noodles!

This extraordinary hard-faced pastry!But one of the most delicious noodle snacks served at night in Beijing in the past.Due to the changes in living habits of contemporary people and the improvement of living standards, there are fewer snacks sold in the streets today, and unfortunately, this kind of snacks are out of stock, which makes the elderly Beijingers very sad today.

This unique hard noodle pastry is also made in a unique way. You use leavened dough to make [-]% of it, mix it with alkali and dry noodles, knead the kneaded noodles into small strips, pull them into small balls, and wrap them with half a tael of brown sugar. After the sweet-scented osmanthus stuffing, gently flatten it, and use a flower rolling pin to roll it crosswise, and the beautiful prototype of a hard-faced pastry is ok.

After rolling out beautiful and unique patterns, use a sharp bamboo needle to pierce a few small air holes on it, put it in a baking tray, and roast it in the oven like a roast duck, and you can eat it.The taste is chewy and sweet, and the wonderful taste cannot be described.

At that time, at night, there were craftsmen selling them in the streets and alleys, and the shouts spread far and far at night, melodious throughout the old Beijing Forty-Nine City.

While eating and drinking, the classic aria-like cries came from the alley again: “Hard Noodles——”!

The voice is thick, the words are simple, and the voice is extremely long!Dudu just said "Hard Noodles - Dumpling", just telling you what it is selling, without bragging about it at all.

It's really "Biaobo's skillful accent along the street, the lingering sound is loud and clear through the light window, and it's hard to hear the clear night, shocking the dream of a pair of mandarin ducks."

In the dead of night, the five monsters were already sound asleep, and in their dreams they were still murmuring about finger-guessing orders and chattering about bastard wine.

Grandma Qiao also fell asleep alone.

The black starling also fell into the darkness, and no one could find it without making a sound or swearing; the little monkey roar also squatted in the seventh brother's room and took a nap, and the big golden retriever lay behind the door, acting as the captain of the bodyguard.

Seventh brother and the angel Yaomeier are drunk and have sex, and they are not in the mood!Think of the girl under the quilt, but listen to "the roar of the motor, full of power, and the phoenix dances with the mandarin duck overnight, just like the horse-riding dance of Uncle Bird today. After a few rounds of shirtless battles", they hugged each other and fell asleep. Ho Ho.

Since ancient times, tomb robbers have often passed today without tomorrow. Think of the "three as tomb robbers" who are "like facing an abyss, walking on thin ice, and sitting on pins and needles". The dangers of government arrests, underworld assassinations, evil spirits entanglement, floods and fires, the future is full of dangerous shoals and hidden reefs!

this!Only ghosts know: Tomorrow, in the distant and mysterious Western Regions, what terrible dangers will be waiting for them to take risks in the ancient tombs.