Good son-in-law of the Ming Dynasty

Emperor Zhengde suddenly asked about this matter today, which caught Su Mu by surprise.

In fact, Su Mu has also encountered similar problems in modern society.When I was with my classmates in college, it was natural to talk about women when I was free.Some iron buddies even directly talked about the relationship between men and women.

We lived in the same dormitory for four years, and we knew exactly how many hairs there were on each other's buttocks. Naturally, there was no secret at all. I didn't think there was anything wrong with such a question.

What's more, when the lights in the dormitory were turned off, it turned into a small-scale sexual knowledge literacy lecture.

Suddenly, Su Mu had an inexplicable sense of instant vision, and the Emperor Zhengde in front of him seemed to be his best buddy in college.Perhaps, he really forgot the difference between monarch and minister, and regarded himself as a true friend?

If Su Mu evaded this question again, he really wouldn't regard Zhengde as a friend anymore.

I looked around and saw no one else around.

Su Mu had no choice but to lower his voice, and asked helplessly: "General, you only care about stretching your muscles and bones during the day, don't you like being lucky...that, that..."

Su Mu suspected that Emperor Zhengde didn't like women very much, so he didn't live with the queen at all.

When Zhengde heard that Su Mu called himself a general, he knew that he had already entered the private topic mode, he was overjoyed, and replied: "Indeed, I practice martial arts diligently during the day, and I also have a lot of daily government affairs, so I don't often go to the queen's bedroom. "

"How often?" Su Mu asked.

Zhengde thought for a while: "It's not too long, I will go three or five times a month."

"Three or five times, it is indeed less." Su Mu thought he had found the reason, and said: "Your Majesty is fierce, and heirs should not be a problem. However, the success rate of this kind of thing is not so high. Gao. Chen has also read books like this before, such as Dongmingzi, Baopuzi, and Huangdi... According to ancient books, this man's sex life is just a moment in a few days every month. The problem is , you can’t know exactly which day and time it is, so you can only sow widely and reap little.”

Zhengde shook his head: "Su Qing, it's not that I don't know this truth. To tell you the truth, the Empress Dowager is also more concerned about this matter, and she has chosen many concubines for me on weekdays. Not too many, five or six always Yes. In order to cope with this errand, I have to stick to the rain and dew, and I always go to each concubine for three to five days a month. But just like this, I still get nothing, which really annoys me."

Speaking of this, he looked depressed: "I feel that if I don't let the concubines give birth to dragon sons, I won't be able to explain to the Queen Mother, the officials, and the people of the world."

Su Mu was taken aback, and couldn't help but said: "Five or six concubines, every three to five days, Your Majesty has never been free in this month. Is this still all about stretching your muscles and bones, but not caring about women's sex?" ? Your Majesty, there is no plowed land in the world, only exhausted cows!"

Zhengde was a little embarrassed, and subconsciously looked around again, only to find that there was no one else, he was relieved this time.His face was reddish: "Yeah, I don't have time to spend a day at all. I feel that I am not a good man, Aiqing, you have to keep it a secret! Also, my queen and concubines are also pregnant, Aiqing, you have always been pregnant." You are so clever, you have to give me an idea."

"An idea?" Su Mu cried out in shock.

This stuff involves the affairs of Emperor Zhengde, so what can he come up with.

After Su Mu traveled to the Ming Dynasty, his life was difficult. At the beginning, he just wanted to have a full meal and was bullied by his family members, so he took the road of imperial examination.

Later, he entered the officialdom and became a close minister of the emperor. He just wanted to do this for a lifetime of peace and power, but in fact, he didn't have much ideal.

But Zhengde's words made Su Mu smell a little danger. He has always been with the king like a tiger. Sometimes, if he fails to respond with one sentence, he will die and his family will die.

Fortunately, Emperor Zhengde was open-minded, open-minded and broad-minded, and he was a very easy-going boss, so Su Mu wasn't really worried.

But today, Emperor Zhengde talked about the issue of heirs, but he has already touched the taboo of the feudal dynasty.

As a civil servant, you cannot intervene in the emperor's household affairs.In the family affairs of the Tian family, especially the issue of the emperor's heirs should not be involved.

Because the emperor's heirs will also be emperors in the future, and this involves the issue of orthodoxy.

If you don't deal with one well, you will fall into the trap, and you will never turn over.

Su Mu also knew this measure, so he could only casually say: "Perhaps, His Majesty is too busy with government affairs, so you should be tired, just rest for a while. Otherwise, find a prescription from the imperial physician and try it."

Zhengde was a little embarrassed, and said with a wry smile: "How can I talk about this kind of thing in front of the imperial physician. Well, anyway, I am only 17 years old, it's too early!"

Seeing that the emperor did not mention this matter, Su Mu heaved a sigh of relief, and echoed: "Long live is right, your majesty is only 17 years old this year, so why worry. I think there is a good saying, 'the melons are ripe and the stems fall'. The crops are strong, and we have to wait until It’s the end of summer, and it’s not until autumn that people mature, and it’s probably the same for people, there’s no rush. The reason why I want to be a father is because I’m already twenty-one this year, and I’m already in my prime.”

"So, you are familiar with me. Su Qing's words are somewhat reasonable, and I take it very seriously." Emperor Zhengde believed it, and felt that he was just a young emperor in his teens, without a prince, It's also normal.With all the heart knots gone, he immediately laughed heartily.

The emperor was happy, but Su Mu was very depressed when he thought that he would be sent to Shaanxi province to study politics.The problem is that after Zhengde's interruption just now, he couldn't bring it up again.

This had to be with the emperor for a while, and then he left.

It seems that leaving Beijing for a year is a certainty, and he has nothing to do with it.

After coming out from the emperor, Su Mu was about to go home, for some reason, he felt a sudden shock in his heart, stopped, and muttered to himself: "No, no, I always feel that something is wrong."

"Emperor Zhengde has been married for such a long time, and has so many concubines. He is also close to women on weekdays, but his concubines are so bad. The young age may be the reason, but it is not convincing. Emperor Zhengde is in good health, 17 years old looks more like an adult in his twenties."

"Then, it's not right that the concubines have physical problems. A concubine may not be able to bear children, but not everyone is."

"In real history, Emperor Zhengde reigned for 18 years. By the time of his death, he was already a man in his 30s, but he still had no children. Then, the problem should be on him."

"Emperor Zhengde didn't give birth!" A thought that shocked Su Mu suddenly appeared in his mind.

The emperor did not give birth, which was a major event that could change the entire court situation.