Imperial Mausoleum Treasure

The sturdy seventh brother who said, "I have raised wolves and let tigers go, danced with orangutans, traveled south and north, split legs on big tree branches, drank water in ancient tombs, and kissed donkeys" , Ya smoked a big pipe, and said arrogantly: "Mother, quickly open this **** coffin for me"!

As soon as the words fell, the irritable monkey king baboon began to chatter, and everyone followed suit. At this time, no one would be lazy, even the fucking Huadan.

Unexpectedly, just after the big coffin was opened halfway, a strong black air suddenly emerged from inside. Everyone was surprised.

The seven monsters were amazed to see that the black gas pierced outward like a python, and where the black smoke passed, there was a strong smell of sulfur, like a snake demon performing witchcraft.

Just when everyone was in a daze, there was a bang, and the dispersed gas collided with the charcoal on Seventh Brother's pipe and ignited. In an instant, the fireball burst out and flew several feet away, and Seventh Brother suddenly became A burning man, with a raging fire burning all over his body.

The six monsters were shocked, and before they could react, they heard several tombs roaring one after another, the air was all on fire, and everyone was caught in a sea of ​​flames.

These tomb robbers couldn't avoid it, their whole bodies were on fire, and they quickly lay down on the ground and rolled over and over again like donkeys!All of a sudden, there was a lot of shouting in the tomb, everyone was in a hurry, some even jumped up and beat their bodies, dancing like demons for a while.

Only the seventh brother repeatedly suppressed the flames all over his body while rolling, and at the same time kept yelling: "Roll quickly, don't get up, how can the six monsters listen to it, they are rolling around in a hurry, jumping and clapping, like hell on earth .

The fire came and went quickly, and it took only about a minute before and after. It was hard to extinguish the flames. Everyone was naked, like smoked chickens that had been roasted for three days and three nights. Their bodies were black and their hair was burnt. , like the land master or the stove king grandma.

Although the six monsters are veterans of tomb robbers and have a first-class level of digging and treasure hunting, they have never encountered such a powerful fire coffin.

Especially the angel Yaomeier, her whole body of mouse clothes was almost burned, and her arms tightly protected her chest that had turned from white to black, otherwise she would have a good time and show all her points.

Seventh Brother took off the mouse clothes guiltily, Angel Yao Meier turned around and put them on, rolled up the trouser legs and sleeves, just like a Xiaodan singing an opera.

The seven monsters look at me, I look at you, they all look very embarrassed, only the seventh brother's appearance has not changed much, he just wears big pants like a modern boxer, wipes his face for the angel Yaomeier, and hugs him again After hugging this poor beauty, he couldn't help laughing.

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then they were infected by Seventh Brother's funny appearance, and they also laughed, like a group of lunatics from hell.

When everyone laughed along with Seventh Brother, Seventh Brother suddenly stopped smiling and said, "Why are you laughing? Hurry up and see what treasures are inside."

One sentence reminded everyone, Hulala surrounded the coffin, only to see a snow-white skeleton without arms lying in the coffin, everyone looked at each other for a long time, and then got rid of this armless skeleton with doubts. Come out and lift off the colored felt inside the coffin.

The burial objects here were beyond Qiwei's expectation, and they were dumbfounded and stared straight: there was an incomparably exquisite Qilu blood plate, a long beautiful jade ribbon, and a small golden Buddha of Xiangyun sitting cross-legged in meditation. The little golden flowers blooming in full bloom, the snow-white and graceful fairy daughter's silver mug, all are rare treasures of the Western Regions, which are rare.

With so many exquisite treasures, the seven monsters feel quite happy and cool!Forgetting the tragic fire and the remaining life in the sea of ​​fire just now, everyone smiled happily.

The more you search, the more exquisite the treasures are, everyone is overjoyed, especially Hua Dan, who is petty, greedy and lustful, thinking, so many treasures, hide one of them later, and keep it for a good friend. I don't want to wait on him to death.

Everyone gathered around this precious coffin, which was twice the size of an ordinary coffin, and hurriedly took out the treasure. The seven mouths had never been closed, which was much more effective than listening to cross talk and watching sketches when nothing happened.

I saw strange lights of orange red, tender green, golden yellow, emerald green, and faint blue in the coffin, as if modern neon lights were flickering non-stop. It was the strange lights of all kinds of treasures inside, reflecting the seven different faces .

Seventh Brother took out a bunch of crystal-clear, blue-and-purple emerald grapes. This bunch of grapes is made of golden branches, emerald green leaves, and agate carvings. Drops, just like the real ones, people can't wait to pick a few and throw them into their mouths to satisfy their cravings.

Then, what are the glass snow lotus bracelets that are more transparent than glass, the ganoderma lucidum jade pot, the shimmering golden cordyceps, the incomparably beautiful Jingesang flowers, the simple golden saffron, the beautiful golden yak horns, and the golden yak The tail is big and the whisk is very rare.

If it is sold in the inland capital, those old cultural relic dealers and old coffin ladles will not go crazy and pay for it, damn, you know.

While everyone was shopping for treasures, Er Hu Hu, the Snake King Er Dan, discovered a mysterious magic object used by an esoteric lama.

So Er Hu Hu, the snake king, Er Dan, asked Seventh Brother: "What is this?"

Seventh brother said: "This is used by the esoteric master."

Erdan asked again: "What is secret religion?"

Seventh brother said: "You can die if you don't ask me the fuck"?

Erdan said: "If you dare not tell me, I will quit the tomb robbery gang."

"Yehe", this kid dared to threaten Seventh Brother, it was too old to break ground, the mouse licked the cat's egg and didn't want to live, this uncompromising Seventh Brother even got his nose crooked, and said angrily: "You motherfucker One hundred times, without you, a rotten egg, wouldn't I be making trough cakes? "?

Unexpectedly, this sentence also offended Erdan, this servant shouted with red eyes, "If you dare to call my mother again, I will show you to death." Say it, turn around and run out.

In order to unite and cooperate, and to avoid any accidents with the two hundred and five, the angel Yaomeier quickly grabbed Erdan, winked at Seventh Brother, and said, "Just tell him what's wrong."

For the sake of the overall situation, Seventh Brother had no choice but to yell patiently: "Okay, I'll just tell this two hundred and five, and when I go back to Beijing, I won't be surprised if I don't let the lame Tailor Feng sew this **** mouth for him." .

Hearing the words, Er Dan, the Snake King, turned around and looked at Seventh Brother proudly. Seventh Brother held this mysterious secret teaching object and said angrily, "Remember, you idiot, secret teaching is also called Tandoori teaching , Tandoori means fertility. It inherits the thoughts and behaviors of the Hindu neutral force school-the indulgence school. Compared with other sects in Hinduism, the sex force school is a kind of action system, advocating the bliss and spirit of freedom relief.

This esoteric religion, it also seeks liberation, but not in the afterlife, but in "this life and this life", not only can it not forbid all kinds of enjoyment in the world, but also try its best to dig out all kinds of sensual entertainment, and have sex with "mountain gods" men and women, seeking pleasure A fun experience"...

Brother Qi hadn't finished speaking, Er Dan, the Snake King, touched the colorful rattlesnake's triangular head and laughed hysterically.Amidst the crazy laughter of the snake king, Hua Dan took the opportunity to sneak a pair of squinting mouse eyes at the swollen breasts of the angel Yaomeier...