Good son-in-law of the Ming Dynasty

"Crack!" With a sound, a gavel was slapped on the table.

The chaotic teahouse finally calmed down, only Xiaoer shuttled back and forth among the crowd, still shouting loudly: "Hot water, hot towels, melon seeds, snacks!"

The storyteller sitting on it was very dissatisfied, and couldn't help but rolled his eyes at Xiaoer, thinking: It seems that the old man will not be able to show his ability to press the bottom of the box today.

He coughed lowly, cleared his throat, and sang loudly: "The hibiscus with embroidered face smiles, and the ducks fly sideways to line the cheeks. It is only the movement of the eyes that makes people guess. On the one hand, the style is full of charm, and on the other hand, it is tender and hateful. The moon moves and the flowers and shadows make an appointment to come back."

This can be regarded as the opening remark of storytellers in the Ming Dynasty, and it is usually sung with lyrics.

Wait until the end of the song to get to the point.

This storyteller is about fifty years old, and he probably lives in a difficult life. His old face is full of wrinkles, his hair and beard are also yellow and white, and he is very haggard.

When I opened my mouth, it was full of the smell of fireworks. When I sang this song, it was like a blunt saw sawing wood, it was horrible.

As soon as Zhengde heard it, he threw the melon seeds in his hand angrily: "Isn't this a night owl? How dare you come out to cheat money with this voice?"

In a corner of the teahouse, Emperor Zhengde was sitting there in casual clothes, beside Liu Jin and a few guards, also dressed as ordinary people.

The little emperor was absurd by nature, and he was bored staying in the palace. He did a lot of things like this kind of private visits in disguise, and he never tired of it.The imperial palace is only that big, if you live in it for a lifetime, you can't be more familiar with every plant and tree in it, Zhengde, how can it compare to the colorful world outside the imperial palace?

Liu Jin's reform of the military system caused such a big disturbance, and he was worried. In order to please Emperor Zhengde, he took the emperor out of the palace to play more intensively these days, in order to divert Zhengde's attention from the frontline warfare.

When passing by this teahouse today, I heard that it was very lively inside, Emperor Zhengde was interested, and also thirsty after walking, so I brought Liu Jin and others in to buy a bowl of tea, and listened to Mr. Shu's story by the way.

Nowadays, listening to books and watching operas is the main form of entertainment for Beijingers and Xialiba people. After all, Zhengde and his group are superior and have never been exposed to this kind of vulgar culture. Not only the emperor, but even Liu Jin is very curious.

But I don't want this storyteller to sing so badly. If it weren't for Zhengde, even Liu Jin would want to beat the case and boo.

Throwing out Zhengde's melon seeds, it happened to land on the head of a man in front of him who was described as trivial.

The man was furious, turned his head and shouted: "What are you doing?"

When Liu Jin and a few guards saw someone shouting at the emperor, they were all taken aback, not knowing what to do.

Zhengde went to get excited. As early as five years ago, he traveled in the capital in microservices and challenged the people in the world.Now seeing someone provoking me, I don't feel interested.

He looked at the man with a smile, stretched out his hands and squeezed his joints: "Brother, are you interested in having a discussion? Let's find a spacious place, shall we?"

Only then did the man realize that Emperor Zhengde was tall and burly, with well-proportioned muscles, sitting there like a ferocious leopard.Looking at the partners around this person, all of them have fierce faces, and they know that they have met a ruthless person.

It's a pity that he is just an ordinary citizen who can't be more ordinary, how dare he provoke this group of villains.

Immediately shrank his head, and said in a low voice: "Whoever is discussing with you, this book is very exciting to hear, and we don't have time. Do you know, this book was written by Master Su, it sounds very good."

"Su Xueshi, which Su Xueshi?" Zhengde couldn't help but grabbed the man's shoulder.

"Hmph, even Bachelor Su Ziqiao Su doesn't know, really, I don't know... Ah, my lord, can you be gentle, it hurts so much." The man frowned in pain, and hurriedly said: "It is said that This book was written by him, just listen to it, it sounds very good."

"Oh, so it was written by Su Mu." Zhengde became interested.

At this time, the storyteller finally finished singing: "It is said that one day Ximenqing came forward and went to Yueniang's room. Yueniang said: "Today, the Hua family envoy will bring you a post and treat you to wine. Ximenqing watched it." The post reads: "Wu Yin's family in the courtyard at noon said, I hope you will go with me soon! After a while, I picked out my clothes and hats, called two followers, and rode a fine horse, and went to Hua's house first."

I don't want Hua Zixu to be away from home.His wife, Li Ping'er, was wearing a silver silk bun, a gold inlaid Ziying pendant, a pair of lotus root shirts, and a white gauze skirt with a pair of red mandarin phoenixes with pointed mouths. The little feet stand on the platform of the second gate.

That Ximen Qingsan walked in without knowing it, and bumped into his chest twice.Ximenqing has been paying attention to this for a long time, although he met once in the old village, he never played with it carefully.Today I met face to face, and saw that he was very fair, with short stature, melon seed face, and two eyebrows with thin bays. "

Zhengde couldn't help but said: "This story... Zhen... Why haven't I heard it before? When did Su Mu write this book again?"

At this time, the teahouse was quiet, and Zhengde's voice was very clear.

Almost everyone turned their heads at the same time, glaring at Zhengde. ,

"Quiet, don't talk."

"It's exciting!"

"You..." Liu Jin was furious, and she was about to shoot the case and show off her prestige.

Zhengde stretched out his hand and pulled him to sit down: "Listen, but I'm a little interested."

……

"It turns out that there are two floors of windows in the adult's house. The outside is the window and the inside is the window. The woman sent the servant girl out and closed the two windows on the inside. There are lights and candles in the room, so you can't see from the outside. This spring girl is 17 years old this year. Years old, quite knowledgeable, I saw the two of them sneaking out tonight, quietly looking under the window, using the hairpin on their heads to sign the paper on the broken window, and peeping in. How do the two at the end communicate? But see: In the shadow of the light, sharks In the silk tent, a jade arm is busy shaking, and a golden lotus is held high. An oriole is beeping, and a swallow is murmuring. It's like Junrui meeting Yingniang, or Song Yu stealing the goddess. The vows of mountains and seas are vaguely heard; butterflies love bees freely , Let it go if you can't. It's exactly: being turned into a red wave, the consonance reveals the crisp chest;

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Looking at the audience, everyone's eyes were full of green light, and their throats were filled with the sound of swallowing saliva.It makes people feel as if they have fallen into the tiger wolf's den.What's more, that wretched man stretched out his hand to feel under his lap, and murmured in his mouth: "If I can live the life of that Ximen official for a day, even if I die, I will be willing to die!"

Zhengde and the others finally understood that the storyteller was talking about a romantic story.

They are all young people, and after listening to a passage, they feel hot all over, but this story is so provocative.

Liu Jin is an eunuch, and he has no interest in matters between men and women.Hearing this, I suddenly felt uneasy, and brought the emperor to listen to Fengyue Duan'er. If people know about it, even if he is powerful, trouble will be inevitable.

He was about to persuade Emperor Zhengde to leave quickly. At this time, Zhengde suddenly pulled the man in front again, and asked in a low voice: "What is the name of this book? I didn't know it before. How could it be possible for Su Mu to be the number one scholar?" Doesn’t writing this kind of book ruin your reputation?”