Imperial Mausoleum Treasure

The sturdy Seventh Brother is optimistic by nature, and quickly wiped away his tears. The sadness has long since disappeared. How can this unfathomable young man let the five monsters see his occasional fragile tears and deep-seated sadness? Then you won't be laughed out of your teeth by these guys.

Besides, the five monsters don't believe in tears, these guys only believe in gold and silver treasures and lower body doctrine.

The three-masted boat had no tree branches and branches, so they picked up the bear meat with knives and roasted it on the fire. The roasted bear meat was dripping with oil, and they couldn't help but laugh.

Don't tell me, although these guys have traveled all over the world and traveled all over the white mountains and black waters, they are well-informed. They have eaten delicious and spicy food, and tasted a lot of wild delicacies, but it is Mu Jie who has eaten bear meat , this kind of giant beast at the top of the food chain, how can it be easily eaten by humans.

In about a few bags of cigarettes, four pieces of meat were roasted in one stove. The smell of bear meat was already wafting on the boat, and the fragrant golden retriever sneezed!Seventh Brother cut off a piece of meat with a knife and handed it to the golden retriever. As soon as the golden retriever stuck out its tongue, the piece of roast meat entered its mouth, almost without stopping, and went straight into the dog's belly!

Poor dogs, never know the benefits of chewing and swallowing slowly, they always swallow whole.

The golden retriever squinted, pulsating like quicksilver, licking its upper lip and black, oily and sensitive nose with its moist red tongue, and wagging its big fluffy tail, expressing its fucking desire to eat a piece!Have a good time and relieve your greed.

Brother Qi smiled and picked up the barbecue with a knife, dangling it in front of it, but finally handed it to the angel Yaomeier.The angel Yaomeier took it and tasted it with a small mouth. The texture of the meat is slightly thick and fibrous, but the taste is extremely fragrant, soft and chewy, and it is chewy.

The burner of the Yukon-style stove is not too big, so it can only roast four bear meats at a time. Seventh brother and Xuedizi have a high style, holding four knives in four hands, and four bright red tender bear meats are picked up on the knives, turning over and over again. Keep grilling for everyone.

The impetuous monkey king baboon looked like a reincarnated starved ghost, he munched and swallowed, and quickly swallowed a piece of barbecue meat that weighed more than half a catty. His eating appearance was very similar to that of the leader of the gang of beggars.

When the second round of the four big strips of roasted meat is cooked, the grilled meat is more authentic, and the color is yellow and brownish red. It tastes crispy, tender, fragrant but not greasy. , It's really a fairy taste.

I roasted [-] bears in a row, four per person, and ate two catties of bear meat per person on average. It was very enjoyable!The golden retriever also happily ate two strips, contentedly nestled next to the Yukon-style stove to keep warm, wagging its tail from time to time, half-closed its eyes, it seemed that this animal was quite content.

These guys are not afraid of the sky and the earth. They often use the ground as a bed, robbing tombs everywhere, having picnics, eating barbecue, and drinking spirits, but they also enjoy it.It's really his mother's "the taste of barbecue in severe winter is delicious, and the front of the big wine tank is surrounded. The fire is the most suitable for tenderness, and the snow is so drunk that you burn the knife."

A few hours later, the fire-like alcohol went down, and the biting cold winter sea breeze blew on the face and passed over the ears, as if cut by a knife, everyone began to shiver, their faces were flushed from the cold, and they breathed white , The nose also began to ache, sour and swollen.

Looking at the smoky blue sea, Huadan stomped her feet and shouted in her mother's duck voice: "The north wind blows, it's cold, it's so cold that the second child is red, which bitch has a heart!" Okay, help our men to warm up **, ah! Help our men to warm up **"!

His sissy tone, duck-like voice, and slick sex like that made the four monsters couldn't help laughing.

Angel Yaomeier kept silent, these men are such virtues, what can she do!Brother Qi on the other side said with a smile because he was in front of the angel Yaomeier: "Damn it, would you fucking say something different"?

The yin and yang Hua Dan immediately put on a look of "I am annoying" and stopped talking!Hehe, in fact, apart from Seventh Brother and Angel Yaomeier, these rich-style tomb robbers only have this fun. The way to rob the tomb is full of death and crisis. You can't play with women, and you can't let a few crazy words go too far addiction.

Seventh brother is accompanied by the angel Yaomeier 24 hours a day, 360 days a year, so naturally he can't spoil everyone's interest too much. If the angel Yaomeier is not on the side, this guy is also very good at talking about dirty jokes of.

On the way home, the wind was smooth, the three-masted ship was full of sails, and the best route was taken all the way, crossing the vast Bering Sea, crossing the deep Bering Strait, setting foot on Anadyr, the vast land of Tsarist Russia, passing through Yakutsk, Arkansas Dan, bypassing the deep Lake Baikal, passing through Outer Mongolia and Inner Mongolia, returned to the old Beijing after a long absence.

When they passed through Tsarist Russia, they put on sweat-blooded BMWs, bought a big Russian-style carriage to put on, and brought back a lot of Russian delicacies, and even brought back a pair of snow-white Samoyed dogs!

This kind of dog is one of the three famous sled dogs in the world. It is as good at pulling sleds as the Alaskan sled dog.

And the snow-white and beautiful Samoyed is the only dog ​​in the world that can laugh.

When they returned to Crotch Lane in a carriage, many neighbors thought they had returned from a big business, and greeted them with big smiles to curry favor with these so-called big businessmen.”

Grandma Qiao and his 60-year-old brother, who had shaved gourds and gourds, had already opened the door like the ears of the wind. They bowed humblely on one side and stood on both sides of the door with smiles, welcoming them home in triumph.

As soon as he entered the courtyard, the golden retriever and a pair of snow-white Samoyeds started running wildly in the courtyard, chasing and fighting non-stop.

Moreover, the Golden Retriever led the two of them to urinate along the eaves in the yard and marked them non-stop, indicating that they had successfully occupied this territory and that no other strange dogs were allowed to enter without authorization, otherwise they would be at their own risk.

Seventh brother, since he was a child, has liked Tsarist Russians, this ancient and magical country and culture, and his western food.

As soon as this guy got home, he and the six monsters carried the gold, silver and jewelry into the secret room and locked them, then put a small mahogany table on the kang, unloaded food and drink from the box on the car, and let Granny Qiao do what she had to do. Do it, it should be hot.

This guy wants to take the wind and wash away the dust for themselves, wash off the dust and the tiredness of the boat!He couldn't wait, he wanted to have a Russian-style meal at home.

Soon, what should be cooled, what should be hot, what should be done, the authentic and authentic Russian delicious stuffed pies, green pickles, steaming coffee, all were eaten by Grandma Qiao and his strong old brother. put up.

In addition, there are "five leaders" of Russian food on the table: that is, big bar, milk, potatoes, cheese and sausages with Russian characteristics; there are also "four kings": native Russian cabbage, onion, Carrots and beets.

Finally, the "Three Musketeers" were served: that is, special black bread, strong vodka, and fairy-tasting caviar. These dishes are served on a large plate with a diameter of one foot, which is exactly the same as the boldness of the Russians, and they are always large and affordable , the oil is rich and flavorful, with a Cossack-like roughness and pride, which is just right for the appetite and temper of the seven monsters, especially the seventh brother among them.

"Haha, it's time to eat, eat"!Seventh Brother was talking, so he picked up a large piece of bar, and scooped up a spoon with a small spoon-caviar marinated from the red roe of salmon, and spread it red on the big bar.

The angel Yaomeier took the Da Lie Bar with a smile, and took a light bite. The combination of the fragrant taste of caviar and the soft and delicious Da Lie Bar made her eyes smile into two slits.

Caviar spread on the bar is really much better than our scallion flatbread dipping sauce. This expensive and delicious caviar has always been a boutique in Russian food, and it is only available in some high-end gourmet restaurants. Yes, and it's his mother's Lunke selling.

In many big hotel banquets, caviar is placed in a special exquisite crystal glass container, which is crystal clear. It is a limited edition. It is as precious as spaghetti. It is not the amount that is eaten, but the taste.

"Come on, brothers, although they lost some toes, they all came back alive. We guys drank this cup of shock." As he said, Brother Seven picked up the high-strength vodka and drank it all in one gulp. .

The six monsters also raised their heads, and the wine flowed down the throat and into the stomach, warming the internal organs like a flame, which was quite enjoyable and comfortable.

A table of salads of various flavors, Russian-style smoked chicken sausages, and kebabs, all of which are greasy, rich in taste, and full of sweet, sour, salty, and spicy!However, this is suitable for the seven monsters who were born in martial arts and tomb robbers. They are all guys with heavy tastes.

The seven monsters ate big dishes with caviar or foie gras, big chunks of red beef stew, braised chicken in butter, and drank vodka that was as exciting as fire. Wang Baboon's words are a swear word to represent: "** his uncle's".

After the girls had drunk three rounds of food and tasted five flavors, Grandma Qiao bent down again to bring up the pickled cucumbers and cold sour fish on the plate.According to Seventh Brother's instructions, he made Moscow red soup for them.

Although Grandma Qiao is a typical Chinese-style old woman who has never eaten or cooked or seen Western food, this old woman claims to have been a chef when she was young, and she is indeed good at cooking.

She used the Russian raw and cooked vegetables brought back by Seventh Brother, and the dishes and soups she made according to the cooking method Seventh Brother heard, really had a fucking foreign devil taste. In short, these guys eat and drink very well.

When the five monsters are full of food, drunk, sweating, mouth full of oil, cursing mothers in their mouths full of alcohol, talking dirty and running around, little girls, belching and belching, Stretching, picking his teeth and yawning, Seventh Brother drove them all back to his room.

Only the angel Yaomeier with a peachy face, two dimples, and two blushing cheeks remained.

Seventh Brother brought the leftovers to the table and tidied up the kang. The top of the kang was already warmed by Granny Qiao with wheat straw, which was much more comfortable than today's electric blankets.

The two undressed for love, and took off their clothes in a few strokes, naked like two flounder, got into the bed naked, hugged each other tightly, feeling smooth and warm.

At this time, the sturdy Seventh Brother had a gentle face and a secretive smile. Suddenly, like a magic trick, there was a round-headed, extremely beautiful colorful doll in his hand.

"What's this"?Angel Yaomeier asked in surprise under the quilt.

Seventh Brother giggled, and pulled out another beautiful doll that was one size smaller from the doll with his other hand!Just as the angel Yaomeier was surprised, Seventh Brother pulled out the third and the fourth... A total of eight colorful and colorful dolls were pulled out. They were very beautiful and exactly the same, except that one was smaller than the other.

Seventh Brother giggled like a naughty child, pulled out a cute colorful doll under the blanket, and placed it in a row between the two of them!Then mysteriously said: "Baby, this is a Russian nesting doll"!

At this time, the half-drunk Huadan outside the window was quietly listening to the room with the seven-point drunk Snake King Erdan. They guessed that Brother Qi must really want to have tofu with the angel Yaomeier - turn off the light and open the door Make a little one.

At ten o'clock in the night, it is a great time for men and women to love fish and water, and the dragonfly touches the water to pass flowers and pollinate. Seventh Brother "turned on the horse, covered Angel Yaomeier's big tits with a big slap, and slowly rubbed them, then The big slap is covered on the elastic and soft boobs, which looks like a beef pancake...