Good son-in-law of the Ming Dynasty

What Mr. Shao did surprised Su Mu. It was too scientific and inhuman.

In the past, in the third year of high school, basically, every formula was followed by countless questions with various tricks. All you need to do is to memorize all the standard practices derived from it.

Not to mention, this trick is really effective. After about ten days of class, Su Mu was surprised to find that he had memorized all the rhymes and the changes in them. He randomly picked out a sentence from the three hundred Tang poems, pointed to With one word in it, he can easily compose a test poem, and no one can find any mistakes.

Of course, this is no longer poetry.

As for what it is, the devil knows.

Of course, others also benefit greatly.Some people even said that after the first two days of the class, they only felt that Mr. Shao had a profound knowledge, and they just admired him in their hearts, but now they really know how powerful Mr. Shao is.But as far as trying to post poems, Wansheng today is considered to have truly passed the test.In this courtyard test, I didn't dare to say stereotyped essays, but in this test post poem, I got it firmly.

Everyone felt that this life was reasonable, and they were all excited.

Hearing this, Su Mu could only smile wryly.

Because there is a good method for the test post poem, it can be regarded as passing the test, and the following stereotyped essay writing will not be so easy to deal with.

Shaotai didn't have any good ideas, so he could only use the most stupid method: the sea of ​​questions offensive.

His method is also simple, which is to take out more than a dozen selected contemporary texts, and let the students re-do it with their own words according to the topic and the original author's general idea. This is called copying.

After copying this article, Shao Tai asked everyone to write an article with the same title to refute the original author.

Anyway, if a topic comes up, if you don't write three or five essays that don't repeat the same, you won't pass the test.

A stereotyped essay is about [-] words, and writing five or six essays a day is [-] to [-] words.Su Mu was better, after all, he had honed it for more than a month when he frantically updated "Journey to the West" before, and he could bear it.

Poor other people keep writing with trembling hands, but this composition still takes a lot of brains. After a whole day, I just feel completely confused in my head. Do not go into other things.

"I can't stand it anymore!" Basically, every day when I come to class, everyone will yell like this, but the homework that should be done is not missing a single word.

Mr. Shao has lost weight obviously, and the old master probably feels embarrassed that he doesn't need snacks after collecting so much tuition. For more than 40 students, each of them read five or six articles every day, and he read them word for word, and took them out for correction.

Within a few days, the old man's voice became hoarse, he held the fat sea in his hands and drank non-stop, and his eyes were full of red threads.

So until the end of the month, even Su Mu couldn't bear it.

Writing "Journey to the West" was half plagiarism, half creation, and it was quite interesting, plus the incentive of the manuscript fee, so naturally I didn't feel bitter.But the writing of this eight-part essay was extremely boring, and after writing it, Su Mu felt like vomiting.

Fortunately, he has to run every morning, and his body is much better than his classmates, so he won't fall down.

It's just that the amount of food is getting worse every day, and everything you eat tastes like chewing wax.

Food intake is inversely proportional to brain activity.

Su Mu suddenly remembered the month before his college entrance examination, was it the same situation, and suddenly felt a sad feeling in his heart: I have time-traveled, why do I still have to take the exam!

Mr. Shao was old and finally collapsed.

That day when he was in class, he suddenly stretched out his hand and supported the wall with all his strength, and was about to collapse.

Everyone was shocked, Su Mu sat in the front row, hurriedly threw away the pen in his hand, and stepped forward to support him.

Shao Tai's face was flushed, and it took him a long time to let out a long breath: "I stayed up too late today for the teacher, and my head is a little dizzy, let's stop here today, anyway, the day after tomorrow is the hospital exam. Just come here, come here Bar."

He struggled to stand up and looked at everyone: "Do your best, obey the destiny, and God rewards hard work. As long as you work hard, you will always have a good result."

When Su Mu heard this, he shouted in astonishment for a long time: "The day after tomorrow is the hospital exam!"

Unlike Su Mu, the other students suddenly burst into cheers: "It's a holiday, it's a holiday!"

Then he threw all the paper and pens in his hand into the sky, and they rushed out like fleeing.

The joyful laughter of the students came from outside: "I'm exhausted, Brother Zhong, tonight my brother is the host, let's go to Deyue Tower for a drink. Brother Guan, Brother Liu, you must show face."

"No hurry, go back to the inn to take a shower."

"What kind of wine to eat, Xiaosheng just wants to sleep."

"Good idea, why not sleep with flowers."

……

Su Mu couldn't stop shaking his head. My husband was so tired that he fell ill, but these guys wanted to go out to drink and have fun. Are they still human?

Shao Tai beside him smiled slightly: "Very good, very good, this effect is what I want."

Su Mu: "Sir, why did you say that?"

Shao Tai sighed suddenly: "I think back then, when I took the college exam for the first time as a teacher, I was so nervous that I couldn't sleep. As soon as I entered the exam room, I got the questions and read them for a long time, but I couldn't understand them no matter what. I just stayed there. After sitting blankly for half an hour, I was finally able to write a pen. Unfortunately, the ranking was not satisfactory, and it was worthy of being on the list. However, a scholar of my clan did not perform at his usual level because of his real worries, and his name was lost."

Su Mu's heart moved: "Mr. is actually not sure about guessing the questions. He can only use Wenshan questions to numb everyone. After entering the examination room, he will not be so afraid. Did the students guess right?"

Shao Tai smiled and nodded: "Of course, in fact, all the scholars here are famous for their talents. In terms of real skills, even if they don't guess the topic, they may not fail. I'm afraid that the burden on their hearts is too much. Seriously, when the time comes, you will be nervous and things will go wrong. The purpose of this teacher is to keep you from being idle for a moment, so that you won't think about it wildly."

Su Mu also laughed: "Sir, this is..." It's purely for athletes to measure before participating in the competition.

He smiled, and looked at Shao Tai worriedly: "Sir, you can go and hire a doctor, and the students will do it right away."

Mr. Shao: "No, it's mainly because it's too classy, ​​just sleep on it."

This question sea attack is really powerful, after Su Mu came out, he was still worried, so Boss Tuolin invited a doctor for Shao Tai.After going home and taking a nap, I thought in my heart that "the big test is a big game, the small test is a small game", so I simply went out to play for a day today to adjust my body and mind.But after getting up, he subconsciously polished a pool of ink and picked up the pen to do the unfinished homework yesterday.

"Hey, why did I write it again? The cram school has already been disbanded, and there is no one to urge homework, so what are you afraid of?" Just after finishing writing, Su Mu laughed and threw the pen aside.

After breakfast, I went out for a walk. This month, I was only focused on reviewing homework and doing questions, but I didn't realize that today's Baoding city is full of scholars. Candidates from more than a dozen counties in the prefecture gather here. One is not full.Those who came early, such as the classmates in the cram school, even came a month earlier.

Su Mu's heart is not at ease, and he always feels that those few problems are lingering in his heart, worrying and lingering.

The surrounding scenery doesn't seem to make any sense.

"Damn it, am I a demon or obsessive-compulsive disorder?" Su Mu felt annoyed, he had no choice but to turn around and go home, and after finishing those questions, he felt completely relaxed.