Imperial Mausoleum Treasure
Chapter 143 Revealing the Secret of the Intercourse Technique
Immediately, Yaomeier, the angel next to Seventh Brother.As if struck by lightning, she shyly turned her face away and pretended to straighten her hair.Then in the ice pile of the dead Guangjun, continue to search for information and secrets that the Guangjun may leave behind.
The five monsters who never liked to read were also looking for something among the icemen, only the seventh brother read it with relish and was fascinated.
The ancients said: "One yin and one yang are called Tao"!Yin and Yang are a pair of categories in ancient Chinese philosophy to understand things. Yin and Yang studies believe that all things in the universe, such as heaven and earth, rigidity and softness, light and darkness, male and female, strong and weak, are all divided into Yin and Yang, and they are everywhere. Yin and Yang contradict each other and transform into each other.
However, human beings on earth exist in the universe and are divided into male yang and female yin, which naturally conforms to this law. Therefore, when explaining its sexual concept, the ancient Chinese mysterious intercourse art first used this sentence.
In fact, the art of the house is expressed like this: between heaven and earth, yin and yang intersect, and all things come into being;This is the most basic concept of ancient Chinese intercourse, and it is also the basic concept that the Chinese nation has always followed.
It's not just the love between men and women, or the simplicity and primitiveness of "turn off the lights, plug in the doors, and turn on the machines to make little people".
As early as in ancient times and before the Qin Dynasty, the knowledge of sex was in a hazy state.
It was only after the Han Dynasty that Fangzhongshu became popular quietly and quickly like today’s short skirts on the street, and it showed a tendency to start a prairie fire. From the kings and grandchildren to the common people, everyone talked about peace and harmony. Practice in the room is a trendy fashion after dinner, and a great joy in life.
While Seventh Brother was watching "The Art of the House" with relish, the angel Yao Meier found a famous Tibetan book "Four Medical Codes", which was also found from a soldier with "God's Gate" stabbed on the back of his neck. of.
The discovery of this book made Yao Meier, an angel who is proficient in Chinese medicine, ecstatic!Because I have heard its name for a long time, but I have no chance to see this book.
About an hour later, nothing new was found in this pile of mysterious Guangjun Iceman corpses, and their mysterious collective death has also become a mystery for the time being.
The angel Yaomeier patted Brother Seven on the shoulder in reproach, Brother Seven came back from the world of art in the room, smiled embarrassedly, and then put the three books into the old bag on his back. The coarse cloth bag, together with the six monsters, continued to walk into the cave.
The old ice cave inside became narrow again, but it was three or four meters wide, about a foot high, and the bottom of the cave was uneven. After walking about ten meters in a zigzag way, a large circular hole appeared in front of us again. , and it is a dead hole, full of thick ice, and it has come to an end.
On the big rock in the east, there are several white round stone basins, which contain glutinous rice cakes that have been frozen for more than 1000 years, and there are two dead hamsters on them.Other than that, nothing else.
The Seven Tomb Raiders almost turned the ice cave upside down, but they found nothing except the dead Guangjun soldiers, the glutinous rice cakes that had been frozen for thousands of years, four ancient books, and a frozen hamster that died at some unknown time.
At this time, the six monsters felt unbearably cold and shouted to go out.The shirtless Seventh Brother nodded, unhurriedly lit a pot of pipes, took a few deep breaths, and watched everyone slide down the steep cliff one after another.
In the end, the shirtless Seventh Brother, with a big pipe in his mouth, slid along the rope of Flying Claw to the valley and joined everyone.
At this time, the sun was setting, and the vast and majestic Himalayas were shrouded in the golden twilight, which was very magnificent, and the stomachs of the Seven Monsters also started singing like a cuckoo.
According to the old rules, they divided labor and cooperated. Xuedizi found a large number of Jiuwa, lit a raging bonfire, cooked hot and fragrant butter tea, and ate and drank glutinous rice cakes and round naan.
The hot butter tea made everyone feel more comfortable, and the cool mountain breeze made them feel very comfortable.The old adage of being full of warmth and thinking of lust is not bad at all.
The five monsters were all booing at this time, and they must let Seventh Brother talk about some interesting things in the book.
Seventh Brother looked at the angel Yaomeier beside him, and couldn't help but look embarrassed.
Angel Yaomeier is a lady, but she never interferes with men's affairs. She stood up at this time, picked up a big piece of glutinous rice cakes and said, "Eat slowly, I want to walk around."
After the angel Yaomeier walked away, Seventh Brother laughed, and under everyone's repeated strong requests, he talked about the art of the room: "Haha, this is the art of the room! It's the boudoir skills and science of the old men. .
His mother's house surgery!It mainly includes sexual common sense, sexual skills, treatment of sexual dysfunction, and conception. At the same time, it is not limited to sex, but combines sex and qigong, health preservation, and combines the pursuit of immortality and longevity.
As far as Lao Tzu knows, it first appeared in the Han Dynasty and has a very close relationship with Taoism.For a long time, the art of intercourse has been painted with a layer of mysterious and mysterious colors, but in fact it represents the ancient Chinese sex theory to a large extent.
In Taoism, he is called the Way of Huangchi, which originated from ancient witches. However, although my master Ziyang Zhenren is also proficient in the art of intercourse, he keeps it secret and never mentions it to me.
Since the Han Dynasty, Fangzhongshu has had a special relationship with Taoism.It originated from ancient witchcraft. In the first year of Han'an, Emperor Shun of the Eastern Han Dynasty, it was advocated by Zhang Daoling in Heming Mountain. Mortals taught people to pay five buckets of good rice in return, so it is also called "Five Dou Rice Road". This is the beginning of the stereotype of Taoism.
Because Taoists all respect Zhang Daoling as "Tianshi", Taoism is also called "Taoism of Tianshi".
As for Zhang Daoling, he played a very important role in Taoism and Fangzhongshu in ancient Chinese history. He was a native of Peiguo in the Eastern Han Dynasty. Haven't you been there?Haha, this guy finally practiced Taoism.
Zhang Daoling is not only a Taoist disseminator, but also a senior expert in intercourse. To put it bluntly, this guy is an authentic and thorough old-fashioned way of looking for sex between men and women.
As for the "Xuannu Jing" and "Xuan Nu Jing"!They are also classic representative works of Fangzhongshu.
From ancient times to the present, sex has always been the most sensitive issue with the most confused views, and the sexual intercourse practiced by Taoism is full of mystery and mystery, which is not tolerated by our feudal etiquette. Therefore, the ancient Chinese intercourse in the process of development , experiencing some twists and turns is inevitable.
The main pioneers and developers of our goddamn art in the house are Taoist priests, but my master, Master Ziyang, has never taught me this, and until now, I still don’t know why.
"Nana, Seventh Brother, tell me about the unique bed skills of this book," the snake king Erdan stammered.
"Okay!" The sturdy seventh brother drank a big mouthful of fragrant butter tea, burped, the tea almost rippling out of his throat, then opened his mouth to laugh, blinked, and looked at the angel Yaomeier After looking over there, he slowly opened up the chatterbox in peace of mind, and started talking about the joke on the bed.
The five monsters who never liked to read were also looking for something among the icemen, only the seventh brother read it with relish and was fascinated.
The ancients said: "One yin and one yang are called Tao"!Yin and Yang are a pair of categories in ancient Chinese philosophy to understand things. Yin and Yang studies believe that all things in the universe, such as heaven and earth, rigidity and softness, light and darkness, male and female, strong and weak, are all divided into Yin and Yang, and they are everywhere. Yin and Yang contradict each other and transform into each other.
However, human beings on earth exist in the universe and are divided into male yang and female yin, which naturally conforms to this law. Therefore, when explaining its sexual concept, the ancient Chinese mysterious intercourse art first used this sentence.
In fact, the art of the house is expressed like this: between heaven and earth, yin and yang intersect, and all things come into being;This is the most basic concept of ancient Chinese intercourse, and it is also the basic concept that the Chinese nation has always followed.
It's not just the love between men and women, or the simplicity and primitiveness of "turn off the lights, plug in the doors, and turn on the machines to make little people".
As early as in ancient times and before the Qin Dynasty, the knowledge of sex was in a hazy state.
It was only after the Han Dynasty that Fangzhongshu became popular quietly and quickly like today’s short skirts on the street, and it showed a tendency to start a prairie fire. From the kings and grandchildren to the common people, everyone talked about peace and harmony. Practice in the room is a trendy fashion after dinner, and a great joy in life.
While Seventh Brother was watching "The Art of the House" with relish, the angel Yao Meier found a famous Tibetan book "Four Medical Codes", which was also found from a soldier with "God's Gate" stabbed on the back of his neck. of.
The discovery of this book made Yao Meier, an angel who is proficient in Chinese medicine, ecstatic!Because I have heard its name for a long time, but I have no chance to see this book.
About an hour later, nothing new was found in this pile of mysterious Guangjun Iceman corpses, and their mysterious collective death has also become a mystery for the time being.
The angel Yaomeier patted Brother Seven on the shoulder in reproach, Brother Seven came back from the world of art in the room, smiled embarrassedly, and then put the three books into the old bag on his back. The coarse cloth bag, together with the six monsters, continued to walk into the cave.
The old ice cave inside became narrow again, but it was three or four meters wide, about a foot high, and the bottom of the cave was uneven. After walking about ten meters in a zigzag way, a large circular hole appeared in front of us again. , and it is a dead hole, full of thick ice, and it has come to an end.
On the big rock in the east, there are several white round stone basins, which contain glutinous rice cakes that have been frozen for more than 1000 years, and there are two dead hamsters on them.Other than that, nothing else.
The Seven Tomb Raiders almost turned the ice cave upside down, but they found nothing except the dead Guangjun soldiers, the glutinous rice cakes that had been frozen for thousands of years, four ancient books, and a frozen hamster that died at some unknown time.
At this time, the six monsters felt unbearably cold and shouted to go out.The shirtless Seventh Brother nodded, unhurriedly lit a pot of pipes, took a few deep breaths, and watched everyone slide down the steep cliff one after another.
In the end, the shirtless Seventh Brother, with a big pipe in his mouth, slid along the rope of Flying Claw to the valley and joined everyone.
At this time, the sun was setting, and the vast and majestic Himalayas were shrouded in the golden twilight, which was very magnificent, and the stomachs of the Seven Monsters also started singing like a cuckoo.
According to the old rules, they divided labor and cooperated. Xuedizi found a large number of Jiuwa, lit a raging bonfire, cooked hot and fragrant butter tea, and ate and drank glutinous rice cakes and round naan.
The hot butter tea made everyone feel more comfortable, and the cool mountain breeze made them feel very comfortable.The old adage of being full of warmth and thinking of lust is not bad at all.
The five monsters were all booing at this time, and they must let Seventh Brother talk about some interesting things in the book.
Seventh Brother looked at the angel Yaomeier beside him, and couldn't help but look embarrassed.
Angel Yaomeier is a lady, but she never interferes with men's affairs. She stood up at this time, picked up a big piece of glutinous rice cakes and said, "Eat slowly, I want to walk around."
After the angel Yaomeier walked away, Seventh Brother laughed, and under everyone's repeated strong requests, he talked about the art of the room: "Haha, this is the art of the room! It's the boudoir skills and science of the old men. .
His mother's house surgery!It mainly includes sexual common sense, sexual skills, treatment of sexual dysfunction, and conception. At the same time, it is not limited to sex, but combines sex and qigong, health preservation, and combines the pursuit of immortality and longevity.
As far as Lao Tzu knows, it first appeared in the Han Dynasty and has a very close relationship with Taoism.For a long time, the art of intercourse has been painted with a layer of mysterious and mysterious colors, but in fact it represents the ancient Chinese sex theory to a large extent.
In Taoism, he is called the Way of Huangchi, which originated from ancient witches. However, although my master Ziyang Zhenren is also proficient in the art of intercourse, he keeps it secret and never mentions it to me.
Since the Han Dynasty, Fangzhongshu has had a special relationship with Taoism.It originated from ancient witchcraft. In the first year of Han'an, Emperor Shun of the Eastern Han Dynasty, it was advocated by Zhang Daoling in Heming Mountain. Mortals taught people to pay five buckets of good rice in return, so it is also called "Five Dou Rice Road". This is the beginning of the stereotype of Taoism.
Because Taoists all respect Zhang Daoling as "Tianshi", Taoism is also called "Taoism of Tianshi".
As for Zhang Daoling, he played a very important role in Taoism and Fangzhongshu in ancient Chinese history. He was a native of Peiguo in the Eastern Han Dynasty. Haven't you been there?Haha, this guy finally practiced Taoism.
Zhang Daoling is not only a Taoist disseminator, but also a senior expert in intercourse. To put it bluntly, this guy is an authentic and thorough old-fashioned way of looking for sex between men and women.
As for the "Xuannu Jing" and "Xuan Nu Jing"!They are also classic representative works of Fangzhongshu.
From ancient times to the present, sex has always been the most sensitive issue with the most confused views, and the sexual intercourse practiced by Taoism is full of mystery and mystery, which is not tolerated by our feudal etiquette. Therefore, the ancient Chinese intercourse in the process of development , experiencing some twists and turns is inevitable.
The main pioneers and developers of our goddamn art in the house are Taoist priests, but my master, Master Ziyang, has never taught me this, and until now, I still don’t know why.
"Nana, Seventh Brother, tell me about the unique bed skills of this book," the snake king Erdan stammered.
"Okay!" The sturdy seventh brother drank a big mouthful of fragrant butter tea, burped, the tea almost rippling out of his throat, then opened his mouth to laugh, blinked, and looked at the angel Yaomeier After looking over there, he slowly opened up the chatterbox in peace of mind, and started talking about the joke on the bed.
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