Imperial Mausoleum Treasure

Returning to the old nest of tomb robbers in Duofoli Hutong, Wangfujing, Beijing, the overworked seven tomb robbers thoroughly washed away the dust and dust of tomb robbers, and took a big rest.

At the same time, under the care and feeding of the handsome seventh brother, and under the careful healing of the angel Yaomeier, the injured monkey's hair loss, inflammation and festering wound quickly recovered, and it completely regained its vitality and health, purring every day With a pair of sparkling big black eyes, Zhu'er has become very cute, and has been inseparable from Seventh Brother since then, almost becoming the third child between Seventh Brother and the angel Yaomeier.

At the same time, except for the magical emerald fairy daughter, they sold several treasures obtained from tomb robbery through old relationships, the underground black market, and individual foreign missionaries who peddled dog meat, and obtained several 10 taels of white. Huahua's snowflake silver is equivalent to hundreds of millions of RMB today.

That cute little monkey squatted on Seventh Brother's shoulder to play every day, probably regarded Seventh Brother's shoulder as a branch of Mangshan Mountain!

The handsome and elegant Seventh Brother, in the late sunny period when the streets are full of robes and jackets, wears suits and leather shoes every day, wears a white peaked cap, but squats a small pocket monkey on his shoulder, becoming a strange foreign scenery in Wangfujing area.

As soon as he walked down the street with the angel Yaomeier, people he knew would nod and bow and say with a flattering smile, "Master Qi, where did you buy this monkey? It looks so clever."

Often as soon as the other party finishes speaking, the clever little monkey grabs the cigarette bag and pot from the other person's mouth like lightning, and holds it in his own mouth like a monkey, imitating other people's puffing and smoking, only to make it hiss and suck his mouth. The continuous sneezing and yawning caused familiar and unfamiliar passers-by to laugh and laugh, leaning forward and backward, all laughing.

Because this little monkey always makes the old Beijingers in Wangfujing laugh and laugh, so all the young and old gave it a famous name——Hip-Hop Monkey. The owner, Brother Seven, is very satisfied with this name.

During the rest period in Beijing's old nest, the five monsters often go to taverns and tea shops, the red-light district of Bada Hutong, stroll around brothels, drink tea, have a little wine, order snacks, soak in the water, and gamble What a god, even if you lose, you don't care!All of them are uncles, very generous, and are very respected by old Beijingers in Wangfujing area.

In a word, if you have money, in the turbulent late Qing Dynasty, in the Kyoto Prefecture at the foot of the emperor, if you have money, you are a respected uncle!

After the daring girls get rich, the scenery is very pleasant!No wonder they are not afraid of death for the sake of treasure, and it is no wonder that tomb robbers have emerged in endlessly since ancient times.

There is only the handsome Seventh Brother, and the fairy-like angel Yaomeier, who always leads the hip-hop monkey when they have nothing to do.

After returning home, Seventh Brother watched Yao Meier, who likes Danqing, scribble and draw a picture. When they were happy, they did a few tricks in the yard. After eating and drinking, they hugged and kissed each other. A man and a green woman, upside down a Luan and a phoenix, but the gods are at ease.

However, Hua Dan, who has always had yin deficiency and yang deficiency and loves to bite her tongue when eating, has become a little impotent due to excessive indulgence!It's really "asking how much sorrow you can have, just like a eunuch going to a brothel"!

Ya refused to go out with the four monsters to find flowers and ask willows every day under the premise that eating aphrodisiac pills was not very effective, and began to sleep with her neck on her neck during the day, and got up in the middle of the night to play the game of watching the sky at night, my child, It would be terrible if this man made a fool of himself.

It is said that Seventh Brother lived on Wudang Mountain for 11 years, and grew up with Ziyang Zhenren. The teacher of the Eight Classics was taught by Ziyang Zhenren to practice Taoism, so he was proficient in divination, Taoism, astrology and Qimen Dunjia, etc. !

And this Ziyang real person is indeed the 32nd generation disciple of Li Chunfeng, an expert in astrology in the Tang Dynasty, and Li Chunfeng is also a student of Yuan Tiangang, a famous astronomer in the Tang Dynasty. Passing the cemetery...

But what about the neurotic Hua Dan?Ya learned it from Ziyang Zhenren's Gaotu Seventh Brother, but it's just superficial.

Because of impotence, especially not being able to have fun at night, I have nothing to do!How dare you play the unique skill of watching the sky at night alone, and then deceive the crowd with false rumors to vent your personal anger!It's really fucking weird, the Seven Tomb Raiders, one is more fucking weird than the other.

No, in the middle of the night, after all the five monsters sleeping in the Datong bunk lay down, the rattlesnake, the king of snakes, began to compete with the hip-hop monkeys in the house, spitting out fiery red snake letters to "bite people" to deceive life!

But the young and clever hip-hop monkey is not afraid of this beast. Its flexible claws, coupled with its natural agility, constantly flirts with the poisonous snake in turn.

At this time, when Huadan wakes up or is pretending to be asleep at all, Ya sneaks up quietly, wears a zipper, and walks to the center of the courtyard outside the door, sitting cross-legged and watching the stars.

But seeing the sky full of stars: twinkling and twinkling, the sky is full of small stars, plus he is drunk every day, it is difficult for him to be really sober, his eyes are dazzled, and sometimes there are stars in his eyes.

In the moonlight like water, it is the "silver candle autumn light cold painting screen, light fan fluttering fireflies, the sky is as cool as water at night, sit and watch the Altair and Vega," take a look, the sky is filled with fireflies, and there are still stars in the yard The firefly, this kid really started to watch the sky independently at night, he really thought he was Yuan Tiangang or Li Chunfeng in the Tang Dynasty, Wanqing Ziyang real person and the Seventh Brother series.

You are like the constellation Ursa Major, Ursa Minor, Cancer, Aries, Aquila, Ophiuchus, Unicorn, Orion, Cetus in the night sky. The guy looked like a ballet, and finally completely lost his mind."

This kid's pebble-like little head seems to be several times bigger than the stars. Once he gets tired of watching, he will lie on his back on the reed mat, hold his little head, and continue to study the astronomical phenomenon.

Occasionally, there would be a dazzling shooting star, pulling its beautiful long tail, across the deep night, and he would be ecstatic, running around in the yard and shouting, until all the six monsters were woken up, and he stuck his head out of the window, cursing Hua Dan and him. Eight generations of ancestors.

During the daytime, he would still pester Seventh Brother, talking about his brilliant achievements in night observation of the sky, and threatening that after seven or seventy-nine days, they would go northward for three consecutive days, and there would definitely be a mausoleum-level monster in that place. The tomb appears, and so on...

Seventh brother knew that this kid had gone mad when he was practicing Qigong at the age of 19, and now he must be possessed by Ye Guantianxiang, which really made Seventh brother feel quite painful.

Moreover, ever since the mysterious mummy in the bowl tomb was excavated, he found that this kid was muttering and talking to himself all day long, as if under the mummy's spell...

Finally, the incomparably handsome Seventh Brother was annoyed by the girly Huadan!In order to wake him up completely, Seventh Brother decided to go out in person and accompany him to watch the sky at night, wanting to tease and tease this kid a lesson.

After dinner the next day, the five monsters sat around the mat. Seventh Brother, who had a white skull on his waist, and Huadan sat in the center, meditating side by side to watch the stars, and began a dramatic night sky watching.

Don't look at Hua Dan who has never been a scholar, not even a child. Naturally, her education is not high, but she is still short-sighted and doesn't like wearing glasses.At this time, a firefly flew high above the courtyard, it was still very bright in the dark, Hua Dan shouted: "Meteor."

Seventh brother immediately roared like thunder: "Damn it, that's a firefly!"

At this time, the other five monsters all felt extremely painful, unable to calm down anymore, they couldn't help but stared at each other speechlessly in the courtyard, laughed loudly, scolded Hua Dan for pretending to be a ghost, and calling her a moth is a psychopath.

But Hua Dan didn't care about this, and continued to stretch her cobblestone-like head, and continued to watch the sky at night with full confidence, looking up at the beautiful and magical night sky, not caring about other people's headaches or egg pains.

Seventh Brother held his temper, pointed to the brightest Polaris in the north, and said handsomely and stylishly: "Boy! Look, this is the Polaris! Ya will never move in the north.

If you can’t find the north at night in the swaying cemetery, once the Polaris and any other stars are identified, the entire starry sky can be completely identified through the relative positions of the stars!understand?You big idiot! "

As for Hua Dan, he actually dismissed it and was very unconvinced. He thought that he was better than blue, and he thought it was nothing unusual to watch the sky!But relying on pure aura, he didn't bother to remember "the names of the stars and the seats that made his head spin".

In fact, for the sake of memory, the great ancestors often used the extended spoon handle of the Big Dipper to find the big horn of Bootes - the constellation Bootes.

In different seasons, the ancients could also use other prominent features in the starry sky to locate: such as the bright Orion that can pass through in winter, and easily find Canis Major and Canis Minor.

In autumn, a master like Ziyang, the master of the world—Seventh Brother, can find Andromeda, Perseus, etc. through the autumn quadrilateral of Pegasus.

At this time, it is the summer that makes the Seven Tomb Raiders sweat all over their faces, and the big triangle is the easiest feature to find in the summer starry sky. At this time, Brother Qi can easily find the constellations like Cygnus, Lyra, and Cygnus through this specific reference. Eagle, Scorpio, etc...

And can judge the weather based on the stars, colors, clouds, etc... without using the modern Hubble telescope at all.

Just as he was observing the sky and patiently explaining it to Hua Dan, who was conceited and conceited, Hua Dan gradually became a little fascinated by what he was listening to, but that clever hip-hop monkey abandoned the midnight fight with the rattlesnake, quietly slipped out of the house, and crawled to Brother Seven. On the thick shoulders, I also imitate the master's appearance, looking up at the sky at night...

Suddenly, a burning meteor from the southwest direction streaked across the sky, dragging its long and beautiful tail, emitting a dazzling light!

Brother Seven, who was both good and evil, stopped talking immediately, and signaled everyone not to make any noise, and everything was quiet.

The giggling six monsters were taken aback for a moment, and then!Seeing Brother Seven, the headman, lying on his back on the mat with a serious face!Looking at the stars in the night sky, I can't take my eyes off it.

Beside his tiger-backed and wolf-like waist, there is still that piece of white skull of unknown origin drooping, under the moonlight like silver and water, it is shining with a strange white light of death...