Good son-in-law of the Ming Dynasty

Hearing what Su Mu said, Emperor Zhengde thought that Su Mu was stupefied, so he pulled his sleeve quietly, and then said to Queen Mother Zhang: "Queen Mother, Su Mu probably doesn't know what's going on. This matter concerns us. The face of the Tian family, or else, I will tell him first."

Empress Dowager Zhang snorted coldly: "Okay, Emperor, just talk to Haosheng, the closest minister in your East Palace, so that he won't blame Ai's family for not teaching and punish him!"

After finishing speaking, he waved his sleeves and retreated to the Nuan Pavilion in the back hall.

After a while, there was a faint cry from inside.

"Just now Zhang Yong was on business in the forbidden city, and happened to see you being ordered into the palace by the Queen Mother. Zhang Yong kept his mind on it, so he came to me to report it. A big event happened in the palace in the past two days, it was about my sister-in-law. ... I kept an eye out and hurried over here. If I'm a little later, I'm afraid I won't see you again." Emperor Zhengde shook his head, looked at the shocked Su Mu, and sighed: "Su Mu , In fact, you shouldn't be responsible for this matter, it's really... It's really my sister-in-law who is... According to you..."

He suddenly looked angry, imitating the tone of modern people, and said an attributive sentence: "Only his sister is an idiot!"

Su Mu couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Zhengde said nothing to him, stretched out his fist and hammered Sumu's arm, then took a peek at Empress Dowager Zhang's room, and said: "Speaking of this book, Taikang is simply fascinated by it, she is so young , Look at it, and you can see that something is wrong."

"What's wrong?" Su Mu couldn't help asking.

"Listen to me in detail." Emperor Zhengde hadn't seen Su Mu for a while, so he was naturally very happy to meet his old friend.

He just sat down on the futon and signaled Su Mu to sit down too.

Su Mu was in a critical juncture, he didn't dare to make mistakes, he just stood there respectfully.

After listening for a long time, Su Mu finally understood what was going on.

Listening to what the emperor said, this Princess Taikang is 14 years old, and she is not lively by nature, but she often has strange thoughts, which is somewhat similar to Emperor Zhengde's disposition. , is equally absurd nonsense.

In fact, the genes of the Zhang family seem to have this defect, such as Zhang Heling and Zhang Houye, as well.A while ago, when Emperor Zhengde succeeded to the throne, Empress Dowager Zhang lowered the curtain, probably for the sake of her family's reputation, she released Li Mengyang who had been imprisoned in Jinyiwei, and was reinstated as an official.

As a result, this Li Mengyang was also very angry, and lost Zhang Hou's two front teeth in a battle with a wat board in the early dynasty.

The two twisted into a ball in the Golden Luan Hall, and were finally separated by the guards. This matter became a good talk in the official circles of the capital, and Zhang Houye became everyone's laughing stock.

Also because her uncle and elder brother Zhengde were such people, and Emperor Hongzhi was generous by nature, Princess Taikang became more and more weird as she grew up day by day.

Some time ago, the "Dream of Red Mansions" written by Su Mu was very popular in the palace, the little girl was bored, so she asked the close maid to make a set to watch and play.

I have to admit that Cao Xueqin's big "Dream of Red Mansions" can be called a killer for young girls. Princess Taikang was so attracted by it after just one glance that she couldn't extricate herself.

According to the laws of the Ming Dynasty, men can marry after they are sixteen and women are 14 years old.

The ancients matured earlier, and their psychological age was at least six years older than modern people.

As soon as I read about the love and affection of the men and women in the Grand View Courtyard, I felt an unspeakable sense of ignorance and envy in my heart, despite my blushing.

There are only eunuchs and maids in the palace, but there is no young man.

Because of this, Princess Taikang is particularly yearning for the affairs of the outside world, and even imagines what it would be like if she was in such a world.

It must be [-] times more exciting than this depressing palace Ouchi!

Unlike Emperor Hongzhi who liked Xiren in the book, Emperor Zhengde who liked Sister Feng, and Empress Dowager Zhang who liked Qingwen, Princess Taikang liked Sister Lin.

The clothes on her body are all dressed in the same way as sister Lin, not only that, but she also carries a flower hoe to bury flowers like a man.Even if there are no flowers in the palace, people go out to buy them.

Not only that, but it is also confusing to do things.The person who was talking and laughing with you a moment ago will be crying in the blink of an eye.

Zhengde said angrily: "Read the book carefully, as for learning from the people in it!"

After Hongzhi's great success, Empress Zhang was busy with government affairs and had no time to control Princess Taikang, but she didn't know that her daughter read Su Mu's book and read the magic barrier.

Emperor Zhengde talked about Princess Taikang's situation for a long time, and Su Mu became impatient.

He has already heard that this Princess Taikang was born in the deep palace and grew up in the hands of a woman. She is like a piece of white paper, very innocent, and has no idea what the real world looks like.After reading Su Mu's book, I took the world in the book as real, and was fascinated by the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of the heroes and heroines in it.

Such a girl, Su Mu, is not uncommon in the post-apocalyptic world.

For this kind of female readers, there is a special term - female literary youth - literary young women.

Su Mu sighed in his heart: Zhu Houzhao is a bastard, Taikang is a female literary youth, it is not normal for the children of the old Zhu's family to compete with each other!

He was inexplicably captured into the palace by Queen Mother Zhang today, and he was almost beaten to death. If Emperor Zhengde hadn't arrived at a critical moment, he might really have to undergo a second time travel. Times have passed.

Immediately interrupted Zhengde's words unceremoniously: "Your Majesty, why did Princess Taikang think of escaping from the palace, and where did she go?"

"Didn't you read your book about the festival when sister Lin's father died and she went to Rongguo Mansion to visit relatives. This girl compares herself to Lin Daiyu, saying that the late emperor also passed away, and she also has to go out of the palace to find her brother Bao." Civil official of the Ming Dynasty Most of the attitudes towards the emperor were not good, as if not doing so could not show the character of a literati, and Su Mu and Zhengde were closely related, so the emperor didn't care, and said: "It probably happened the day before yesterday."

Su Mu was taken aback: "Such a big living person has been running away for three days. Princess Taikang, Tianhuang and noble, must have many eunuchs and maids around her. Even if they want to leave the palace, don't these people know how to stop them? "

Zhengde slapped his head: "The day before yesterday, Taikang said that he hadn't seen me for a long time and missed me, so he took two maids and drove out of the palace in a car. But she never expected that she left Beijing directly. Everyone in the palace thought she had arrived in Xiyuan, and I rarely returned to the palace once every three to five days. In this way, two days had passed by the time the people in the palace found out that she was missing."

"As for where Taikang went after leaving Beijing, no one knows." Zhengde shook his head and whispered to Su Mu: "Just now you also saw that the Queen Mother killed so many people in order to find out Taikang's whereabouts. If it wasn't a coincidence for me, I'm afraid you won't be in the same boat. Although you, Su Mu, are outstanding in martial arts and not bad in Vajra, you are the number one master, and you will be beaten dozens of times by the Queen Mother and her old man, so you don't look good."

Su Mu almost rolled his eyes: What kind of master am I? With the methods of the eunuchs just now, let alone dozens of sticks, just three or five blows would kill me.

He also whispered to the emperor: "Your Majesty, I just wrote a book, and I'm all eyes on it. It's no wonder that Princess Taikang saw the problem after reading the book. Wait, Your Majesty, please forgive me." guilt."

Su Mu has already made up his mind, he will escape from the palace with the emperor cheekily later, and then find a way to stay by Zhengde's side, so as to ensure temporary safety.

Inside, Empress Dowager Zhang slapped something, as if she had slapped something with her palm: "Since Your Majesty, Su Mu, has allowed you to explain the reason clearly, how can you say that you have made such a big mistake?"

Zhengde scratched his head in embarrassment: "Just now the queen mother has made it clear that I will punish you this time, and I can't protect you!"

He sat on the futon scratching his ears and cheeks for a long time, probably unable to think of a way, and comforted Su Mu, saying: "Su Mu, I think you are wrong about this matter. What is "Dream of Red Mansions"? Flustered. Last time when I was still in Donggong Academy, I just flipped through a few pages when I was bored, so don’t write this book in the future.”

Su Mu: "Yes, I will not write a word in the future."

Nonsense, because of this book, I, Su Mu, have fought back and forth twice on the edge of life and death.Last time it was Emperor Hongzhi, this time it was Empress Zhang.

I fell into the same pit twice, write again, wouldn’t I, Su Mu, become a lunatic?

Emperor Zhengde's voice became lower and lower: "Since Emperor Xiaozong's great visit, the Empress Dowager was overwhelmed with grief. I am busy with government affairs, so I can't stay with her old man, and there is Taikang who can accompany the Empress Dowager to say a few words. Now that Taikang is missing, I think the queen mother is in a bad mood. You should suffer a little this time. I beg for you, and I will give you fifty sticks. Anyway, you have practiced the iron cloth shirt covered with golden bells. Hitting you with a stick is like scratching an itch. You don’t need to take off your pants anymore, you are my close minister anyway, you still need to be decent.”

Empress Dowager Zhang heard her son mention the late emperor inside, and wept softly again.

Su Mu was stunned, and said angrily, "Your Majesty..."

Anger welled up in his chest: Well, Zhengde, is that why you came here today to plead for me? You are also busy with government affairs. You are an emperor who has not yet been in charge of the government. What kind of government affairs do you have? Aren’t you afraid of Queen Mother Zhang? I just want to calm down.

The emperor immediately said: "Queen Mother, how about hitting fifty sumu sticks?"

Empress Dowager Zhang: "Alright, since His Majesty has interceded, I will spare Sumu once today and beat him with fifty sticks."

Su Mu knows best about his own affairs, how can he be willing to be beaten.

He was also anxious in his heart, knowing that the stick could not be eaten no matter what.

Immediately, he yelled: "Can I not hit the stick? Although I have rough skin and thick flesh, under the imperial power, thunder, rain and dew are all God's blessings. I dare not use my true energy to resist it. With fifty sticks, I can't beat you." No matter what, I have to lie on the bed for two to three months, wouldn't it delay the search for Princess Taikang?"