Good son-in-law of the Ming Dynasty

The shadow of death tightly shrouded his head. For Su Mu who had traveled once, time travel was a big prize. He didn't think he would have such luck to travel to another world after death.

One cannot step into the same river twice.

dead, that is, really dead.

While fearing in my heart, my head was running like a motor at full speed: don't worry, don't worry, things haven't reached the worst time yet.It is right to regard this time travel as a game, or an experience.In TV and novels, what should the protagonist do when he encounters a dangerous situation?

What should I do?

But, I really can't think of a way!

No matter, first find a way to delay for a while.

By the way, it doesn't often appear in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" that when someone is captured and about to be beheaded, he usually laughs out loud.Then, the enemy will let the knife and axe move slowly, and ask why they are laughing.

……

Yes, yes, yes, as long as you delay for a moment, you can give me a chance to speak.

Anyway, it's just death, why not try?

Thinking of this, Su Mu suddenly raised his head: "Haha, haha!"

Laughed loudly.

But because he was nervous, there was a trill in his laughter, which made people's eardrums ache.

"Presumptuous, presumptuous, get out!" Xu Can was furious.

Probably Su Mu's laughter was so ugly, Emperor Hongzhi couldn't help frowning: "Su Mu, what are you laughing at?"

What Su Mu was waiting for was this sentence. Since the emperor asked, he had a chance.If he doesn't say a word, Su Mu can only hope that he is strong enough to withstand the next imperial rod.If you are lucky, you might survive.

Su Mu took a deep breath, in fact, he didn't know what to say next.But the matter is urgent, so he can't help him to think too much, first think of a way to answer the conversation, while talking nonsense with Hongzhi, and then think about how to escape his life.

"Deceive your ears and steal your bell!"

Naturally, Xu Can knew that Wenchen was very eloquent, so how could he let Su Mu continue: "Long live, don't listen to Su Mu's nonsense."

Su Mu continued to laugh: "Your Majesty said that my Su Mu's book is full of obscenity and robbery, and has taught the prince to be corrupted. If I don't understand, please explain clearly. Otherwise, Your Majesty will punish you without teaching, and I will not obey you."

As he spoke, he organized his thoughts in his mind.

Su Mu returned it without asking, but when he asked, Hongzhi became really angry.He is a generous emperor who treats civil servants extremely generously. Even if the ministers pointed at his nose and scolded his mother, he still smiled slightly and did not care about it.Otherwise, it would be considered as destroying the image of a Mingjun that he had painstakingly cultivated.

But the education of Prince Zhu Houzhao was his inverse.

"Su Mu, in your book, it's not like the Fairy Jinghuan took Baoyu to travel in a fantasy fairyland... I can't even say it... If the prince sees it, won't he become a licentious king in the future?" Emperor Hongzhi asked. Getting excited, he clapped the dragon case, and coughed softly again.

"So it's that festival, haha, I'm really a little dissatisfied with punishing my minister just because of this festival." Su Mu already had a vague idea in his mind: Emperor, you want to talk about children's education with me. , Okay, I did this in my previous life, how can you argue against me as a professional?

Su Mu put away his smile: "If you read a book with a description of Fengyue, you will become licentious. Then, after reading "Spring and Autumn", doesn't it mean that you will become sinister and cunning? Spring and Autumn has no justice! Then, read "Recipe" Don't you want to become a glutton, a wine bag and a rice bag? There is also the first chapter of "The Book of Songs" in "Poems", "Books", "Li" and "Yi" "Guan Guan Jujiu, in the state of the river. A fair lady, a gentleman loves to eat", Don’t you want to become a prodigal son after reading it? If you think so, there is really no way to read in this world.”

"Pretty words, strong words!" Xu Can took a breath, he didn't expect Su Mu to be so good at speaking, so he couldn't help but refute loudly.

Su Mu also ignored Xu Can: "So, His Majesty's words are just deception. Even if the prince is not allowed to hear anything about men and women, can't he know it from other places? That's right, when he was young, he was young. Okay, indulging in male and female sex will hurt your health. But if we are afraid of letting the prince get in touch with this information, how will he know? Maybe it will backfire, and we will secretly think about it in private, but something big will happen? So, for We should guide the bad things correctly instead of blindly blocking and prohibiting them. Isn’t this like closing your eyes and there is no cliff in front of you?”

"Your Majesty probably doesn't know the situation outside. Generally speaking, teenagers from a wealthy family with a scholarly family can get married after the age of 16. Because they are from a scholarly family, sex is naturally strictly prohibited at home. But wait until the time before marriage." One day, the patriarch of the family will still give his son a spring book to let him know how important human relations are. The prince is fifteen this year, and he will be married in a year. It is time to let him know about such things "

Not to mention the prince, even normal men and women outside need correct sexual knowledge!

Hearing Su Mu talk about Chun Gong, Emperor Hongzhi couldn't help but smile, and the anger in his heart seemed to dissipate a little.He also heard that the crown prince will get married next year, and Emperor Hongzhi's heart moved: It is difficult for the royal heirs, and it is not a bad thing to let the crown prince know some things about men and women.It's just that if the prince is openly asked to read Fengyue's book, and if it spreads, it will cause a lot of trouble.

At this time, Su Mu had completely cleared his mind.I also know that just relying on my own words is not enough to impress Emperor Hongzhi.

Now that the foreshadowing has been laid ahead, it is time to take the medicine.

Su Mu: "In the age of peace, the crown prince of a country was born in the deep palace and grew up in the hands of a woman. If he can't have a correct understanding of the relationship between men and women, and restrain the theory with the words of a sage. Pretending not to see, giving up the duty of teaching, wouldn't it give other interested people a chance to seduce the king. There are three thousand beauties in this palace, but there are only so many positions for queens and concubines, and all three thousand pairs of eyes fall into Your Majesty, do you think no one will be tempted? Has Your Majesty forgotten the old story of Concubine Wan Gui when Emperor Xianzong was emperor? Concubine Wan Gui used to be the late emperor's nanny!"

"You, you, you, bold, crazy!" Xu Can was startled, and then burst into tears: "Long live, I beg Your Majesty to take this crazy man down!"

Hongzhi stood up with a huff, trembling all over, and pointed at Su Mu: "You, you, you... so courageous!"

The Concubine Wan Gui mentioned by Su Mu is just an old news in the court.

It is said that when Emperor Hongzhi's father, Emperor Xianzong, was not a prince, he was confined in a deep palace and lived with his concubine Wan Gui.Later, for unknown reasons, Emperor Xianzong fell in love with Concubine Wan Gui, a nanny more than ten years older than him, and made her his concubine after he ascended the throne.

In order to monopolize the emperor's favor and stabilize her position, Concubine Wan Gui forbids any woman to get close to the emperor.Moreover, once a court lady is pregnant with a dragon child, this vicious woman will send someone to drug her to have an abortion.

As a result, Emperor Xianzong was so old that he had no children under his knees, and he almost died of heirs.

After Emperor Hongzhi's mother was pregnant with him, she dared not tell anyone.

After hiding in the palace for more than ten years, it was only at a suitable opportunity that he told Emperor Xianzong about it, which made Emperor Hongzhi the crown prince, and finally successfully inherited the Datong and became the emperor of the Ming Dynasty.

However, Emperor Hongzhi's mother died in the hands of the angry concubine Wan Gui.

Hongzhi also thought about this matter later, the reason why the first emperor only favored Concubine Wan Gui back then was not because of how good this vicious woman was.In fact, this woman was the first woman of the late emperor. If I guessed correctly, I am afraid that the late emperor would have slept with her as soon as he was an adult.

A teenage doll who knows what kind of woman she is will naturally be deceived by Concubine Wan Gui.

If the first emperor had established a normal concept of men and women from the beginning, would he have liked an old woman who was more than ten years older than himself?At least, normal people don't do that.And Hou Zhao must be a normal person.

If the first emperor had a correct understanding of the relationship between men and women, his mother would not have died, and he would not have suffered so much in his early years.

Although Su Mu's words were harsh, they just hit the weakest part in Emperor Hongzhi's mind.

Regardless of personal feelings, as a promising emperor, Hongzhi naturally has a deep understanding of how to be a qualified emperor.The emperor has never had his own life, family affairs are state affairs, the so-called king is selfless!

By extension, which woman the emperor sleeps with is also part of the affairs of the world.Because which woman you live with, what status the prince should be, whether heir or vassal, where the fief is, and how many stones the food rank has always been a part of the political life of the empire.

"Someone is coming, pull him down and beat him to death!" Xu Can shouted hoarsely.

Seeing that the emperor was so excited, Su Mu showed a calm smile while feeling uneasy, at least on the surface.

"Wait a minute, let him finish his sentence." At the critical moment, Hongzhi suddenly calmed down.

"Long Live Lord, it's disrespectful for Su Mu to slander the late emperor and yell at the king!" Xu Can was still crying, crying till the pear blossoms rained.

"I've said it, let him finish the sentence, otherwise I will punish him without teaching!" Emperor Hongzhi always cherished his feathers, and was very concerned about his title and historical evaluation. If he just killed a civil servant like this, he would not let people Having said that, it's really inappropriate.Besides, Su Mu's words are indeed reasonable, but there are some things that can't be done!

Hearing the emperor asked him to finish speaking, Su Mu let out a sigh of relief: Fortunately, I am familiar with the history of the Ming Dynasty, and I know this court secret during the Xianzong Dynasty, so I picked it up at will, and the effect is really good.

This can be regarded as the advantage of modern people who are familiar with history. If it is replaced by ancient people, this kind of muddled accounts in the royal palace, except for the parties involved, no one else has the opportunity to contact.

However, he still dare not relax.

The effect of the powerful medicine just now was good, but after that, I can no longer entangle myself in the prince's sex education. I need to use another reason to ease the atmosphere, and then rise to a righteous moral height, so that I can pass the test smoothly .

Men and women have great desires, after all, they are too equal, and they are not elegant.