Sister, just play

Chapter [-] Prison Visit ([-])

"Sheriff Black Cat, is Yueer here?" He suddenly said something out of nowhere.

Chen Xichen immediately stared at him with wide eyes in disbelief, and said, "What, what Yueer, what are you talking about."

Zhou Weiqiang was just asking casually, but seeing Chen Xichen's reaction, he was [-]% sure. At this time, the only women who could come to this place were Ling Yue'er besides Chen Xichen.

"Don't lie to me. Just now I smelled a little essence volatilized in the air. According to the molecular density and arrangement, I concluded that it should be the moon." Zhou Weiqiang immediately pretended to be a master, and said a lot of things with reason. reason.

"Wow, you are so powerful, you can smell the molecules in the air." Chen Xichen had already blindly worshiped, his eyes were full of male gods.

Zhou Weiqiang was even more arrogant, he raised his head arrogantly, Ling Yue'er, who was hiding at the side, wanted to cooperate with Chen Xichen to play tricks on him, but she didn't expect to let the other party guess her one step earlier before she even made a move, and she felt displeased , and heard him play tricks and come up with a lot of bullshit theories, she couldn't hold back anymore, pushed Chen Xichen away with one hand, turned on the speaker and shouted, "Fart, then tell me, is Wang Yan here?"

"No." Zhou Weiqiang didn't even think about it. Senior sister is so likely to enter this kind of place, but such a simple answer can't reflect his depth, so he added, "The magnetic field emitted by senior sister can cause my skin surface The sensory nerves are paralyzed, and everything is normal now, which proves that the senior sister did not come."

"Wow!" Chen Xichen immediately called out again, "How did you guess that?"

"Don't listen to him farting." Seeing that she didn't bother him, Ling Yue'er who was standing aside felt even more upset and said, "Zhou Weiqiang, you are blind, don't think I don't know."

"Yes, if you say blindness is blindness." It's enough to have some sweetness, and you can't be so greedy.

"You are always blind." Ling Yue'er became even more angry.

"Well, I'm blind."

"You're still quibbling." Ling Yue'er couldn't see through it all at once, seeing that he looked like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, she didn't know that she wanted to kick him a few times.

"Yue'er." Chen Xichen said a fair word at this time, "Zhou Weiqiang didn't quibble, he admitted it."

"Hey, you don't understand, he is much smarter than sophistry."

"Hey." Zhou Weiqiang took the words and said seriously, "Don't attack me so blatantly."

"That's the truth." Ling Yue'er said.

The two started arguing back and forth, and Chen Xichen, who was sweating profusely, was completely confused about the situation. Zhou Weiqiang, who might be sentenced at any time, was still in the mood to argue over these trivial matters.

"Okay, Yue'er, don't talk about it." Chen Xichen intervened in the battlefield between the two. In the dispute just now, Chen Xichen still prefers Zhou Weiqiang's opinion. At least until now, he has never discovered any of his secrets, and every time he appears, he can Uncanny twists things around.

"Why did you tell me to stop, not Zhou Weiqiang, are you going to help him?" Ling Yueer asked.

"I, I..." Chen Xichen faltered immediately.

"Black Cat Sheriff, tell me to stop too." Zhou Weiqiang thought the scene wasn't lively enough.

"Zhou Weiqiang, stop too, don't talk."

"You two bully me together." Ling Yue'er was immediately upset.

Zhou Weiqiang said, "Whoever bullied you, you attacked me first."

"You were just trying to deceive, or else you would tell me what color Chen Xichen's pants are." Ling Yue'er had just uttered the words, but immediately realized that she had made a slip of the tongue. Do you have to guess the color of the pants? You can tell just by looking at them.

Zhou Weiqiang in the cell didn't think about things so simply, and immediately positioned the range of guessing on guessing the color of his underwear, he lowered his head and scratched his head, Nima, I really can't guess this one, but, god damn it A scene appeared, Ling Yue'er, Ling Yue'er, why do you wear high heels, or white shiny high heels, that's fine, why are you still standing so close to Chen Xichen.

Don't you know that for Chen Xichen who is wearing a dress, your high heels are completely indistinguishable from a mirror.

"Pale Yellow" Zhou Weiqiang did not hesitate.

Ling Yue'er was still trying to find a way out for her stupid question, but when Zhou Weiqiang opened his mouth, he turned golden yellow. I am so excited. The uniform of the police officer in Shi'en City, even elementary school students know that it is dark blue. Zhou Weiqiang Actually said wrong, could it be that he is color blind?

"Haha, idiot, it's dark blue, you can't even tell, and you're still pretending to be sophisticated." Ling Yueer shouted excitedly.

Chen Xichen also laughed. Just as he was about to speak, he realized something was wrong. His uniform was indeed dark blue, but wasn't the underwear that was close to his body light yellow?Thinking of this, she immediately blushed with shame.

Zhou Weiqiang said confidently, "Yue'er, you're going too far, you even made fun of Nene, the black cat sheriff."

Ling Yueer was still laughing. Hearing what he said, she looked at Chen Xichen, who was full of red, and immediately knew that she had been framed by accident. She put down her excitement and said embarrassedly, "Officer Chen, I misunderstood, I misunderstood." She muttered to herself, how did this bastard Zhou Weiqiang know the color of Chen Xichen's underwear?

Chen Xichen let out a sigh of relief, and said, "Yue'er, let's get down to business."

Ling Yue'er nodded, seeing that she didn't mind that much, she took her hand and said, "I think Zhou Weiqiang is so powerful, he definitely doesn't need us, let's go back first."

Chen Xichen raised his forehead, and immediately heard the sound of strings, knowing Yayi echoed, "I think so, anyway, it's nothing to help, then let's go." After finishing speaking, he took Ling Yue'er and turned around to leave.

It was as if Zhou Weiqiang had swallowed a discus. His air just now disappeared without a trace. Seeing the two leave, he hurriedly shouted, "Hello, hello."

The two ignored them and walked farther and farther away. Zhou Weiqiang became a little anxious. After waiting for three days, he finally waited for someone to come, so he left just like that. He was really unwilling.Forget it, big things are the most important, a man can bend and stretch.

"I'm sorry, two beauties, I was wrong, come back soon."

When Chen Xichen and Ling Yueer heard Zhou Weiqiang whining on the walkie-talkie, they were elated. They hadn't felt this good in a long time. They looked at each other before returning to the cell, pretending to remember that it was you who asked me for something, and they gave me an attitude. I'm in better shape.

Zhou Weiqiang squatted under the eaves, had to nod and bow, and showed all kinds of goodwill. He should never have just been dazzled by the momentary victory, but now he is well, he has been caught, and he must torture me a lot.

"Are you wrong?" Ling Yue'er put her hands on her hips and taught a lesson.

"It's more than a mistake, it's a thousand mistakes." Zhou Weiqiang hugged his legs and said, trying his best to pretend to be a grandson at this time.

"It's good to know you're wrong." Ling Yue'er smiled in satisfaction, and began to make unreasonable demands, "Call my sister, hurry up."

Fuck, it's so fucking unreasonable, I can't be humiliated, I won't give in easily.

"Hello, Sister Ling." If you don't give in, will you stay here for the rest of your life?

"Well, good boy, and this one beside me."

"Hello, sister Chen."

"Well, good little Qiang." Chen Xichen was also secretly pleased. In the process of dealing with Zhou Weiqiang, this time he won one of the few times.