Good son-in-law of the Ming Dynasty

Naturally, Su Mu would not tell him that Zhang Yong was the eunuch who supervised the etiquette of the inner court and the eunuch who supervised the imperial horse, and told him that he and the current Emperor Zhengde were friends who wore a pair of crotch pants.

If you tell him about this, with Wu's naughty personality, he doesn't know what kind of mess he will make, maybe he will really bully men and women.

Su Mu smiled wryly on purpose: "I'm afraid, no one in Dongchang is afraid. I'm just a small juren. People say they want to arrest me. What can I do? As for Zhang Yong, he is also a eunuch in the palace, and he has nothing to do with me. relation."

"Who are you coaxing?" Wu Er Er jumped up: "Honestly speaking, when I saw this eunuch surnamed Zhang, I felt terrified. He was so respectful to you just now. Brother-in-law, you must be an extravagant person, so just let me know." Tell me the truth!"

"What to explain, what else is there to explain." Su Mu said casually: "That's right, eunuch Zhang Yongzhang is giving me face, but to put it bluntly, it is giving face to your father."

"My father, he is just a rotten scholar, who knows him?" Wu's second child curled his lips: "Su Mu, the more you talk, the more boundless you are."

Su Mu said solemnly: "Don't underestimate your father, he is a decent juren master. He has been in the capital for so many years, and he can be regarded as a small name. The reason why Zhang Yong made friends with me before is of course that I, Su Mu, also have a reputation for juren. However, I'm more optimistic about your father's future. Don't I want to marry your sister? Think about it, it's amazing to have two talents in one family."

"It's a bit awesome." Wu Er Er thought for a while: "No, no, my father doesn't care about his ass, how can people take him seriously."

Su Mu: "You are wrong. Don't underestimate your father. By the way, I will ask you one thing. What is your ideal?"

Wu Er Er: "I'm a fool, what ideals can I have?"

Su Mu became serious: "Tell me the truth."

Wu Er Er: "Don't be so serious. If you really want to talk about ideals, I don't have any ambitions. I have some money and food on hand. I just want to live my life happily."

"It's probably like you to eat and wait to die." Su Mu smiled.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's apt to say that you can eat and wait to die." Wu Er Er nodded repeatedly.

Su Mu put away his smile, and suddenly asked: "Do you want to be a yamen?"

"Nonsense, who the hell doesn't want to, but my old man looks like a ghost. I'm afraid he won't be a Jinshi or an official in this life. It's useless to think about it."

Su Mu laughed loudly: "As long as you think about it."

"What do you mean?"

Su Mu: "Do you know why Zhang Yonghe and the eunuch Ying gave you and me face just now? It's because the old Juren is about to become an official, and the seventh-rank Yangzhou promoted an official. Think about it, such an important position is an orderly official , actually gave it to a Juren. It can be seen that the imperial court attaches great importance to your father. He has been in office for a few years, and he can't tell what it will be like. This prospect is not comparable to that of a serious Jinshi. I am an old man. Mr.'s future son-in-law, you are his son, why don't others come to please you?"

"You don't have a fever, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Su Mu: "If you don't believe me, go home and have a look. Even if you go, you will be scolded by your father at worst, and it will not hurt you. If it is true, you will be very prestigious." He Continue to tempt Wu Er Er.

"Ah, it's impossible, I have to go and have a look!" Wu Er Er didn't believe it, but after thinking about it, it was indeed the truth. He didn't care about eating, and rushed out of the small restaurant with a whistling sound.

Su Mu put a string of money on the table, with his hands behind his back, and followed in a leisurely manner.

When I got home and just entered the door, I heard Wu's second child laughing loudly from the north courtyard: "I'm stupid, it's true, dad, you actually got the post of Yangzhou promotion official, this is not a dream! "

"Wuwu, what Su Mu said is actually true. I'm going to be a yamen soon, no, labor and management are now. Wuwu, why are you crazy? I've worked so hard to serve you for so many years, filial piety I am so touched, seeing that you are about to enjoy the blessings, why are you crazy!" Suddenly, Wu Er Er started to cry loudly.

Miss Wu also cried again: "Second brother, don't talk, don't talk, when will you stay at home to serve dad!"

"It's all your fault, it's all your fault, women are really useless!" Wu Er Er roared loudly: "You are such a big living person, why did you get phlegm in your heart, how did you take care of your father, you are not filial, you are not filial! "

"It's all my fault, it's all my fault!" Miss Wu cried louder.

Su Mu didn't expect things to turn out like this, and hurried into the north courtyard, where almost everyone in the family gathered.

Xiaodie stood in the yard and jumped anxiously: "Master, Mr. Wu is not well yet, and now he is crazy again, what should we do?"

Looking up, he saw Wu Juren was still sitting on the chair, crying and laughing.

The second child twisted his face and couldn't help shouting.

Seeing that he has transformed into a son of a seventh-rank official, he wants to eat delicious food, but when he comes back, can the old man still take office with this appearance?

Wu Er Er couldn't accept it, seeing Su Mu coming, he asked loudly, "What the hell is going on?"

Su Mu spread his hands: "I don't know either. After telling him, the old Juren said that he didn't want to be an official. He said that he was used to living in the capital and didn't want to leave home. We persuaded him a few words, and it became like this gone."

He was thinking about how to get Wu Er Er to slap Lao Juren so as to wake him up.

However, the ancients attached great importance to the character of filial piety, so it is really difficult to let the son beat the father.

But as soon as he finished speaking, Wu Er's eyes turned red, "What, don't be an official!"

He grabbed his father's arm and shook it unceasingly: "What are you thinking? Just because of the bastard reason that you don't want to go out, you don't want to have a future. It's too selfish, and you don't think about us as children. Wake up Wake up, wake up!"

Seeing that his expression was really scary, Miss Wu rushed over and grabbed her brother's arm: "Second brother, don't, don't!"

"Get out, it's all your fault!" Wu Lao Er burst into his heart with a bad breath, from a yamen to a penniless rascal, this gap made him a little nervous, couldn't bear it anymore, raised his hand, and exhausted all his strength I slapped my sister in the face.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Su Mu rushed into the house with a stride, and gave Wu Laoer a hard push.

Coincidentally, with a sound of "slap!", this slap landed on Wu Juren's face.

Now, everyone is stunned.

There was a sudden silence in the room, even Wu Er was stunned.

At this time, the old Juren's turbid eyes suddenly became clear, and his body froze, as if waking up from a dream: "Just now I had a dream, as if someone slapped me in the face."

"Ah, Master Wu is awake, Master Wu is awake!"

"Daddy, you're awake!" Miss Wu began to cry again.

Second Wu: "What do you take as reality when you're dreaming?"

"No, why is my father's face so hot?" The old man glared at his son, "Little bastard, why are you back?"

Wu Er Er: "Didn't daddy go to Yangzhou to be an official? You are not in good health. As a son, I naturally want to serve you together!"

"You bastard, I'm not going to Yangzhou."

"Why, are you crazy?"

"I won't go anyway."

"If you don't go, you have to go."

"Little bastard, I turned against you!"

The two father and son looked at me and I looked at you, panting heavily.

After a while, Wu's second child sneered: "You can't take care of yourself as a human being, but you can't help it. Dad, I offended you." After finishing speaking, he hugged his father up: "Drug, medicine!"

Su Mu didn't expect Wu's second child to react so violently, he almost blurted out the phrase "Cheek trouble".

A maid handed over Wu Juren's medicine for curative wind, but Wu's second son couldn't control that much, and poured a whole bowl of medicine down his father's throat.