Good son-in-law of the Ming Dynasty

"Ah, so the martial arts I practiced in the past was wrong from the very beginning?" Zhu Houzhao's eyes were full of enthusiasm, as if an old glutton saw a plate of braised pork.

He cupped his hands again and again: "Su Mu, although I can't worship you as my teacher because of my status, I already regard you as my teacher in my heart, and please pass on all you have learned to me."

Seeing Zhu Houzhao's sincerity, Su Mu was also slightly moved: no one has ever been young, young people inevitably have a special hobby for one thing.Whether it's swimming or other physical activities, once you put in it, you can't extricate yourself.

He remembers that when he was in junior high school, he suddenly fell in love with calligraphy. Whether he was eating, sleeping or walking, his fingers would subconsciously write on his thighs.After writing, his index finger was worn out. He also knew that it was not good and would affect his study, but he just couldn't control it, and he was completely addicted to it.

There is a saying that goes: The sexiest person is the one who focuses on one thing... Ah, bah, I don’t like men.

"Forget it, I will teach you the method of horse stance today." Su Mu sighed: "Yes, I naturally know that you are a member of the royal family, and it is indeed inconvenient to ask me to be your teacher. I like taking apprentices."

"Ah, so you also know that I am a member of the royal family." Zhu Houzhao was shocked: "Please keep it a secret. It is not easy for me to come out. If it gets out, I'm afraid I will be locked up and unable to come out!"

It's good if you don't come out, Su Mu thought to himself, and said: "Aren't you a son of some feudal lord's family? It's nothing special. It's not surprising that there are children like you in the capital who don't have one thousand but eight hundred."

Indeed, people from the old Zhu family were able to give birth. By the end of the Ming Dynasty, the number of royal families surnamed Zhu in the world had reached an astonishing one hundred thousand, which caused a huge burden on the country's finances.

Seeing that Su Mu didn't know his identity, Zhu Houzhao breathed a sigh of relief, and then said pleasantly, "Su Mu, are you willing to teach me martial arts? That's great!"

"Okay, just a horse stance."

"Just a set of horse steps?" Zhu Houzhao was obviously disappointed.

"Don't underestimate the horse's stance, you need knowledge and power to grow from your feet, which is the foundation of all martial arts." Su Mu continued to fool around with the theory of later generations of Luo Guoshu novels: "What is the most important thing when fighting with others, or even going into battle to kill the enemy?" ?It’s not a beautiful move, nor is it a sophisticated weapon. The most important thing is the foot. Your foot is not stable. If you slip and fall to the ground, do you still have a chance to stand up? On the battlefield, everyone is crowded People, if you really fall, you don’t need to be poked by the enemy’s weapons. Countless pairs of stinky feet will trample you to death first. Therefore, as long as your foot is firmly established, you will first be in an invincible position. Only when you stand, can you talk about killing The enemy made meritorious service."

Zhu Houzhao likes martial arts, and the greatest wish in his life is to lead thousands of horses to enjoy the battlefield. Hearing Su Mu talk about this, his eyes are full of eagerness, and he can't help murmuring: "It turns out that horse steps are so important. Taught, taught! Su Mu, although we can't be called master and apprentice, it's not appropriate to call names like this when we meet later, we have to decide on the title first. Is there a word?"

"What about the future?" Su Mu replied angrily, "Call me Su Ziqiao."

The future Emperor Zhengde nodded again and again: "Okay, Ziqiao, you can call me General Zhu from now on."

"Your word is strange. The nickname of the general is not good. No matter how it is, it must be called something like the God of Danger, Hubaoyi, King Tota... Forget it, the general, can we start?" ?” Su Mu just wanted to get rid of the half-babes as soon as possible.

"Okay."

"Then squat down first, and I will adjust your limbs for you."

When Zhu Houzhao had secured his horse stance, Su Mu pointed to his legs and said, "You are exerting your strength in the wrong way. If you are stabbing like this, the strength of your whole body is supported by your two legs, so you can't last long at all. Squatting At this time, the strength should be on the soles of the feet, right, right, just like that, the body leans forward slightly."

As Su Mu spoke, he pretended to guide based on his imagination and theories from online novels: "Separate your toes apart, and dig them on the ground like chicken feet. When you dig your toes, the calf muscles will naturally tense up, and the kneecaps will flex." Push forward, then tense your thighs, pull your stomach in and push your chest out. Feeling a little tired?"

The future Emperor Zhengde: "It's... a little bit, Chang Ziqiao, you must be able to hold on for a long time." After all, you have already done three horse stances just now, and even a man with iron can't bear it.

"I can't hold on for long." Su Mu was slightly startled, for fear that this kid would ask himself to demonstrate: "If you feel tired, put your weight on one foot first, and when you can't hold on, then switch to the other foot." The body also changes and rises accordingly, as if riding a horse. Yes, yes, that’s it, just like riding a horse.”

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Seeing Zhu Houzhao practicing seriously, Su Mu couldn't help but want to laugh: He really is a child, so he was fooled so easily. Is it wrong for me to bully people like this?

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"I can't take it!" Zhu Houzhao finally couldn't help but sat down again. This was the fourth time he sat on the ground today, and he was so depressed that he looked disappointed.

Su Mu: "Okay, let's stop here today. You go back and practice for a few days. You don't hesitate to learn martial arts. No matter what, you have to practice for ten years to see any effect." I wanted to send this kid away.

Suddenly, Zhu Houzhao yelled: "Zi Qiao, how long have I been in the horse stance?"

Su Mu was taken aback by him, and Xiao Die next to him said: "Congratulations, young master, for your great achievement. You can become a teacher in the time you just made a stick of incense. You should go back!" She could see just now that the young master is here Fooling this fool, it seems that the effect is not bad, so she also started to fool.

Zhu Houzhao scratched his head, thought for a while, and suddenly became excited: "Yes, yes, it's time for a stick of incense, my God, it's amazing, I can actually gait for such a long time! Pity the heavens!"

After finishing speaking, he rushed out like a gust of wind and shouted: "Liu Ban, Liu Ban, I got the true biography."

Xiaodie smiled at Su Mu: "Young master is so powerful, he finally tricked that fool away."

At this time, the door of the Westinghouse opened a crack, revealing a face, hesitating to speak, it was Miss Wu.

Su Mu smiled: "Don't look, the person has already left."

After finishing speaking, he was also stunned.Indeed, Zhu Houzhao seemed to have been in a horse stance for a long time just now, at least ten minutes?This is still in the case of his physical energy being consumed a lot. Could it be that the training and playing methods of Chinese martial arts mentioned on the Internet are true?

Fortunately, the kid was finally dismissed, and now, the world finally quieted down.

However, the inspiration was gone, and I didn't have the mind to write a manuscript at all.