Imperial Mausoleum Treasure

"Get down!"Seventh Brother shouted loudly.

For a moment, all the six monsters were lying on the ground, and at the same time, Seventh Brother pushed the little howler monkey and golden retriever beside him to the ground, and pressed his arms tightly for protection.And that clever black starling, because he has two wings, has already flapped his wings and flew far, far away!

The large tornado, with a diameter of about seven or eight meters, blew over with a whistling roar, lifted their clothes, and swept away an inch of dust around them, and then whirled like a huge yellow monster!Gone fast.

Fortunately, this tornado is not too big, otherwise, even if we lie down, we have to fly to the sky. Although we are not birds, we don't want to fly freely like today's "Legend of the Phoenix", Quack.

After the tornado passed, Seventh Brother turned his head to look in the direction Hua Dan was running, and shouted, "Hua Dan, where the hell are you"?

But there was no reply, then Seventh Brother lowered his head and said to Snake King Er Dan: "Go and see Hua Dan, see if this kid was blown away by the strong wind."

The Snake King Erdan let go of her girl and quickly ran towards the direction Huadan was running.

In fact, Huadan, behind everyone's backs, bought a black spotting telescope from a foreign missionary a few days ago. This kid often uses it to see beautiful women.

Because the angel Yaomeier wouldn't let them see Loulan's beauty, he ran more than 100 meters away, hid behind a large semicircular sand dune, and secretly watched Yaomeier with a telescope to vent his personal anger.

at this time!The angel Yaomeier was looking in the direction where Hua Dan was running, and a beautiful face suddenly appeared in Hua Dan's binoculars, appearing within his arm's reach.

I saw this kid staring at the angel Yaomeier in the binoculars, grinning, and touching it with his hands, as if he was touching a real person.

This guy who was using the advanced and fashionable monocular at that time, looking at the beautiful women lewdly, flashed the color light at a glance, kept touching the air with one hand, and smiled lewdly at the same time, complacent. Le, can be described as extremely absurd.

Just when Hua Dan was fascinated by the look, and the amazing face of the angel Yaomeier was shaking in front of his eyes, he smacked his lips and kissed the angel Yaomeier from afar.Suddenly, he felt something soft crawling up from under his right leg, all the way up to his thin back.

Hua Dan turned her head to look, and couldn't help screaming, it turned out to be a big colorful rattlesnake, facing his mouth, whistling out the big red snake letter.

In panic and desperation, the kid dropped his binoculars on the sand, grabbed the rattlesnake like lightning, and threw it out.

The rattlesnake fell into the sand dunes more than ten meters away, immediately twisted its body horizontally, then crawled back quickly, raised its head at him, and still spit out the monster-like big red snake letter.

Hua Dan took a closer look, isn't this the rattlesnake of Snake King Erdan?Then I turned my head and saw Erdan the Snake King in a white bag standing two meters behind him, smiling strangely, looking at his face and saying, "Hua Hua Hua Dan, what are you doing here?" ?

Hua Dan resentfully picked up the binoculars and said: "Your grandma's bastard, dare to scare me with a broken snake. You think I am the seventh brother who is afraid of snakes."

"What kind of iron guy are you holding in your hand?"Snake King Erdan asked stammeringly.

Hua Dan was taken aback for a moment, and then pretended to be mysterious and said: "I am looking at the local Feng Shui to see where there are ancient tombs."

The Snake King Erdan quacked twice and said, "Is that so, what exactly is that in your hand? Show me." After saying that, he walked over.

Hua Dan quickly shrank the telescope to six or seven inches long, tucked it into her arms, and said calmly, "This is your grandpa's treasure, how can I show it to you, get out."

The snake king bastard said: "What baby? It's mysterious and secret"?

The Snake King Erdan said: "You mother can't control it, get out quickly, don't affect my geomantic omen."

Snake King Er Dan blinked his snake-like vicious eyes and said, "I just want to see it! Bring it." After speaking, he approached Hua Dan and stretched out his hand, with a tough and arrogant attitude.

When Hua Dan saw this situation, she was confident!He tilted his head and said, "Your grandma's bastard, if you dare to play wild with me, get out of here, and the grandpa of the province will beat you up." After finishing speaking, he waved his hand impatiently, like a breeder repelling flies.

Snake King Er Dan stopped talking, and waved behind Hua Dan, then put his left index finger into his mouth, whistled, and heard a terrifying rattling sound behind him.

The kid hurriedly looked back, and saw that the rattlesnake almost stood up half of its body, raised its big triangular head, and was hissing at him, spitting long snake sticks like chopsticks, ready to move, look at it!It is possible to attack "fire escape" at any time.

Hua Dan was taken aback, seeing that there was a rattlesnake at the back and the king of snakes at the front, she was afraid that there would be a big loss if there was a quarrel, and she was also afraid that if there was a quarrel, Brother Seven would know about it.

So this lustful and ridiculous fellow!He quickly changed into a smiling face that is so awesome that people don't pay for his life and said: "It's easy to say, easy to say, brother dude is easy to say."

After finishing speaking, he took out the dark monocular from his arms, turned his body sideways and hid to the side, avoiding the plague god of the rattlesnake first, and then handed it to the Snake King Erdan.

Snake King Erdan cocked his mouth in bewilderment and said, "What is this?"

Huadan smiled and said, "Old hat! This is a fucking telescope."

As he said that, he stretched out the binoculars, and the six or seven-inch binoculars suddenly became more than a foot long, and said proudly: "You guys should also play foreign movies this time, it's like watching shadow puppetry, or playing foreign movies for a while." It’s much more beautiful than the Western view.”

The Snake King Erdan blinked the little snake's eyes, looked at the thick end to his right eye, and exclaimed, "Why the hell are you running so far?"

Hua Dan snorted angrily, grabbed the binoculars and said: "Your mother's old hat, country bumpkin bastard son, grandpa took it upside down."

Snake King Er Dan also snatched it back angrily, aimed the thin end at his right eye, pointed the thick end at the direction, and only looked at the angel Yaomeier, just in time to see the angel Yaomeier. Zhang pretty face.

The Snake King Erdan was taken aback and said, "You, you, why are you here?"While dodging back, trying to gain a firm foothold in the sand.

Hua Dan said dumbfoundingly: "Your grandma! Who are you talking to"?

Hua Dan said, "I'm with Angel Yaomeier".

Hua Dan said: "You take down the telescope and look at it."

The Snake King Erdan took it down and took a look, the angel Yaomeier in front of him was gone, but the angel Yaomeier was only as tall as a child more than 100 meters away.

"What's going on?"Snake King Erdan asked stammeringly.

Huadan laughed and said, "You old bun, don't you understand, this telescope can see the distance as near, it's called a telescope, you big idiot."

"Ah! So you were peeking at Seventh Brother's female angel Yaomeier"?The Snake King Erdan became anxious, and suddenly spoke fluently again.

"No nonsense"!Huadan took out a piece of sesame candy from her pocket, stuffed it into Erdan's mouth and said, "Don't say that grandpa has this thing, let alone tell Seventh Brother that grandpa sees Angel Yaomeier, otherwise you will be damned dead."

The Snake King Erdan chuckled, blinked the little snake's eyes, and said with a cocked mouth, "Can you lend me a few days to play?"

Hua Dan puffed out her chest, raised her face and said firmly, "No".

Snake King Erdan put his index finger into his mouth again, and before he blew the whistle, Hua Dan giggled, and quickly flattered him: "My good brother, let me lend you a day to play, okay?"After finishing speaking, he patted Erdan the Snake King lightly on the shoulder, and put all the sesame candies in his pocket into Erdan Snake King's bag pocket.

But unexpected!The Snake King Erdan doesn't accept bribes, and firmly says: "Three days, even one day less, or I will tell Seventh Brother that you peeked at her daughter and daughter."

"Okay, you little bastard, grandpa will obey you this time"!As Hua Dan said, she took out a piece of sesame candy from the pocket of Er Dan, the Snake King, threw it into her mouth, bit it hard, and started to chew it.

At this moment, the Snake King Erdan waved triumphantly. Seeing this, the strange rattlesnake crawled up his neck and circled again.

The snake king who has always been a melon egg, holding a binoculars triumphantly, looked over there, just in time to see the angel Yaomeier who turned around, wrapped tightly in the mouse clothes - that round pair The meaty butt, Danzi, couldn't help jumping up with joy, laughing loudly.

"***! What are you two doing sneakily with a black iron stick? Are you dying? Bring it to me."

The two were taken aback!The Snake King Erdan quickly put down the binoculars, covered his ears and stole the bells, and tilted his head to see Brother Qi with a livid face, roaring horribly, roaring like thunder, and a furious golden retriever dog with bared teeth was beside him!