Imperial Mausoleum Treasure
Chapter 64
Talking about the beautiful angel Yaomeier, when she was about to eat the big carp from the Yellow River, the five monsters woke up one after another, salivating one by one, and there was a comedy situation where there were more wolves and less meat...
When Seventh Brother handed a grilled carp with crispy skin, soft and tender meat, golden color, rich and delicious taste, and rich nutrition to take away to Angel Yaomeier, the five monsters jumped up and wanted to grab it one by one. Eating the other two, it was a joy to fight for them.
Even the little howler monkey pitifully put its paws in its mouth, biting hard in a daze, drooling, it didn't dare to fight these fellows.
Seeing this, the angel Yaomeier cut open her own piece with a knife and handed it to Seventh Brother. Seventh Brother picked it up, tore it up with his mouth, and ate it.
Those few goods got a piece for each person, tearing and swallowing like jackals, eating with great joy, and yelling.No wonder!Grilled fish itself is a delicious and nutritious snack.
In addition, Seventh Brother is good at barbecue, so he has the ability to cook a picnic!As a gourmet guy who knows how to enjoy food, this guy also carries salt and cumin powder with him. With these two alone, he can bake grilled fish that is comparable to Chongqing grilled fish. The taste is indescribable.
Although the angel Yaomeier is hungry, she still eats elegantly, chewing the fresh and tender fish meat, savoring the deep love of Seventh Brother.
Three fish, seven people, and a monkey.Where is enough to eat?In fact, Seventh Brother speaks very rough and likes to swear, but he is usually very chivalrous and dares to stab his friends in both sides.
He saw that the five monsters who had eaten two meals in a row had their stomachs full, their mouths full of oil, and they kept yelling: "Brother Seven, your cooking skills are really good, brothers can't eat enough."
Seeing this, Seventh Brother was busy for a long time, and grilled three big fish weighing two to three catties again, so that the Seven Tomb Raiders and the little howler monkey were full.
The little howler monkey, who was full, was very naughty. He untied the burden on Seventh Brother's back. It was the devil's empress treasure box that Seventh Brother carried with him. Heart disease, a heart knot.
Therefore, from the tomb of the empress in Changxi Mausoleum in the Western Qing Mausoleum in Yixian County, he has always carried this mysterious treasure box on his back and never left it.
Now, the naughty and smart little howler monkey untied the bundle, took out the box, scratched it with its paws for a long time, but failed to grab it, so he held it in both hands, just like presenting a birthday gift, and handed it to Brother Seven, which meant that Brother Seven would open it. have a look.
Seventh Brother smiled wryly, stroked its monkey hair and said, "Little monkey, is this strange box hard to open?"
The little howler monkey seemed to understand what he said, looked at him helplessly, put its paw in its mouth, blinked, frowned, and nodded vigorously.
At this time, the angel Yaomeier and the five monsters also encouraged Seventh Brother, saying that there is nothing wrong with eating and drinking now, and try to see if it can be opened.
Seventh Brother burped, stretched, and yawned again. Under the instigation of everyone, he took out the master key, summoned up his confidence, and tried to open this mysterious treasure box.
In fact, this is an insured lock that cannot be opened even if the Buddha is alive.Although traditional locks have fatal weaknesses, the Tathagata God Lock on this Empress Devil Treasure Box is really a special anti-traditional magic lock that has been remade while inheriting the advantages of traditional locks.
The usual traditional lock cylinders are generally made of common aluminum, zinc and other materials, which cannot resist strong damage!But the built-in lock cylinder on this treasure box is a rare bronze, very strong and indestructible.
Like many domestic and foreign locks on the market today, they do not actually have a real anti-theft function.In front of habitual thieves, these locks can be easily opened with two steel wires or a few simple tools.
Some habitual thieves even publicly threatened: "There is no lock that I can't open." In fact, it's not that they are so clever, but that the general lock technology principle is too simple.
By the 70s, built-in locks began to be embedded in the doors of thousands of households.But soon, the locksmith invented a small hook. Once this small hook is inserted into the keyhole and stirred twice, the lock will be opened.
This "technology" was quickly mastered by many people, and even ordinary people can easily open their own doors with their ID cards.Locksmiths have to find ways to "subdue demons and subdue demons".
Until today, it has developed into combination locks, magnetic locks, electronic locks, laser locks, voice-activated locks and so on.On the basis of traditional keys, add one or more sets of passwords, different sounds, different magnetic fields, different beams of light waves, and different images.Such as fingerprints, fundus retina, etc., to control the opening of the lock.
but!This still cannot prevent technology from unlocking the lock, because the lock is man-made by the earth, so people on earth with the same intelligence can also try to break it open.
In the earliest days, people on earth simply wrapped their personal valuables in furry animal skins, tied them firmly with ropes, and finally tied special knots at the openings.
This tightly tied knot can only be picked apart with a tool called "wrong".Wrong, also known as "Xiao" or "Screw".It is made of animal teeth or bones and is shaped like a sickle-shaped hook. In fact, the knot is the earliest lock, and the "wrong" is the earliest key. This is the prototype of the lock in our country.
The development of locks to the present, Shenma electric control locks: fingerprint locks, magnetic card locks, ic card locks, combination locks.Aircraft locks, train locks, car locks, marine locks, prison locks and other special locks, etc., are available.
Among them, Yankee's high-end American standard door lock has a rotation frequency of 80 times, which meets the first-class requirements of American ANSI 156.When used on fire doors, it has passed the UL registration and meets the requirements of the 3h fire test.Look, how awesome the development of locks is!
In the [-]s, cross locks appeared, and anti-theft doors came into being. Everyone thought that they could "close the door", but they didn't expect that the locksmiths had already "improved to a higher level".
They have hundreds or even thousands of lockpicking tools. The special acetylene bottle is only the size of a palm, and there are hooks of various shapes. What's even more amazing is that someone can open the lock with chewing gum.
Tell me, isn't this one-foot-high, one-foot-high lockpicking technique even more shocking? !
But at that time, the hidden Tathagata lock on the devil's empress treasure box was n times more secure than today's electronic locks, and this kind of lock-making technology was never passed on to the outside world, and it was uploaded to males but not females. It has been lost.
At that time, it was [-], and the lock-picking technology was limited by social conditions and technological means, so it was not as ridiculous as it is now.
So this Unrivaled God Lock is really difficult for the seventh brother who was born as a tomb robber.
I saw Seventh Brother, the number one master lockpicker in the late Qing Dynasty at that time, holding the treasure box of the Devil Empress with both hands, as if looking at a beautiful woman's face, that was extremely careful...
Not only carefully, but also very confident in his eyes, three points confused and melancholy!
At this time, Hua Dan, who has always been flirtatious, shook her pebble-like head and muttered in a low voice: "Damn, this is much more difficult than opening a big girl's hymen!"
The five monsters were talking all over the place, the angel Yaomeier also lost confidence, and the little monkey ran to the nearby water to play impatiently. Only the seventh brother persisted, frowning like fried white noodles.
Just when everyone thought that Seventh Brother was still a blind man lighting the lamp in vain this time, there was only a click, and Seventh Brother successfully opened the Tathagata Temple.
Everyone gasped in surprise and surrounded them one after another. Even the little howler monkey ran over as if telepathically, stretched its head, rolled its lips, and poked its furry paws to see the opened treasure box.
Seventh Brother slowly opened the Devil Empress Treasure Box, and inside there was a fist-sized golden devil's head, and a golden woman's head of the same size, placed in the lining, all made of delicate gold leaves, although It's hollow, but still not light in weight!No wonder the box is so heavy.
There is also a piece of golden foil paper inside, with several paragraphs of text printed on it, [-] characters are omitted here...
It turned out that in the records, the empress had a depressed personality, often frowned, and was plagued by various diseases. An old Taoist priest with supernatural powers said that because the empress never believed in gods, Buddhas, or ghosts, she had no respect for anyone except the emperor.This angered the moody devil, who possessed her fragile body, and the queen refused to listen to the Taoist's advice, and finally died of an untimely cure.
After his death, the Minister of Internal Affairs who presided over the funeral, in order not to let the devil continue to entangle the queen's soul after death, and to avoid harassing the soul of Emperor Jiaqing, no longer opened the underground palace of Emperor Jiaqing's Changling. The empress is buried in Changxi Mausoleum.
At the same time, according to the instructions of the Taoist priest, we specially wove a golden devil's head and locked him in the treasure box, so that he would never be born to harm the Yin and Yang worlds.
at the same time!She also wove a queen's head with gold leaves, as a companion for this vicious devil, so that he can stay in it peacefully and stop thinking about harming others.
That's why it was named "Devil Empress Treasure Box." Then everyone suddenly realized.
However, when Seventh Brother saw these two golden heads, his expression suddenly darkened, as if he was trapped in endless painful memories.
For a while, he was quite a pure man—the kind of tough guy who lays down a lot at night and stands tall and towering during the day!Unexpectedly, she burst into tears, tears streaming down her face, silently covering her handsome fair face tightly with her palm-like hands.
Suddenly, Seventh Brother seemed to think of something, quickly untied the white skull from his waist, held it tightly in front of his chest, as if afraid of losing it, then squatted down on the ground, buried his head between his knees, at every turn......
Time seemed to stop freezing, Seventh Brother's hot tears fell to the ground silently!
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, everyone feels baffled! If you don’t understand, you will understand.
Especially Yaomeier, an angel who usually regards Seventh Brother as a god, suddenly became flustered and felt helpless!
Even the clever and spiritual little howler monkey saw the abnormality and unhappiness of its master, scratched the fiery red monkey's head anxiously, and howled...
In today's words, the six monsters don't know why the always mysterious seventh brother is swollen after opening the treasure box of Mo Guiniang?Was it really cursed by the devil?Or did the previously mysterious mummy spell manifest itself?My God, what the hell is he going to do...
When Seventh Brother handed a grilled carp with crispy skin, soft and tender meat, golden color, rich and delicious taste, and rich nutrition to take away to Angel Yaomeier, the five monsters jumped up and wanted to grab it one by one. Eating the other two, it was a joy to fight for them.
Even the little howler monkey pitifully put its paws in its mouth, biting hard in a daze, drooling, it didn't dare to fight these fellows.
Seeing this, the angel Yaomeier cut open her own piece with a knife and handed it to Seventh Brother. Seventh Brother picked it up, tore it up with his mouth, and ate it.
Those few goods got a piece for each person, tearing and swallowing like jackals, eating with great joy, and yelling.No wonder!Grilled fish itself is a delicious and nutritious snack.
In addition, Seventh Brother is good at barbecue, so he has the ability to cook a picnic!As a gourmet guy who knows how to enjoy food, this guy also carries salt and cumin powder with him. With these two alone, he can bake grilled fish that is comparable to Chongqing grilled fish. The taste is indescribable.
Although the angel Yaomeier is hungry, she still eats elegantly, chewing the fresh and tender fish meat, savoring the deep love of Seventh Brother.
Three fish, seven people, and a monkey.Where is enough to eat?In fact, Seventh Brother speaks very rough and likes to swear, but he is usually very chivalrous and dares to stab his friends in both sides.
He saw that the five monsters who had eaten two meals in a row had their stomachs full, their mouths full of oil, and they kept yelling: "Brother Seven, your cooking skills are really good, brothers can't eat enough."
Seeing this, Seventh Brother was busy for a long time, and grilled three big fish weighing two to three catties again, so that the Seven Tomb Raiders and the little howler monkey were full.
The little howler monkey, who was full, was very naughty. He untied the burden on Seventh Brother's back. It was the devil's empress treasure box that Seventh Brother carried with him. Heart disease, a heart knot.
Therefore, from the tomb of the empress in Changxi Mausoleum in the Western Qing Mausoleum in Yixian County, he has always carried this mysterious treasure box on his back and never left it.
Now, the naughty and smart little howler monkey untied the bundle, took out the box, scratched it with its paws for a long time, but failed to grab it, so he held it in both hands, just like presenting a birthday gift, and handed it to Brother Seven, which meant that Brother Seven would open it. have a look.
Seventh Brother smiled wryly, stroked its monkey hair and said, "Little monkey, is this strange box hard to open?"
The little howler monkey seemed to understand what he said, looked at him helplessly, put its paw in its mouth, blinked, frowned, and nodded vigorously.
At this time, the angel Yaomeier and the five monsters also encouraged Seventh Brother, saying that there is nothing wrong with eating and drinking now, and try to see if it can be opened.
Seventh Brother burped, stretched, and yawned again. Under the instigation of everyone, he took out the master key, summoned up his confidence, and tried to open this mysterious treasure box.
In fact, this is an insured lock that cannot be opened even if the Buddha is alive.Although traditional locks have fatal weaknesses, the Tathagata God Lock on this Empress Devil Treasure Box is really a special anti-traditional magic lock that has been remade while inheriting the advantages of traditional locks.
The usual traditional lock cylinders are generally made of common aluminum, zinc and other materials, which cannot resist strong damage!But the built-in lock cylinder on this treasure box is a rare bronze, very strong and indestructible.
Like many domestic and foreign locks on the market today, they do not actually have a real anti-theft function.In front of habitual thieves, these locks can be easily opened with two steel wires or a few simple tools.
Some habitual thieves even publicly threatened: "There is no lock that I can't open." In fact, it's not that they are so clever, but that the general lock technology principle is too simple.
By the 70s, built-in locks began to be embedded in the doors of thousands of households.But soon, the locksmith invented a small hook. Once this small hook is inserted into the keyhole and stirred twice, the lock will be opened.
This "technology" was quickly mastered by many people, and even ordinary people can easily open their own doors with their ID cards.Locksmiths have to find ways to "subdue demons and subdue demons".
Until today, it has developed into combination locks, magnetic locks, electronic locks, laser locks, voice-activated locks and so on.On the basis of traditional keys, add one or more sets of passwords, different sounds, different magnetic fields, different beams of light waves, and different images.Such as fingerprints, fundus retina, etc., to control the opening of the lock.
but!This still cannot prevent technology from unlocking the lock, because the lock is man-made by the earth, so people on earth with the same intelligence can also try to break it open.
In the earliest days, people on earth simply wrapped their personal valuables in furry animal skins, tied them firmly with ropes, and finally tied special knots at the openings.
This tightly tied knot can only be picked apart with a tool called "wrong".Wrong, also known as "Xiao" or "Screw".It is made of animal teeth or bones and is shaped like a sickle-shaped hook. In fact, the knot is the earliest lock, and the "wrong" is the earliest key. This is the prototype of the lock in our country.
The development of locks to the present, Shenma electric control locks: fingerprint locks, magnetic card locks, ic card locks, combination locks.Aircraft locks, train locks, car locks, marine locks, prison locks and other special locks, etc., are available.
Among them, Yankee's high-end American standard door lock has a rotation frequency of 80 times, which meets the first-class requirements of American ANSI 156.When used on fire doors, it has passed the UL registration and meets the requirements of the 3h fire test.Look, how awesome the development of locks is!
In the [-]s, cross locks appeared, and anti-theft doors came into being. Everyone thought that they could "close the door", but they didn't expect that the locksmiths had already "improved to a higher level".
They have hundreds or even thousands of lockpicking tools. The special acetylene bottle is only the size of a palm, and there are hooks of various shapes. What's even more amazing is that someone can open the lock with chewing gum.
Tell me, isn't this one-foot-high, one-foot-high lockpicking technique even more shocking? !
But at that time, the hidden Tathagata lock on the devil's empress treasure box was n times more secure than today's electronic locks, and this kind of lock-making technology was never passed on to the outside world, and it was uploaded to males but not females. It has been lost.
At that time, it was [-], and the lock-picking technology was limited by social conditions and technological means, so it was not as ridiculous as it is now.
So this Unrivaled God Lock is really difficult for the seventh brother who was born as a tomb robber.
I saw Seventh Brother, the number one master lockpicker in the late Qing Dynasty at that time, holding the treasure box of the Devil Empress with both hands, as if looking at a beautiful woman's face, that was extremely careful...
Not only carefully, but also very confident in his eyes, three points confused and melancholy!
At this time, Hua Dan, who has always been flirtatious, shook her pebble-like head and muttered in a low voice: "Damn, this is much more difficult than opening a big girl's hymen!"
The five monsters were talking all over the place, the angel Yaomeier also lost confidence, and the little monkey ran to the nearby water to play impatiently. Only the seventh brother persisted, frowning like fried white noodles.
Just when everyone thought that Seventh Brother was still a blind man lighting the lamp in vain this time, there was only a click, and Seventh Brother successfully opened the Tathagata Temple.
Everyone gasped in surprise and surrounded them one after another. Even the little howler monkey ran over as if telepathically, stretched its head, rolled its lips, and poked its furry paws to see the opened treasure box.
Seventh Brother slowly opened the Devil Empress Treasure Box, and inside there was a fist-sized golden devil's head, and a golden woman's head of the same size, placed in the lining, all made of delicate gold leaves, although It's hollow, but still not light in weight!No wonder the box is so heavy.
There is also a piece of golden foil paper inside, with several paragraphs of text printed on it, [-] characters are omitted here...
It turned out that in the records, the empress had a depressed personality, often frowned, and was plagued by various diseases. An old Taoist priest with supernatural powers said that because the empress never believed in gods, Buddhas, or ghosts, she had no respect for anyone except the emperor.This angered the moody devil, who possessed her fragile body, and the queen refused to listen to the Taoist's advice, and finally died of an untimely cure.
After his death, the Minister of Internal Affairs who presided over the funeral, in order not to let the devil continue to entangle the queen's soul after death, and to avoid harassing the soul of Emperor Jiaqing, no longer opened the underground palace of Emperor Jiaqing's Changling. The empress is buried in Changxi Mausoleum.
At the same time, according to the instructions of the Taoist priest, we specially wove a golden devil's head and locked him in the treasure box, so that he would never be born to harm the Yin and Yang worlds.
at the same time!She also wove a queen's head with gold leaves, as a companion for this vicious devil, so that he can stay in it peacefully and stop thinking about harming others.
That's why it was named "Devil Empress Treasure Box." Then everyone suddenly realized.
However, when Seventh Brother saw these two golden heads, his expression suddenly darkened, as if he was trapped in endless painful memories.
For a while, he was quite a pure man—the kind of tough guy who lays down a lot at night and stands tall and towering during the day!Unexpectedly, she burst into tears, tears streaming down her face, silently covering her handsome fair face tightly with her palm-like hands.
Suddenly, Seventh Brother seemed to think of something, quickly untied the white skull from his waist, held it tightly in front of his chest, as if afraid of losing it, then squatted down on the ground, buried his head between his knees, at every turn......
Time seemed to stop freezing, Seventh Brother's hot tears fell to the ground silently!
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, everyone feels baffled! If you don’t understand, you will understand.
Especially Yaomeier, an angel who usually regards Seventh Brother as a god, suddenly became flustered and felt helpless!
Even the clever and spiritual little howler monkey saw the abnormality and unhappiness of its master, scratched the fiery red monkey's head anxiously, and howled...
In today's words, the six monsters don't know why the always mysterious seventh brother is swollen after opening the treasure box of Mo Guiniang?Was it really cursed by the devil?Or did the previously mysterious mummy spell manifest itself?My God, what the hell is he going to do...
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