Good son-in-law of the Ming Dynasty

The young man spoke righteously, and looked at the woman holding him seriously: "I said, girl, you should let me go, a good man doesn't fight with a woman. If I want to get away, it's a big deal." Easy stuff."

Hearing that the young man said that he wanted to be reasonable for a long time, Su Mu had a good impression of this boy.Indeed, the girl who bought art was dark, thin and ugly. With this young man's physique, it was easy to get rid of it.

Of course, it is not ruled out that the little guy will be caught deliberately because of his lust.

The problem is that this woman is so ugly that I vomit when I see her, as long as she is not blind, or has normal aesthetic taste, she would have avoided it long ago.

Later generations are deeply poisoned by martial arts novels, and feel that the female heroes who run the rivers and lakes are somewhat beautiful.In fact, beauty is also a kind of resource, but whoever is willing to come to Beijing to be a North drifter if she is fifteen or sixteen years old and married a good family early?

Then, it can only be explained that this young man's quality is not bad, he is a gentleman of courtesy.

But what that guy did next surprised Su Mu.

Seeing that the boy didn't leave, and said that their performance was not good at all, the busker immediately became unconvinced.Let go of the young man, and said angrily: "Why is the acting not good? You also watched the Feicha just now. Don't say that our brothers and sisters are bragging. Who in the whole Beijing city dares to say that we are better at acting. There is also a hard bow! , Most people can only open one, let alone my brother can open three, even a little girl like me can open two.”

But the young man shook his head: "It's not unusual to have a flying fork or something. You can also draw a hard bow. It's just a stupid effort, not a real skill."

The two quarreled, and the busker's brother also saw that this young man was not an ordinary person, and hurriedly shouted: "Sister, forget it, forget it, let's go."

Then he cupped his hands at the young man: "Young master, my brother and sister are not capable enough to make people laugh, and I can't blame others, so I will leave."

The woman was not convinced, she stared at the boy and asked, "Then tell me, what is the real skill?"

"No matter what, the oil hammer has to be pierced through the top, and the chest is broken with a big rock." The boy replied casually.

Woman: "Okay, it seems that today my brother and sister have to use their housekeeping skills. Isn't it just an oil hammer piercing the top, so what's the difficulty? If we use it, what should we say?"

The young man froze for a moment, and then showed joy on his face: "You guys really know this, come and see, Ben... the young master can't wait."

The girl just rolled her eyes, but ignored it.

The busker's brother is still bowing and clapping his hands: "Sister, let's go!"

The young man was still urging, Su Mu looked amused, this guy really doesn't understand human affairs, brothers and sisters go to the rivers and lakes to make a living, there is no reason for you to watch it for nothing.

It seems that this young man must be a member of the imperial family, born in the deep palace, raised in the hands of a woman, very childish.

Although Su Mu was puzzled about his identity, he was not afraid.Since Jing Nan, the imperial court has been extremely wary of the vassal king.Princes everywhere cannot lead troops, be officials, or engage in any commercial activities.Not only that, the imperial court also sent officials to the palace, and the scope of activities of the clan's children was strictly limited to the city where the palace was located. Every step out of the city had to be reported to the officials, and only after approval could they leave the city.

In a word, all the Zhu family members except the emperor and prince were raised as pigs.

As for the children of the Zhu family, once they committed a crime, they would be punished very severely.

Therefore, Su Mu was not afraid of the boy.

Besides, he is almost a fugitive now, will he still be afraid of trouble?

He also likes to watch the excitement. Seeing the hardships of the brothers and sisters, and thinking of his current situation, he felt a little sympathetic.

I couldn't help but go out, and said with a smile: "Hey, that boy, it's easy to see the oil hammer piercing the top, give me the money!"

Only then did the boy slap his head: "But I forgot, Liu Ban, give me the money."

The middle-aged eunuch next to him snorted and threw a piece of broken silver over: "Act well, as long as you make my young master happy, there will be rewards."

The woman took the money, immediately became happy, and turned around and shouted: "Brother, since the young master has paid for it, let's perform."

Seeing that his sister got the money, the man also showed a hint of joy on his face, and nodded.

He picked a brick from the side of the street, stacked it on the woman's head, and raised a sledgehammer to smash it down.

"Wait." The boy called out.

"What's wrong?" the busker asked.

"No bricks."

"What, no bricks?" The woman screamed, and the brick in her hand fell to the ground, even her brother's face was pale.

The young man scratched his head: "What are you talking about, such as oil hammer piercing the chest to break big rocks, I have seen it many times, but it seems that everyone will put bricks and stones on their bodies, why can't they use it? I don't understand , I don’t understand, why don’t you try it today?”

He hesitated to say this, his face full of doubts and curiosity.

Then he snatched the hammer from the elder brother's hand and threw it at the woman's head.

"This brat is going to kill someone!" Su Mu yelled badly, but he didn't care about it at the moment, he took a step forward and kicked the boy out, kicking the boy to eat shit.

The hammer hit the bluestone on the ground with a bang, splashing out a few sparks.

Su Mu turned back and yelled at the pair of brothers and sisters: "Don't leave, I'm here!"

As a modern person, Su Mu is very clear about buying art in the world.When I was teaching at the university, there was a teacher in the school who specialized in researching the traditional folk customs of Jianghu Confucianism and so on. He also opened a project and cheated a lot of money.

As his colleague, Su Mu also has some understanding of the tricks of the rivers and lakes.

Kung fu such as oil hammer piercing the top looks very scary, but in fact it is nothing special.The key is on the bricks. The bricks should be uneven. After being stacked together, they will naturally form a buffer.

Moreover, when performing, there are a lot of specialties when dropping the hammer, and you can't just drop it like this.Instead, tilt the hammer slightly to reduce the contact area between the hammer and the brick.The area of ​​the brick is so large, but with only one blow, the force is dispersed, and the stone has already taken a large part of the force.

At the same time, the falling hammer should be fast. Due to the inertia, the acceleration of the brick is very small, so that it will not produce huge pressure on people, so that people will not be hurt.

This is the knowledge of junior high school physics. As long as you understand the relationship between pressure and force area, this trick of the rivers and lakes is not as foolish as it seems.

But this young man is ignorant, so he went directly to people's heads like this, let alone a teenage girl, even if it was a bull, he would die like hell.

As soon as Su Mu yelled out this sound, his shoulder felt a burning pain.

It turned out that the boy turned up from the ground with a beautiful kite, and swung his fist to Su Mu's shoulder.

Su Mu was caught off guard for a while, and suffered a small loss.

This made him angry, and he couldn't help shouting angrily: "What are you doing, do you want to fight?"

"Fighting, okay, I like it the most!" The boy fell to the ground after being kicked by Su Mu, instead of being angry, he looked eager to try: "But listen up, kid, I am the number one in Beijing!" Master, don't blame me for being ruthless when I beat you all over the place."

After finishing speaking, with a sound of "Drink!", he jumped up into the air, and his right leg lashed towards Su Mu's head like a whip.

To be honest, this move is really beautiful, comparable to a martial arts routine performance at a sports meeting, and it has a taste of the movie "Once Upon a Time in Foshan".

Unfortunately, it was full of flaws in Su Mu's eyes.

In fact, Su Mu didn't know martial arts, but he had never eaten pork and seen pigs running.

When he was in high school and college, he was full of blood, and he had to fight with students from other classes and departments, so he had a little experience.From his point of view, when fighting with others, you have to keep your feet on the ground and keep your footing steady.If you are brought down, you have no chance to stand up.He could only hug his head and try his best to shrink his body into a ball, so as not to be beaten into a pig's head.

Kicking legs... just kidding, this is not how you seek death!

Su Mu's reaction was extremely fast, and he didn't retreat, instead he jumped forward, hugged the boy in mid-air, and threw him on the ground.

I didn't care too much, and shouted again: "Run!"

rushed out first.

The brothers and sisters saw that things were getting serious, and they didn't even care about cleaning up their household items, so they went away in a single smoke.

"Ouch!" The boy was thrown by Su Mu, his eyes were full of gold stars, and he felt the pain was unbearable.

"Prince, my prince, what's the matter with you?" In a panic, the old eunuch surnamed Liu couldn't help screaming.

Su Mu didn't know that this young man turned out to be His Royal Highness Zhu Houzhao, the future Emperor Zhengde.