Imperial Mausoleum Treasure

It is said that Seventh Brother and Erdan, "If you open the Chuhe-Han Realm, you must line up and fight"!Seventh Brother held a cypress branch one meter long and thick as a small rolling pin, but it seemed to be holding a peerless sword. His eyes were contemptuous, just like today's scientists look at mice, looking at Er Dan playfully.

Although Erdan is holding the Meteorite Excalibur in his hand, it looks like he is holding a fire stick, more like a cook cooking on a big stove, because Erdan is not good at swordsmanship, although this kid is not bad at kung fu, he is almost He doesn't know anything about swordsmanship, that's why he thinks that Seventh Brother's superb swordsmanship is just a trick to fool people.

The two stand against each other, and the outcome of the competition has been decided.

Hua Dan, whose head had been plucked just now, shook her pebble-like head, picked out a piece of glutinous rice cake from the luggage carried by the yak, sat cross-legged on the white rock, and gloated like a fighting cock The two of them were overjoyed.

Because no matter who wins or loses between the two, this kid can read the jokes. This kid is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and the more chaotic the better, the happier he is, so that he can show his awesomeness.

Not to mention a bad stomach, the sissy Huadan, even the black starling stood on the collapsed cypress branch, staring at a pair of small sly eyes, bending the mouth like an iron hook, watching with interest. Looking at the two people who were glaring at each other, even the bird could see that the two were going to fight one-on-one.

At this time, Hua Dan was eating glutinous rice cakes fragrantly with one hand, and waving the freshly broken cypress branch with the other, calling softly: "Start".

Like the vanguard of the charge, Er Dan, the Snake King, heard the drums of war, flew forward and pierced Brother Seven's chest. The Meteorite Excalibur in the egg's hand.

The Snake King Dudan stood there with empty hands, and murmured: "This sword cuts iron like mud, how did you kill me?"

Seventh brother laughed, put his hips on his hips and said, "You bastard, what I hit is the blade of the sword, not the blade."

Then he laughed and picked up the Meteorite Excalibur with a cypress branch as thick as a small rolling pin, playing with it like a windmill, and the magical Meteorite Excalibur spun around the cypress branch as if alive with.

Seventh Brother picked it up again, and the Excalibur flew towards Er Dan, the Snake King.Snake King Er Dan caught the sword in a hurry, tilted his mouth and said, "No, no, no, this time, do it again."

At this moment, the angel Yaomeier looked at the two of them with a smile on her face. She knew that Seventh Brother wanted to take advantage of the problem, so she taught Erdan a lesson so that he would be convinced and listen to something later.

The two of them took a good pose, and their swords were at war!Staring at each other, Seventh Brother raised his hands high up as if surrendering, revealing all the gaps and flaws and said: "Bitch, stab here"!

Er Dan didn't talk to him, he jumped up and slashed at Huashan Mountain, Seventh Brother dodged, Er Dan fell from the air, and at the same time sparks scattered from the rocks under his feet when he slashed with his sword.

"Good guy, you are so ruthless!"While Seventh Brother was speaking, the second sword of the Snake King Erdan had already come over.Seventh Brother turned around and kicked Erdan to the ground with a kick, and then pointed at Erdan with a cypress stick like an old private school gentleman holding a pointer, and said with a smile: "You, get up."

Everyone looked at Er Dan like a monkey, Er Dan felt very ashamed, jumped up angrily, rubbed his waist, and posed a few beautiful and fancy "bubble death"!Then, screaming wildly, like a Tibetan wild donkey with great strength and stubborn temper, it rushed towards it!At the same time, he swung his sword down the waist and slashed at Seventh Brother.

No one is afraid of death, Er Dan exhausted all his strength and speed in this move, it is really difficult to dodge, which Seventh Brother stepped forward, turned around with a big back, not only dodged the sword, but Er Dan even The man flew out with a sword.

Erdan is actually pretty good at kung fu, but he just doesn't know swordsmanship. This fall made him so angry that he got up and hissed like a python for a while, and then rushed up at a speed of [-] meters. See Brother Qi slashing and chopping wildly, like a crazy butcher chopping meat!It made the two beauties tremble with fear.

As the saying goes, "Kill a cow with random punches, and kill a tiger with random swords." The snake king Erdan's life-like random swordsmanship exhausted all his strength and speed in his life, and he slashed Seventh Brother like a pumpkin or meat. It made everyone sweat a lot, thinking that someone was going to die.

The two beauties paled even more, and they screamed together.

But this kind of seemingly crazy sword is actually tantamount to suicide and defeat. It is only effective for ordinary martial arts with silk and three-legged cats. Seventh Brother is the most proud disciple of Ziyang Zhenren. Is it because the bastard hacked and slashed haphazardly for a while, and he was able to hack to death?Seventh brother is not a pig head.

In the frantic attack like a storm, Seventh Brother, who deliberately played with him, jumped up and down, dodged and moved, as sensitive as a monkey and as smooth as a loach.Sometimes he shouted in mid-air, sometimes he used kung fu on the ground, making Er Dan flustered, and sometimes he neglected to turn behind Er Dan, causing him to miss the other.

When the clumsy Snake King Erdan in front of Seventh Brother was tired and panting, his hands and feet were weak, and he could no longer attack normally, just like Xiong Da and Xiong Er, standing there gasping for breath, he couldn't figure it out anyway. Under his crazy attack, why is the big Seventh Brother still intact and alive with his mother's laughing and swishing.

Hua Dan is almost illiterate and has no savvy. She relies on her natural physical fitness and practiced tough kung fu with her master in the mountains. How can she understand the mysteries and inscrutable ways of swordsmanship.

Although this guy was not convinced, he no longer had any ability to attack. He stood there in a daze, panting like a bellows.

At this time, the sturdy Seventh Brother raised his hand, and the seven chest hairs fluttered down from mid-air one after another. They were Erdan's chest hairs.

Everyone couldn't help laughing, especially Hua Dan, this kid looked like a damsel, shaking all over from laughing, "The flowers trembled wildly"!Myna, especially, quickly imitated Hua Dan's non-mainstream voice of "Super Girl" and laughed like crazy.

This man has a face and skin, and the Snake King Erdan has always been respected in the countryside. How could he have been ridiculed like this? He couldn't help getting up angrily, and stammered: "I'm not as good at swordsmanship as you, my mother!" Bibi boxing".

Everyone knew that Erdan would be even more humiliated if the competition continued, so the kind angel Yao Meier quickly comforted him and said: "He only knows how to play with a sword and a branch, but he is not good at boxing"!On the one hand, he reached out his hand to stop the furious Er Dan.

"That, that, let's play with snakes"!As he spoke, he opened his crooked mouth, and the rattlesnake went in through his crooked mouth, and then came out of his nose.

Not to mention, when it comes to playing with snakes, the Snake King Erdan is indeed "the number one and special" in the crowd, and the big man Seventh Brother is indeed the only one among the Seven Monsters who is super strong. Master who is afraid of snakes.

The so-called no one is perfect, and there is no God.

At this time, the angel Yaomeier showed her two beautiful dimples, and said with a smile: "It's still a bitch, even a poisonous snake is obedient."Then he turned around and looked at Seventh Brother and said, "Can you do it?"

Seventh brother laughed and said: "We can't do it"!

Angel Yaomei flicked her long hair, and said in a voice as sweet as a nightingale, "I declare that the game is over, a draw"!

This time, the bum huh, the unconvinced Erdan finally found some face.

At this time, the wise, generous and unfathomable Seventh Brother waved his hand and said: "Okay, my swordsmanship is not paper, and your snake play is not bad, it's okay! Let's stop here, the business is Rush to the tomb."

As soon as Brother Seven's words fell, when everyone was glad that the farce ended in comedy, the snake king bastard raised his hand unexpectedly, and the terrifying colorful rattlesnake shot at Brother Seven's left eye like an arrow.