Good son-in-law of the Ming Dynasty

The first one who couldn't bear it was Wu's second child who was crowded with Wu Juren, and immediately became annoyed, and said loudly: "Father, you can't calm down, it's the middle of the night, why don't you let people sleep?"

"You little bastard, your sister is like this, you still have the face to sleep. If I were you, I would be so ashamed!"

"What's wrong with my sister, what's wrong with my sister?" Wu Laoer is a brat who is not afraid of anything, and he doesn't have the slightest respect for his father, so he immediately retorted: "Isn't it just changing homework for Su Mu? The saint said: There is no discrimination in teaching. When you were in the countryside, you taught many students. Besides, my sister hid in the house all day, and I haven’t met Su Mu a few times. Dad, you are so scolding , if you let others know, it will be bad for your own reputation."

"Little bastard, you told me the words of a sage. If you understood the truth, you wouldn't be in this state?" Wu Ju said angrily: "What is hiding in the house, what is it for others to know. If you are afraid If others know about it, you should think about it before doing things yourself.”

"I'm too lazy to tell you, it's too noisy and I can't sleep, I'll find another place!"

"Little beast, where are you going in the middle of the night...Stop, stop!"

After a while, there was a slamming sound of the door, and the sound of Wu Lao Er's wooden clogs ticking.

Then, there was Miss Wu's low voice: "Little brother, where are you going?"

"You don't care about me, I can't tell you clearly."

The footsteps gradually receded, and finally disappeared.

Disturbed by this unexpected incident, Wu Juren seemed to be discouraged and calmed down.

Su Mu and Xiaodie on the bed breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and sighed in unison: "It finally stopped."

When this was said, both of them laughed.

Speaking of Wu's second child, he probably owed his gambling debt these days, was hunted down hard, and had nowhere to live, so he could only live at home.Otherwise, according to his temperament, he would not share a bed with the old Juren and listen to his father's nagging!

During the month that Su Mu moved into this small courtyard, Su Mu hadn't seen this guy a few times.Thinking about it, he is only fourteen or fifteen years old, which is the age when he is crazy outside.

After Su Mu's introduction, Wu Er Er took Su Mu's letter and went out early in the morning to find Sun Chen and Mu Sheng.After working outside for a whole day, I don't know if I have benefited from that group of scholars. Anyway, when I came back at night, I was full of alcohol and my lips were full of oil. I guess I had at least a big meal to benefit from.

"Master Wu, you can really talk!" Su Mu smiled wryly and shook his head.

Now that Wu Juren stopped swearing, Su Mu didn't need to plug his ears anymore, so he took out the paper balls from his ears.

Xiaodie also covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "It's too powerful, Wu Juren can scold better than women. When I was in Baoding, there were many difficult aunts and sisters-in-law in Su's house, but when I met Wu Juren, I had to lose. .”

Su Mu laughed loudly: "Xiaodie, Wu Juren is also a member of a famous religion after all, and he has read sage books all his life, so there is no comparison."

Unexpectedly, this laughter alarmed Wu Juren in Beiwu.

The consequences are severe.

Wu Juren started to scold again, but now he vented his anger on Su Mu.

Because Su Mu is an outsider and a well-known scholar, he naturally couldn't scold him as straightforwardly as he scolded his son and daughter.

Scholars scold their mothers, they pay attention to faith and elegance, they pay attention to winding paths, and they have to bring a lot of allusions.

This is also the rule of the game in Shilin.

Obviously, the old Juren is good at this.

Therefore, Wu Juren began to buy knowledge, starting with Su Qin's fall.

In other words, when Su Qin was down and out, he couldn't even eat, so he could only stay at his brother's house and fool around all day long.However, his sister-in-law is also narrow-minded, and she finds this nerdy little uncle distasteful, so she points at Sang and scolds Huai all day long.When it's time to eat, don't shout.When Su Qin asked, he deliberately scraped the bottom of the pot and said that there was no food at home.

After suffering this humiliation, Su Qin hung his head on a beam and stabbed his buttocks, studied hard, and finally became famous with the seal of the six kingdoms.

Wu Juren began to scold from this allusion, saying that Su Qin is down and out, and he deserves to study hard, unlike some people who only know about romance and pleasing women all day long.

After Su Qin finished speaking, the old master talked about Zu Ti again.

After saying this, he couldn't stop, and even told the inspirational stories of 5000 years, so that Su Mu received a Chinese literacy education.

Anyway, in Wu Ju's mouth, he is a pervert who only knows women, not a son of man, and living in the world is a waste of food.

Su Mu and Xiaodie were astonished when they heard it. Firstly, they admired Wu Juren's eloquence, and secondly, they admired his spirit, saying that they didn't feel tired after such a long time.

Xiaodie finally got angry: "This Mr. Wu is too disrespectful... This scholar, he doesn't use a word of swearing when he scolds others. He humiliated the young master so much, Xiaodie, I have the heart to retort, and I don't know what to scold?"

Su Mu smiled wryly and waved his hands: "Forget it, it's all my fault. If I didn't ask Wu Juren to help me revise my homework, it wouldn't matter, hey!"

Now, I can only sigh.

Plugging the ears was useless, Su Mu could only lie on the ground depressed, waiting for Wu Juren to be clean after being scolded.

But he also knew in his heart that the spirit of this old Wu Juren was amazing, and he had tossed all night yesterday.During the day today, he probably slept all day, even if he made a fuss all night, he would feel no pressure at all.

Su Mu didn't sleep much last night, he was so tired that he was half dead, and now he just hoped to have a good sleep.

But even this little wish was not satisfied by Wu Juren.

After telling the inspirational stories from ancient and modern times, the old Juren brought up the topic of men and women.Tao, Guan Guan Jujiu, is in the continent of the river.A fair lady is a gentleman.When people reach a certain age, it is a natural principle to get married and have children and pass on the family line.But this kind of thing starts with estrus, and ends with etiquette.As a scholar, he clings to flowers and messes with grass, and is a loafer, but he is a villain.

In his words, Su Mu has become a shameless flower picker!

At this time, Miss Wu from Westinghouse started crying again: "Daddy, you are such a bad daughter, what face does your daughter have in this world?"

"You can do everything, why can't you say nothing?"

Su Mu finally broke out. He has never paid much attention to matters between men and women.Since traveling to the Ming Dynasty, the pressure of survival has always been hanging above the head. The first goal is the imperial examination, and I have never thought about such a thing.But today, he was called a pervert for no apparent reason, and the clay bodhisattva also has a three-point fire nature.

He slammed the door open, walked into the yard and yelled angrily: "Mr. Wu, don't speak so harshly, you've been cursing for almost a whole night. Don't you mean that I have an affair with Miss Gui? Okay, I I admit it, so what, today I put a hundred catties here, do whatever you want!"

Now, the whole world was completely quiet, there was no sound from the north room, and even Ms. Wu stopped crying.

"Master, it's too late, go to bed!" Xiaodie ran out in panic.

"Who is going to sleep? I'm so angry that I'm still sleeping like a ghost?" Su Mu was so angry that he trembled: "Don't sleep anymore, Xiaodie, move out the table and chairs, light the lamp, I want to read. Wasting a whole day, hateful!"