Sister, just play

Chapter 1 Warring Director Wang "Zhou Weiqiang, tell yourself, this is the first time. I have let you off again and again mercifully, don't force me to come up with a unique trick." Director Wang of the Academic Affairs Office stood up A pair of ultra-thick eyes, which seemed to weigh half a catty, reprimanded him with saliva.

"The day before yesterday, you cut Zhang Chao's crotch, which made him ashamed to come to class; last week, you put a toad in my mother's lunch box, scaring her so much that she almost pissed her pants..." the dean of the academic affairs office squeaked. In the past two months, there are more than a dozen school rules that Zhou Weiqiang committed.

Zhou Weiqiang lowered his head, pretended to be repentant, and stood aside solemnly. Thinking of those scenes, he couldn't help laughing in his heart, but he let Director Wang of the Academic Affairs Office chatter endlessly.

Director Wang spoke more and more vigorously, Zhou Weiqiang finally got a little annoyed, he raised his head, with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, his eyes flicked at him a few times, it seemed that he was going to fight back.

When Director Wang saw this, he was stunned for a moment, and carefully lifted the pair of heavy-duty armored glasses on the bridge of his nose. A drop of cold sweat jumped out from his forehead, flowed down the tip of his hair, hung at the end of his hair, and was about to drip.

Zhou Weiqiang exhaled, and asked maliciously, "Director, you always read page 53 last time, wow, the heroine's figure, that's amazing." Zhou Weiqiang said, dancing and gesticulating that the heroine is well-proportioned stature.

Director Wang's face changed drastically in an instant, and he turned the huge head 360 degrees at the fastest speed. After confirming that there was no one around, he breathed a sigh of relief, approached Zhou Weiqiang solemnly, and whispered, "Isn't it a good idea not to mention this?" Yes, why did you bring it up?"

Six months ago, Zhou Weiqiang was caught by Director Wang of the Academic Affairs Office for skipping class, and was taken to his office to be confined.Zhou Weiqiang was alone, looking through Director Wang's drawer when he had nothing to do, and unexpectedly found a pornographic novel with rich pictures and texts, and it was in the European and American version.Zhou Weiqiang immediately looked up to the sky and screamed like he had won a treasure of sunflowers. This pious director Wang was actually a beast in clothes with a strong taste, and now he had a clue.

When Director Wang found out, he immediately revealed his true colors and tried every means to curry favor with Zhou Weiqiang so as to keep his good reputation in the school.Thus, the two formed the special relationship they have now.

"It's okay not to mention it." Zhou Weiqiang relaxed, lifted his buttocks and landed on Director Wang's desk, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "I said, Lao Wang, can you transfer me to class B of the foreign language department?"

"No, this is not in line with the school rules"

"Okay then." Zhou Weiqiang pretended to be dejected and said, "I have no choice but to send those photos to the principal. The principal is usually obsessed with official documents and school affairs. I think he must also need some gossip news to adjust."

When I saw the ** novel that day, there were notes made by Director Wang in it. My God, I read the ** novel and took notes. I was more serious than the civil servant exam. Zhou Weiqiang immediately took a few photos in case Director Wang refused to admit it. .

"Hmph, don't threaten me, just relying on those photos, it's not that easy to prove it." Director Wang was obviously a little guilty, and his voice was almost silent at the end.

"Director Wang, your calligraphy is well-known throughout the school. As long as I brighten the big picture and add more oil and vinegar, I think not only the principal can do this connecting question, but there should be few teachers and students in the school who can't do it. "Let's go." Zhou Weiqiang laughed involuntarily. The words written by Director Wang are almost at the level of the second grade in elementary school.

"You..." Director Wang was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, but he didn't dare to attack, his face was like a red-hot iron.

"You are cruel, but I warn you, if I find out that you are messing around in the foreign language department, don't blame me for turning your face and denying people." Director Wang held back for a while, and compared his own future, he still compromised, but in the end he still didn't forget to send a message. Yin Wei gave a warning.

"Yes yes yes" Zhou Weiqiang knew about Director Wang's habits, he bowed respectfully and shouted "Director Wang is wise and powerful"

Although these are flattering nonsense, Director Wang was very happy when he heard it, and said "Go down" with great enjoyment.

"Yes, the students are gone, and I will summon you again if there is something to do." Zhou Weiqiang happily exited Director Wang's office.

Zhou Weiqiang deliberately planned to go to Class B of the foreign language department, because he planned to avenge his roommate Zhu Ziqi in the same dormitory.

Roommate Zhu Ziqi looks ridiculous. If he covered his face, then stripped his whole body and lay on the floor with his feet on the ground, eight or nine out of ten people would mistake him for a fat pig that had been slaughtered.

But people with this kind of appearance think that they are romantic, and their appearance is better than that of Pan An. They often flaunt their appearance in the dormitory on weekdays.

All these can be endured, the most sinful thing is that he fell in love with Zhang Ziyan, the class flower of class B of the foreign language department, and fell in love to the bottom of his heart.It caused the roommates in the dormitory to be disgusted. From the roommates' point of view, it was obvious that the toad wanted to eat swan meat.

But the roommates have good feelings, the big guy can't bear to hurt his heart, and always encourages him to move forward bravely, but he didn't expect to push him to the point of no return.

Besides, Zhang Ziyan in class B of the foreign language department is beautiful, and usually follows the crowd. There are handsome, tall, rich and handsome, and short, poor and ugly like Zhu Ziqi.

For Zhu Ziqi's pursuit, Zhang Ziyan declined repeatedly.Unexpectedly, Zhu Ziqi was repeatedly encouraged by his roommates in the dormitory. He firmly believed in the golden words Zhou Weiqiang told him, "Girls are reserved and talk irony. Only if you take a step forward, she will be yours."

Zhu Ziqi regards this sentence as his motto, and he recites it every morning and evening. Whenever he is injured by Zhang Ziyan's rejection, he will run this mental method in his mind once, and immediately his face will be radiant and full of energy.

No, Zhang Ziyan was finally unbearable.Together with several sisters, they designed a play that directly sent Zhu Ziqi's self-esteem into the [-]th hell.

Zhou Weiqiang and his roommates took turns to comfort him, but it didn't work.Sleeping at night, Zhu Ziqi would bark wildly in his dreams, shouting Zhang Ziyan's name, and smashing the bed board, causing Zhou Weiqiang, who was on the lower bunk, to have a nervous breakdown.

Later, after being persuaded by his roommates day and night, Zhu Ziqi finally turned from love to hatred and decided to take revenge on Zhang Ziyan.

But who will take revenge on Zhang Ziyan?After a referendum in the dormitory, Zhou Weiqiang won the unanimous approval with his advantages of being ruffian, glib, and not doing business properly, and became the primary weapon for revenge on Zhang Ziyan.