This is not a metaphor and joke by the way, but a real person and a real story recorded in historical records!The ancient book "Mei Pu Yu Tan" said: "The customs of modern times are evil, and men and women are shameless. There are many prostitutes outside the imperial city, and the singing and dancing are chaotic; the ordinary people in the outer city are struggling to survive...the grand sight! There are historical evidences and detailed records. They are all true reproductions of the ancient "Flying Swallows".

Not to mention, even the famous great poet Du Mu, who we have always been familiar with, also wrote a poem specifically: "The wine shop in the down and out rivers and lakes, the slender waist of Chu is in the palm of love. A dream of Yangzhou in ten years, won the honor of the brothel. "Look, the power of beauty is infinite, enough to make people disregard their own lives, even if they are in a brothel, they will be romantic even if they are ghosts.

I still remember that in ancient times, there was a great writer named Wen Tingyun who also liked to play with flying swallows in Yangzhou brothels. He got carried away for a while and violated the night ban stipulated by the law at that time. His nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his face was full of flowers.

This story has been widely spread, which is even more powerful than today's human flesh search!Because Wen Tingyun was a famous poet among literati at that time!This incident became a big scandal among the literary scholars at that time, and it was often used as a joke by later generations of scholars, and it has been passed down to this day.

Especially at the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, there was a romantic scholar named Zhou Bangyan. This dude was named Meicheng, and his nickname was Halal Lay, because he was very proficient in rhythm and good at composing lyrics.Compared with today's Daolang and Wangfeng series, everything is nothing to worry about.

Anyway!This guy is well-known in the society of the Song Dynasty, and the songs he composed are all sung in the streets and alleys. If he is alive today, the copyright or record sales of this guy are amazing. Hang out in a nightclub.

This guy was not too young at the time, he was quite old, and he probably had a series of grandchildren, but he still had one of his greatest hobbies—that is, he liked to hang out in brothels and engage in romantic affairs.

One time, this guy was so dishonest that he and Emperor Song Huizong, who also liked to play brothels at that time, were about to meet outside the house of Li Shishi, a famous prostitute in Bianjing, my boy!

At that time, Zhou Bangyan's old boy's shoes were so frightened that his face was ashen and bloodless!He quickly hid under the bed, not daring to breathe, lying under the cold bed like a Weddell seal, listening to the weird trembling and creaking of the gums above his head, and dared not move.

His famous "Youth Tour" that has been handed down to this day!It was the one who satirized the romantic emperor Song Huizong!That was after Song Huizong left after satisfying his wishes, he quietly crawled out from under the bed to bid farewell to Li Shishi!Written after escaping home.

The famous people with famous names and surnames mentioned above are all loyal fans of Qun Feiyan!This is not counting those rich and unknown rich and local tyrants, and the Ximen high official series who ruined Pan Jinlian'er's family, and also splashed his mother's blood on the mandarin duck building and died unexpectedly.

Just as the ancients said, "Scholar-bureaucrats want to maintain wealth forever, and they have taboos, especially the death of death. They are addicted to sensuality and unwilling to extricate themselves, and they have nothing to avoid."

The flirtatious five monsters play in the Chunfengdu brothel day and night. Only the seventh brother is only loyal to the good lady, the angel Yaomeier, and they are not in the same class as them.

Although the four senior prostitutes are only in their 20s, they have been receiving customers since they were sixteen or seventeen years old. They have rich experience and professional accumulation. The kung fu they practiced on the bed is super cool, and they are not fools. Just kidding.

As the saying goes: "Small fart bowls don't stick to teeth, old fart bowls don't slip"!These four first-class prostitutes in Chunfengdu usually do a lot of exercises such as tucking in the abdomen and lifting the buttocks, lifting the anus and clamping wax to exercise the sphincter muscles.

Of course, the purpose of the girls is not to make you frown, but to make you smile and be elated!

Huaxin's Hua Dan was lying on the bed, holding a snake spear that was several inches long. She was sat down a few times by this one, bumped by that one like riding a horse for a while, and then pushed back for a long time by the next one.The fourth prostitute is Yikouxian. This guy has a good tongue.

When she ate the one Buddha that Huadan ate and the two Buddhas ascended to heaven, she blurted out in time and pinched the acupoints of Huadan's lower body.

Immediately afterwards, Yikouxian rode up with his back turned to him, and Zhang Guolao rode upside down, and sat down with a puff, Huadan opened his mouth like a chicken tip, feeling like he had entered the strange hole of Pansi.

This little woman is like a dead tree with intertwined roots, tightly engulfing Huadan's heirloom, like a lady riding a galloping horse on his body, frantically bumping non-stop.

The only thing left is for the two of them to really fly together, and fly together!Open your mouth and roll your eyes, that expression, tsk tsk, really cartoon!

A fresh bite is a high-class prostitute who plays with countless men. She guessed that Hua Dan was going to die, so she pulled out her buttocks, turned around like a python, wriggling and entangled Hua Dan.

Stretch out the bright red soft little tongue and tighten it, insert it straight into his mouth and stir it, just like his mother stirs fresh dumpling stuffing during the Chinese New Year, making Hua Dan a mess.

The two kissed eagerly, and the other three prostitutes sucked the two Tai Chi balls in his crotch, licking his bulging stick endlessly with their mouths, one gave him a sexual massage, and put Hua Dan was desperate to die, lying on the big bed like a boar at the mercy of others.

These prostitutes are all professional professionals. Although many of them are poor and forced to live here, there are also those who are lazy and greedy for money.

Just imagine lying here, besides having men come to satisfy their desires for free every day, they also throw a lot of money on the bed.

These four prostitutes voluntarily sell themselves and come here to enjoy the money earned by men. If you are interested in sex, you will have sex. If you have sex, you will be motivated. If you are motivated, you will study actual combat. If you study actual combat, you will improve and improve. Master"!

To put it bluntly, these four young and experienced prostitutes are not ordinary people. They are veterans in the sex industry. They can not only empty your pockets, but also empty your body. When you lose your money, they will be finished soon , They replaced some men, anyway, there are a lot of prostitute men here.

The so-called twenty-eight delicate women with a body like a crisp, beheading a foolish man with a sword at the waist, not seeing the head off in the open, and teaching the emperor's bone marrow in secret... It is a matter of boundless indulgence!

At this time, Hua Dan, who was thin but muscular, was fascinated by the extreme happiness and said: "Whoever makes me most comfortable, I will reward him with 100 taels of silver in a short while"!

As soon as the words fell, the four prostitutes blew up the camp, 100 taels of silver, that's a lot of money!In addition to getting the prostitution money he should have, there is still a whole hundred silver to earn, which is really a good deal.

So they all scrambled to be the first to use their housekeeping stunts, like a group of she-wolves in heat, catching the head to play with the head, catching the hand to play with the hand, and catching the second to serve the second, all wanting to be in this competition. Win and get the big bucks.

Especially by catching a fresh bite of Huadan's baby, she will firmly occupy Huadan's iconic building and will not let go, and use the incomparable incomparable mouth skills to cook for Huadan at its peak. The red tongue that makes various shapes and difficult movements can even lick the tip of his own nose.

This young and senior prostitute who is superb in bed, uses different professional skills to eat a Huadan's cunt, licks and sucks it to the bones, and screams like a swan, as if she is about to die.

It seems that this Chunfengdu brothel!The name of Yikouxian is not for nothing, no matter how awesome you are, as long as she is bad and wants to tease you, you will throw away your helmet and armor within 1 minute, and feel like a river bursting its embankment. It is indeed unstoppable. Resistable.

No matter how weak the baby is, she first presses the acupuncture points in your perineum with her fingers, and then she moves with her mouth. The customers all have a feeling of bursting and venting!If she wants to keep you for a long time, you will not be able to reach the peak without more than half an hour.

The unique skill of a fresh mouthful makes the old clients unforgettable when they look back, and they die again and again, while the new clients always come here because of the reputation, but in the end they return satisfied, thinking about the next time.

As the saying goes, don't be afraid of being big, but be afraid of being slender. Hua Dan is 1.7 meters tall and not too tall, but she is not fat, but her little brother is thin and long.

The extremely domineering mouthful took Hua Dan's little brother, and when he was tired from licking, he would sit on it, and the fat white butt would be overwhelmed on it, trying his best to squeeze Hua Dan into "I can't live, I want to die" cannot"!

In fact, not to mention that Huadan's penis is different from everyone else's, even the shape of the penis in the animal kingdom is also different, especially the shape of the tip is very different.

The penis like a horse is thicker, in the form of a cylinder with slightly flattened sides; the penis of cattle and sheep is thinner, forming a standard "S" shape behind the egg bun; Fat pig - the penis is also very thin, but instead forms an "S" shape in front of the scrotum.

As for many marsupials, except for the two largest Australian kangaroos, they all have a bifurcated penis (that is, it is divided into two columns at the end of the penis. You see, there are so many wonders in the world, this is really fucking amazing very).

As for the whale’s little brother—it’s better to say the big brother is more appropriate. It goes without saying how big it is. The essence that he spews out at one time is hundreds of gallons...

Then, Hua Dan, who was lying in the Chunfengdu brothel, was finally burnt by a mouthful of this little bitch's tossing **, and became sexual for a while!Turn over and put the little girl under your body.

I don't care about the series of simple tastes, three shallow ones, one deep one, or the series of simple ones, just keep raising and smashing, wild and vigorous movements, like a violent storm! ** A mouthful of freshness under the crotch.

Hua Dan, who was already ready to go, already full of wind and rain, suddenly felt like the reservoir in his body was full after the rain, and the sluice flooded out like a flood. The prostitute took a sip of fresh food, but kept bumping and swaying like leaves in a storm, the two of them were yelling loudly!Enter the peak of crazy happiness together...

Then!Huadan is like a deflated dead mouse, lying softly on a mouthful of fresh snow-white ketone body, closing her eyes and motionless, enjoying the peaceful fairyland after the storm, satisfied and comfortable.

"I want to give you an extra 100 taels of silver"!Hua Dan lay beside the fresh ear, murmuring dreamily.

The other three prostitutes on the bed, although their qualifications were lower than Yikouxian's, their level was not necessarily inferior. They tore Huadan unconvinced, and tore him off Yikouxian's body, screaming: "This time It's our turn, it's not sure who is the best!"

"whee"!One of them, a prostitute with slender shoulders and a thin waist, who was nicknamed Da He Clam, took out a small pink porcelain bottle from the bedside clothes, and handed it to Hua Dan with a smirk, while looking at it mysteriously. Huadan, like a little hen raised in a rural farmhouse——giggles and laughs...

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