Good son-in-law of the Ming Dynasty

Su Mu was startled, and had no intention of staying here, so he followed Xiaohuan to a room behind the small stage.

I saw Yun Qing sitting there blankly, her lips trembling slightly.

Her plump chest also rose and fell violently, and the sound of her rapid breathing filled the room.

The musicians all stopped and looked at her in horror.

Su Mu didn't expect Yun Qing to have stage fright. As the former oiran of the capital, she hadn't seen any big scenes before, so what?

However, it is understandable if you think about it.Oiran's comeback is a big deal, and there is only one chance.If they lose again, it will become a joke, and there will be no chance of a comeback in the future.

But today, what she will face is Long Zai Long Mingqing, who is well-known in Jiangnan and known as the fifth talented person in Jiangnan.

Su Mu stepped forward and sighed: "I can understand your feelings, but..."

"Don't say it, don't say it." Yun Qing called out and murmured: "I shouldn't come, I shouldn't come."

The intonation sounded odd, with a pronounced vibrato.

Su Mu laughed, and said casually: "But I think my words are not good."

"No no no, that's...that's good."

"Then what are you afraid of?" Su Mu looked even more normal, and said, "You and Yan Niang are both vixen for thousands of years, so why bother to talk about "Sou Shen Ji" in front of me? Now you are an ordinary person, and she is an oiran. The one who is afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet should be the one who is nervous!"

This sentence was born out of a later Internet slang: They are all foxes of a thousand years, so why bother to say "Liao Zhai" in front of me?

The book "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" is from the Qing Dynasty, and it has not yet appeared.

Speaking of ghost stories, the only thing Su Mu remembers is the Tang Dynasty novel "Sou Shen Ji".

Hearing the word "vixen" in Su Mu's words, everyone's faces changed, and Xiaohuan also blushed, and was about to get angry, but Yun Qing laughed out loud.

"They're all vixen for thousands of years, why bother to say "Sou Shen Ji" in front of me, hehe, this is interesting."

This smile was really like a flower, even Su Mu was slightly distracted.

Looking at her expression again, there is no trace of nervousness.

Su Mu originally planned to find a few jokes from the Internet of later generations to make her laugh, so as to relieve the tension.But I never expected that this ancient man's laughing point is so low, she can laugh out such a cold joke, it's really disappointing!

During the half day when Su Mu came into the house, many guests came to the courtyard one after another, and soon, the dozens of tables were all filled, full of clothes.

After Su Mu and Yun Qing finished talking, a group of people came over there.

The leader was a tall young man in his twenties, who was respectfully supporting an old lady in her early fifties, and she came out like stars holding the moon.

This person is wearing a bright python robe, no need to ask, it is Zhang Heling, Marquis of Shouning.As for the old lady he supported, it should be Mrs. Zhang, the mother-in-law of the current Emperor Hongzhi.

Seeing the host's family coming, everyone saluted one after another.

Zhang Heling helped his mother to the chairman, bowed to everyone, and then imitated the appearance of a scholar and said a few polite words.It is estimated that this speech was prepared earlier, but after reciting it, he couldn't remember it clearly. After holding back for a long time, he said: "Everyone eat and drink well, drink well, you are welcome!"

So he walked towards Li Shishi and Long Zai's seat proudly and sat down.

Hearing the phrase "eat and drink well", Yun Qing laughed again.

Su Mu is also Wan'er: Hou Zhang is uneducated, if not because he is related to the emperor's family by marriage, he would probably be a country bully and rich man.How does this person...

As soon as the host is seated, the banquet officially begins, and delicacies from mountains and seas are brought up like flowing water.

The singing and dancing on other instruments of the big play also started, and the well-known Qingguan people in the capital took turns to perform, and they all showed their true skills to perform hard.

As for the new oiran Yan Niang's program, it was arranged in the penultimate position, which was considered the finale.

And Yunqing is at the end, after all, the battle between her and Yanniang's new and old oiran is the last big event tonight.

What happened to other people's programs, Su Mu didn't catch a cold, anyway, what he really cared about was the final battle between Yun Qing and Yan Niang.

Moreover, when he saw Zhang Heling just now, he felt that this person looked very familiar, and he couldn't remember where he had seen him before.

But in fact, today is the first time we meet.

Where did this strange feeling come from?

Su Mu thought for a long time, then suddenly slapped his head, and cried out in his heart: "Yes, this guy is a bit like that brat Zhu Shou! The same height and long arms, and that arrogant and absurd expression are also made from the same mold!"

Su Mu's feeling is really right, after all, Zhu Houzhao is Zhang Heling's nephew.

There is a folk saying: a nephew is like an uncle.

It is not surprising that Zhu Houzhao carries the genes of the Zhang family.

It is estimated that the absurd temperament of Emperor Zhengde in the future will also be inherited from his uncle.

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After drinking for three rounds, the atmosphere of the banquet reached its climax as the famous prostitutes from all over the building continued to appear on the stage.

Zhang Hou was a man of great energy, he kept shuttling between the banquets while drinking wine, and kept going to his mother's place to talk to his own mother.

At this time, seeing that the banquet was about to end, he walked up to Mrs. Zhang, lowered his body and smiled, "Mother, I am satisfied with tonight's program. My mother is the wife of the imperial court. When I was young, I liked poetry and music the most. Today, my son We have invited all the most famous Qing people in the capital to come here."

Mrs. Zhang has just recovered from her illness, and her complexion is still a little pale.But I was in a very good mood, and said: "Baby, you have this kind of filial piety, and I am also happy as a mother. In fact, you are angry at me for my mother's disease. If you don't mess around so much in the future, you can't use it for your own use." Please invite so many people to come and make me happy."

But Zhang Hou said: "Mother taught me the lesson. However, Mother has always liked poetry and music, but she is frugal and refuses to invite people to sing. My son's nonsense has contributed to this grand event. Seeing Mother so happy The way he looks, my son will have to mess around a few times in the future, and do this for a while."

"You..." Mrs. Zhang laughed angrily: "You unworthy thing."

A few servant girls around me wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare.

Seeing her mother getting angry, Zhang Heling hurriedly said, "Mother, it's all my son's fault, just look, it's Yanniang from "Luoyi Pavilion" who is singing the words written by your favorite Long Mingqing. "

As soon as Mrs. Zhang heard that Yan Niang was on stage, she immediately regained her spirits, she ignored scolding her son, and looked intently at the stage.

I saw, amidst the sound of music, a beautiful woman of twenty-eight came gracefully and danced on the stage.

She immediately saw the gods, and couldn't help sighing: "A good girl, she has no bones, and I don't know how she trained. She is really good, and she is worthy of the title of Huakui."

In the sound of the music, Yanniang's sleeves danced like flowing clouds, and when she opened her mouth, she had a clear and clean voice.

It is "Picking Mulberries" written by Long Zai:

Whenever the scenery is melancholy, don't ask what you want.It's hard to stay alone, and it's worrying to send to the end of the world.

Who can say the benefits of mountains and rivers, all in my heart.Do you know?Wanli is speechless and drunk.