Imperial Mausoleum Treasure

Speaking of which—today, exactly 110 four years ago, it was also a romantic Qixi Festival that was so beautiful that the green leaves in the morning were still rolling with crystal dewdrops!However, in broad daylight that day that year, there was no romantic love, and there were only horrors in Tibet!

I saw Huadan bent over with her body on her back, howling and screaming, the colorful rattlesnake was gliding out of his crotch, while spitting out fiery red snake letters, rattling. , Scared the already timid Huadan half to death.

Don't tell me, who the hell suddenly woke up from sleep, and suddenly a poisonous snake came out of his crotch, wouldn't he be scared to death? !Ninety percent of people with heart disease will still be out!

Everyone got up in a hurry, Seventh Brother dragged the Snake King Erdan up like luggage, glaring at Erdan's trowel face and poisonous snake eyes!The Snake King Er Dan carelessly rubbed his sleepy eyes, and Leng Er asked in a jerk, "What are you doing?"

"Sturdy Seventh Brother roared like thunder:" Damn bastard, did you instruct the rattlesnake to climb into Huadan's crotch?explain"

The Snake King Er Dan shook his long gourd head, pulled his long trowel face, tilted his mouth and said, "How could it be possible? I fell asleep a long time ago."

A venomous snake is neither a person nor a thing, it crawls by itself!Since there is not enough evidence to prove Erdan's sinister intentions, Brother Seven let go of the snake king Erdan and said, "It's best not possible, watch your snake, or I will wring your head off"!As he said that, Seventh Brother made a gesture like twisting an eggplant fiercely to show his intimidation.

The Snake King hurriedly shrunk his neck, put his right index finger into his crooked mouth, and blew a hooligan whistle with all his might, and the rattlesnake twisted its terrifying body horizontally and climbed up the Snake King's body. Then he erected his body, climbed up Erdan's neck, hovered there like a scaled dragon, and did not move at all.

Fortunately, this strange snake didn't mean to hurt Hua Dan, otherwise his "bezoar, dog treasure, gall bun, heirloom series of magical horses" would still be there?It would be strange if he didn't become a great eunuch who was wiped out by his fangs.

At this time, the poor Huadan turned her head dejectedly, tilted her cobblestone-like head, and stared blankly at the Snake King Erdan, looking pitiful. He, who is usually sharp-tongued, opened his mouth several times at this time. Once, after murmuring for a long time, I didn't dare to say anything in the end!I just feel the cold wind in the crotch is still numb...

Hua Dan, who was born as a cheater, realized that the snake king bastard had something to do with her, and she wasn't easy to mess with.

That's right, this tomb robbery team is composed of "players and bastards, ruffians and bums, two hundred and five, Taoist priests, butchers, murderers, robbers, cheaters, snake charmers and other multiple backgrounds", plus Goba and beauties. Which one is a fuel-efficient lamp?

The seventh brother who has always been bold and righteous, and was born as a Taoist priest, is a brave and resourceful man who goes astray and can catch all kinds of work. His eyes are like will-o'-the-wisps, and he looked at the snake king bastard meaningfully for a long time, and then looked up to the sky and laughed. Laughing makes people puzzled.

Then, Seventh Brother patted the Snake King Erdan on the shoulder condescendingly, and said generously to everyone: "Don't care whether his mother Snake King Erdan did it on purpose or not, this matter is over today, and we will still be brothers in life and death from now on." Sister, no one is allowed to mention the rattlesnake drilling the crotch again."

Regarding Seventh Brother's words, Hua Dan dared to be angry but did not dare to speak out, because he could not afford to provoke Seventh Brother and Snake King Erdan; but Erdan greatly appreciated Seventh Brother's behavior, and applauded agree.

Looking back now, looking at the history of tomb robbers throughout the ages, no matter how big or small in the team of tomb robbers, there are frequent infighting, even drawing swords to meet each other, and it is not uncommon to see hot and cold weapons in hand!

It's not uncommon for brothers to turn against each other, brothers to kill each other, and the spoils to be distributed unevenly.Seventh brother stopped an incident of internal strife, and even protected Erdan intentionally or unintentionally, why do you think this guy will be unhappy.

Now that the dispute started and was quelled, the "crotch insurance case" was quickly forgotten by everyone!Except Huadan of course.

Under the urging of Seventh Brother, everyone focused on packing up their gear, and led the little howler monkeys along the valley, and continued their journey westward in a meandering way.

Don't look at the calm on the surface at this time, who the hell knows what danger is waiting for them ahead!

When we reached the end of the valley, the mountain road became more and more difficult!Sometimes they need to climb the top of the mountain, sometimes they need to cross the flowing river, sometimes pass through the dangerous ice tower, sometimes pass the big hillside that may avalanche at any time, sometimes walk among the rocks, and sometimes walk along the dry riverbed, Stumbling on the pebbles under his feet, he walked forward.

This is the third pole in the world, with snowy mountains and deep mountains!The snowmelt birthplace of the world's largest river!But there are no traffic lights, cameras, sidewalks and zebra crossings in mainland cities today, so walking is much slower than in Beijing.

Seventh brother looked back at everyone, and then said loudly: "I'll go ahead to explore the road and see where the road is easy to go"!After finishing speaking, he blinked at the angel Yaomei, then performed the Land Soaring Technique and the Lightness Kungfu Lifting Technique, and soon disappeared.

It's just "so many tomb robberies in my heart, full of phantoms, turning into a peerless beauty, just like going to the moon on Dongshan Mountain, displaying lightness kung fu to fight the vanguard."

After walking about three miles on the mountain road, everyone saw that the sturdy and handsome seventh brother, with a smile as warm as the sun and as bright as stars, was holding a bright saffron in his left hand and a dazzling wild rose in his right. Standing on the side of the road On the big rock, wave your hands vigorously!

Seventh brother is such an unexpected, unique and awesome man!

Yao Meier, who is like an angel, and Dolma, who is like a fairy, immediately realized that today is Qixi Qiqiao Festival!A great day for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl to meet.

Er Dan curled his lips, and scoffed at Seventh Brother's "petty bourgeoisie" sentiment, thinking that this guy was just full of roast pig and badger meat, and his idle egg hurts and got nervous.

This bastard is very thick, a strange guy with no culture, and he doesn't know anything about Chinese Valentine's Day and love. He only knows that sometimes when he meets a woman, the big spitting thing in his crotch will yell anxiously. Houhoudi swelled rapidly, and he was quite suffocated, and then as long as he had money, he would go to the kiln in Yanhualiu Lane to urgently relieve the pain in his lower body, looking for the happy feeling of dying.

In a word, the crooked snake king bastard who had no mother since childhood, only knows about the lower body.

When everyone approached Seventh Brother, Seventh Brother jumped down like a rabbit, handed the saffron to the fairy-like Dolma girl, then walked up to the angel Yaomeier, and handed her the bright red wild rose.

Yaomeier noticed that the fiery red wild roses were in full bloom!

Then, Seventh Brother, like Liu Qian from Taiwan doing magic in the Spring Festival Gala today, took out two wild long cabbage melons from his arms and handed them to the two beauties!

This vegetable melon is the fruit of Cucurbitaceae Yueguadi. It is cute and long cylindrical, with smooth and tender skin, long and beautiful stripes, green.Take a bite, the juice is juicy, the texture is crisp, the meat is thick and delicious, the flesh is sweet, and the taste is refreshing. It is an excellent summer fruit and vegetable.

The two beauties held flowers in their hands, and they were eating the refreshing and crunchy vegetables and melons, with charming smiles on their faces.But one is a happy smile, and the other is a smile of loss and infinite confusion.

That night, on the top of the high west mountain, a bright and clear moon rose, and the beautiful and intoxicating face of the angel Yaomeier rippling in Brother Qi's heart like waves and drums. "

Everyone lay down on the grass in disarray, but Seventh Brother and Angel Yaomeier hid on the flat grass at the corner of the mountain next to them. On a night where the clouds were breezy and the moon was like water, love began to swirl on the tip of their tongues. ...

With the undressing under the moon, the beautiful angel Yaomeier is like a fish, her smooth and white body reveals a belly button like a yin and yang fish. Shuang Wai Wai pouted, and started the foreplay and passionate drama.

Angel Yaomeier's dense nest is like a horse pole, which tightly traps Seventh Brother's family heirloom, and also traps this mighty man like a wild horse. Seventh Brother, started a violent piston sprint, Angel Yaomei The son delicately felt the power and dizziness of the "Assassin of Love".

The dry firewood and the raging fire were intertwined immediately, and on the green grassland with complex and changeable climate and snow-capped mountains, they began to burn crazily, lingering and frenzied.

Damn, it's all caused by love and hormones. The two turned into a hot sea of ​​flames, and both fell into the swamp of love.

Even the amorous fireflies are shining with pale green fluorescence, entrusting their love with shining night lights, wandering around like elves in the snowy mountains!

Well!Lovers all over the world understand the romance of tomb robbers and the night of sex in the mountains!Tut tut!

That night!The five monsters and Qi Mige fell into a deep sleep like dead pigs, only the girl Dolma, who was just in love, tossed and baked "the so-called green onion pancake". This fairy-like girl had no sleep all night!

tomorrow!Who the hell knows what's going to happen in the next minute of Tomb Raider?Close your tired eyes like a bird, this series of tomorrows will be full of bloody life and death!

Ancient tombs and treasures are always accompanied by deadly dangers and bloody killings!Hey, storytelling is swollen mother-in-law and mother-in-law, how can there be blood in the tomb hunt...