Imperial Mausoleum Treasure

The black-and-white giant panda, who was so angry, waved his big hairy palm, and with a whoosh, he slapped the opponent's dark circle viciously!But the other party was not his mother's fuel-efficient lamp, and he didn't dodge or hide when he saw it, and slapped him fiercely towards the other party.

The thick forearms of the two pandas bumped into each other, making a head-to-head confrontation. Neither of them obeyed the other. They both stood upright, with their stomachs upright and frequently waved their upper limbs, and fought fiercely together, trying to knock each other down and dominate.

Seven Monsters noticed that besides the two fighting pandas, there were a total of [-] pandas surrounding them, and [-] of them were relatively large. They looked fat and strong, and they should be male pandas. That piece weighs about three hundred catties no matter what.

There are ten more delicate and smaller ones, they should be female pandas!Only about 200 kilograms!But it is also equivalent to the physique of a fat pig.

They all squatted on the ground, watching the battle with relish.The female pandas are relatively quiet and enjoy it, knowing that the "bloody man" is fighting for them. This is called a contest to recruit relatives, and it is no exception in the animal world.

And those big male pandas squatted on the ground gloating, watching these two guys fight back and forth like a raging fire!No matter who wins, they'll lose a nasty competitor, increasing their chances of winning.

The two giant pandas are evenly matched, and they are evenly matched. They are really matchless. You throw it and hug it, you slap it, sometimes you kick it, and occasionally you bite it with your teeth.

However, giant pandas have rough skin and thick flesh. One piece of skin is equivalent to the thickness of four or five pig skins, so it is not easy to bite through.

The Seven Tomb Raiders had never seen such a shocking formation before, they all sat on the green grass and stared, watching these two guys fight with great interest.

Among them, the guy who was slightly bigger finally gained the upper hand, slapped and slapped, like a heavyweight boxer punching a combination, and occasionally hit the opponent's chest and chin with his head, causing the opponent to stagger and stagger. Reeling back straight back.

Then, this guy got up and slapped his opponent, and finally staggered his opponent to the ground, with his feet in the air. It took him a long time to get up, turned around in a dingy manner, turned around and walked to the side!This turn of the butt means that it admits defeat.

The remaining guy didn't chase after him, and also turned around and left the field, but before it could return to the team, two more unconvinced guys climbed out of the team, intertwined their two thick forelimbs, and started A blind date duel.

These two guys have round cheeks, big dark circles under their eyes, and chubby bodies. When they walk, they have the iconic inward horoscope, and they have scalpel-sharp claws.

Although these two guys are fat and plump, with round heads and short tails, they are both agile and unequivocal when fighting, and they are extremely powerful and fierce.

Strictly speaking, these guys are really at the level of Kung Fu Pandas. They are good at lying down, lying on their sides, lying on their stomachs, stretching, or curling up like a giant football to rest. The body is very soft.

Although they are fat, giant pandas are extremely flexible. They can put their seemingly bulky bodies into various special postures, like a magical horse climbing a tree to scout the enemy, evading intruders, and repelling intruders. .

The seven monsters saw that the two pandas belonged to the fast-fighting and bright guys. In just a few rounds, a guy who seemed smaller but had strong explosive power and quick movements successfully knocked the other down to the ground. Unable to get up, dizzy and completely lost confidence.

This cruel courtship battle is like their black market boxing!

Next, another pair of pandas couldn't wait to play, and the duel of rivals for love began!

But those smaller female pandas did not show up, they just sat on the mountain and watched the tigers fight with relish!

The seven monsters finally understood that the girls were competing in martial arts to recruit relatives, and they wanted to find the person they like through a duel.

These guys are usually shy and shy. They like to be quiet and alone. They are all single nobles and like to live alone. Most of the communication is achieved through the scent marks left in the habitat.

When they start to have a spring heart, when they start to cherish spring or fall in love, that is, when they want to meet and talk about a relationship, it usually means that the season of estrus is coming.

Ever since, these older men and women will find each other through scent marks.Or go to a fixed place every year to win and lose through collective fighting, so as to find your own husband and wife.

Once they meet, it turns into vocal communication.Rely on their rich "language"!to express a variety of emotions from strangeness to love.

However, silence is also an alternative way of communication for them.

When they play, or simply express friendship, and have no idea of ​​mating or aggressiveness, they will play their own way, "don't make any disturbing noises, and don't worry about being splashed with dung", hehe.

These usually good-tempered, "good old guys" guys, once they grow up, the male is equivalent to a good guy, and the female is equivalent to a sexy big girl, so they will naturally have a spring heart.

Therefore, males should be married and females should be married—according to their habits in the animal world, they have to marry and give birth. There are no matchmakers in the panda world, and this courtship behavior is a legitimate request, and no one can stop it. You are family planning Neither can Xie, quack.

To put it bluntly, the girls will start to estrus, court, mate, conceive and give birth!But the world of pandas is very democratic, not as domineering as the monkey king in the monkey group, practicing polygamy!It belongs to the multi-hero competition system of free love and free competition.

If a male panda can't stand it anymore and wants to attract the attention of the female panda, he will deliberately leave his scent on the tree as a mark. To put it bluntly, he will sprinkle a bubble of hot urine, and it will be done. It's all right.

At this time, Ya would often raise a thick hind leg, like a male dog, and then shoot out a stream of hot urine, and scatter it towards the height of the tree.

And the higher the urine is from the ground, it means that the male giant panda has "higher social status", and the more he can attract the female panda's favor.This may imply its strong physique and sexual ability...

Often this kind of panda who can pee very high is equivalent to a big name in the panda world, or a guy at the level of a local tyrant, and is favored by the opposite sex!

At this time, the two pandas on the scene were like playing Shenzhou Lei, the outcome was decided, and then the two pandas turned around and walked back to the group, began to take a rest, and another pair entered the field and began to fight.

As the saying goes, a friend's wife should not be bullied, this saying is applicable to both the crowd and the animal world!But now they are all famous wives, whoever is the most powerful is his favorite!

This time, his mother's rival in love was extremely jealous when they met. This duel often determines the annual marriage event. I can pass on my own black and white seeds, so as to pass on the family line and continue the incense.

Therefore, the two bastards were red-eyed, tearing their faces aggressively, refusing to give in to each other, fighting fiercely, and trying to kill each other in seconds.

If you lose, it will be miserable, and you will have no choice but to continue to be a leftover man, holding back your loneliness until this time next year, when you will have the next chance for a blind date duel.

So, I have been holding back for a fucking year, and everyone is gearing up to win this blind date meeting and find the person they like.

Historically, except for Sichuan, the giant pandas in Qinling Mountains were generally distributed in the southern foothills of the mountains. The main county is Foping, and only a few are distributed in Taibai, Ningshan, Zhouzhi, Liuba, and Ningqiang.This is not Foping, the density of pandas is very small, and the "lonely men and widows" finally get together, so they can't return empty-handed.

Besides, giant pandas are not from the earth. They don’t have landlines and mobile phones, so it’s not so convenient and quick to communicate with each other. They mainly communicate with each other through urine bubbles and sense of smell. This time we met, “So many sisters”, don’t bring back one I can't help myself either.

The fight between the two guys in the middle of the grass was in full swing, like a little Japanese karate!One of them has a circle of black hair around his waist, much like a sixth-degree black belt.

Except for the beautiful big eye circles, waist, limbs and lower part, Ya is all white from ears, shoulder blades to the whole chest. He looks like a standard handsome guy among pandas.

The seven monsters of the tomb robbers recognized it, and they came with the female panda who fought against the jackals!

I saw this guy slap after slap, just like "people slap and bully people", the opponents were dizzy.

In the end, he hugged the opponent and fell to the ground suddenly. The back of the unlucky guy just hit the half of the stone exposed in the grass, and the guy couldn't get up for a long time.

The guy on the ground has misty eyes, probably twinkling and twinkling, and the sky is full of little stars.

At this time, the surrounding female pandas were very happy. When they reached the state of estrus, they continuously bleat, even bird calls, and various strange sounds and notes. It was like the voice of his mother China, and it was quite lively. .

At the same time, he also slapped his hands and waved his arms, and rolled and had fun, etc. I guess they all fell in love with this handsome guy.

Although pandas are animals, they are not girls among our earthlings, but they are still extremely selective in mate selection, and they are very picky.

Unless you see "Prince Charming", you generally don't throw "Hydrangea". body drop".

Especially for some of the virgin-level giant pandas, this is the first time in their lives!Sarah can understand.

Then, some black-eyed chicken-like male pandas dueled one after another, and the winner was determined!

But at this time there was still an extra "man", so the most powerful handsome guy had sex with one of the pretty tough guys.

After a life-and-death struggle, the "handsome guy" finally pressed the opponent under him with great difficulty. The guy finally lost his willpower, and his limbs were as limp as noodles, stretched limply on the ground, and he lost.

Next, "ten men and ten women chose each other's favorite person" and walked to the foot of the mountain beside the basin, beside the stones, and some even climbed on the tree, each of them started a sex party that gave birth to life.

Because although giant pandas generally mate mostly on the ground, they also do it in trees. This is like a bridal chamber in the air, avoiding other giant pandas from disturbing the "bridal chamber" and avoiding the prying and disturbing of natural enemies.

This is what the folk saying goes: "The sheep bleat when they get married, the monkey and the panda are on the tree" animal breeding phenomenon...

And the other giant pandas who were defeated did not go away, but sat on the ground far away, looking at them enviously - enjoying the joy of fish and water to their heart's content, full of helplessness and all kinds of envy and hatred!

During their sex, seven or eight sub-adult giant pandas with weak mating ability came from the mountain pass one after another. They moved their feet and joined the onlookers of the sex party. They were watching from the sidelines. Study and prepare for courtship in the coming year.

Just as the pandas were in full swing at the foot of the mountain, on the grass, on the trees... when there was no one around and having a sex party, the angel Yaomeier, who had already run away with a red face, heard a burst of wind blowing in the distant mountains. Horrific howling sounds that looked like wolves but not wolves, like jackals but not jackals...