Good son-in-law of the Ming Dynasty

"I'll talk about your younger sister later, Your Majesty, I'm going to ask you something, and you have to answer truthfully." The Empress Dowager Zhang's face became serious.

Zhengde: "Queen Mother, you can ask, I will naturally have something to say."

Empress Dowager Zhang: "My family would like to ask you, two and a half months ago, on the day of No. 13, did you get lucky with a court lady surnamed Tan?"

Zhengde scratched his head, unable to remember this matter: "Maybe, maybe not, I really can't remember."

"Ridiculous, as the Ninth Five-Year Lord, how can I not remember which woman is lucky. If that woman is pregnant, it will be a major issue related to my royal blood." Empress Dowager Zhang's face turned pale with anger, and her lips trembled stand up.

"Empress Dowager, the emperor's elder brother's temperament is like this. He is careless and doesn't remember anything." Taikang interjected: "Empress Dowager, don't be angry. If you get angry, it's your body."

Then he glanced at Zhengde and giggled: "Brother Emperor, you forgot. On the day of two and a half months, you came to the Queen Mother to pay your respects, and stayed for dinner. You were very drunk and stayed here with the Queen Mother. At that time, you were about Because he was very drunk, he dragged a court lady to the bed indiscriminately. This matter is recorded in His Majesty's Daily Note, and it cannot be denied."

"Ah, you guys still remember this, is it possible that you still want to seek justice for that court lady surnamed Tan?" Zhengde slapped his head, "You mentioned it, I still remember it. Why, do you want to give her a prize?" Girl, Zhaorong or something?"

Speaking of this, the emperor became angry: "I still remember the appearance of that woman, she is quite ordinary. That's all, it seems a bit silly, it's not appropriate to seal her?"

This said, he completely recalled that incident.

The appearance of the woman surnamed Tan appeared in front of her eyes. To be honest, she was a stupid girl, she was very old, she seemed to be 26 or [-] years old.Originally, once the court ladies reached this age, they would be released from the palace and sent home.But the family members of this woman surnamed Tan are all dead, and there is nowhere to go.The queen mother saw that she was pitiful, and she was a fool who only knew how to do things, so she simply stayed in the palace.

This man couldn't speak cohesively, and he was in a daze all day long.On that day, Zhengde was also drunk and disorderly, unable to restrain himself for a while, he randomly recruited someone to make up the number.

This happened in the empress dowager's bedroom, and the majesty of the emperor has been greatly lost.

You know, there is a strict system for which woman the emperor lets sleep with.The women serving the bed must have a certain status, at least they must be Zhaorong, Zhaoyi or something.Of course, if you really slept with an ordinary court lady, you have to give her a title.Otherwise, the majestic emperor won't be freeloading?

However, when he thought that he was an emperor after all, but slept with a demented woman, Zhengde felt sick for a while.Seeing the empress dowager mentioning this matter, she thought she was going to be scolded by her mother, so her face became ugly.

"Why, Your Majesty disagrees?" Queen Mother Zhang asked in a deep voice.

Zhengde shook his head: "Queen Mother, I was confused about this matter for a while, and I am very annoyed when I think about it now. How can I seal her? This matter will not work."

The Empress Dowager shot her sharp eyes and asked, "Why?"

Zhengde had no choice but to say helplessly: "That woman is a fool in the first place. If she is banned, it would be a joke. I am also shameless, ashamed, ashamed!"

Empress Dowager Zhang sneered: "Your Majesty, you really disappointed Aijia!"

Zhengde spread his hands indifferently: "Queen Mother, if there is nothing else, I will take my leave first."

"Stop!" Empress Dowager Zhang suddenly became furious: "Your Majesty is so unresponsive, if Aijia asked you, if the maid named Tan was pregnant with Liujia and had a dragon seed, what would you say?"

"Dragon species?" Zhengde was taken aback, with an unbelievable expression on his face: "How is it possible?"

Princess Taikang interrupted: "Why is that impossible? Could it be that the emperor's elder brother feels that he cannot give birth to a dragon?"

Zhengde was furious: "I'm fine, how could it be possible that I can't give birth to a prince?"

"Taikang, don't talk nonsense, you, a girl, can say such things." The Queen Mother scolded Taikang, and said slowly, "Your Majesty's dragon body is strong, and it is normal to give birth to a prince, but this is my mother." A great happy event for the Tian family. Since the palace lady surnamed Tan is pregnant with the dragon seed, the Ai family is in charge and canonize her as Zhaorong. Your Majesty, you should not object to this matter. If it is spread out of the palace, let the imperial envoys know, so that it is inevitable The above table seeks justice for Tan Zhaorong."

Thinking of how powerful the officials are, Zhengde's scalp is numb.Indeed, if the civil servants find out about this, it will inevitably cause another big disturbance.If you don't grant Tan's surname as a court lady, you will inevitably be denied by the ministers as your own flesh and blood, which is against the rules of etiquette.

I could only spread my hands: "Come on, since the queen mother has made the decision, can I not make it?"

"That's good." Empress Dowager Zhang slapped her hands, and in a short while, someone outside helped in a 27-year-old, very fat woman.But I saw her with big breasts and fat buttocks, a creamy belly, a double chin, and she was so rich.

Want to kneel.

Empress Dowager Zhang: "Forget it, Tan Zhaorong, you are pregnant, so you don't need to kneel. Come, come, see Your Majesty."

The woman giggled, looked at Emperor Zhengde blankly, and clapped her hands: "You are the man chosen for me by the empress dowager. I like it very much. By the way, you seem to have slept with me last time."

"Crazy, crazy!" Zhengde felt goosebumps from nausea, took two steps back in fright, pointed at her and said, "What the hell are you doing, you're the one talking about the court lady, you didn't seem to be like this before, why are you as fat as... …Same?"

He originally wanted to say "like a pig", but his surname is Zhu, so he had to swallow the word abruptly.

Tan Zhaorong giggled and said, "The queen mother said that when a person is pregnant, she will gain weight. The queen mother said that I will give birth to a prince. The queen mother also said that as long as I give birth to a prince, I can be a concubine..."

As she spoke, she kept touching her butter belly.

Zhengde was furious, wishing he could punch her fat face flat, and shouted: "Pull it down, pull it down!"

Empress Dowager Zhang: "Tan Zhaorong is pregnant with dragon species, please help her down to rest."

"Yes, Queen Mother."

When the maid surnamed Tan left, Zhengde sat weakly on the chair: "How did this happen? I actually have a dragon seed with such a woman."

Empress Dowager Zhang: "Your Majesty, no matter how stupid Tan Zhaorong is, as long as she gives birth to a dragon species, the mother is more expensive than the child, and our Tian family can only recognize it.",

"Unlucky, disgusting, unlucky, disgusting!" Zhengde jumped up and rushed out.

His mournful and indignant cry came from a distance: "I don't admit it, I don't admit it!"

When the emperor left, there was no one else in the house.

Empress Dowager Zhang nodded with satisfaction: "Taikang, this is a good job. I never thought that the old fairy Chongxu's medicine was so amazing that it could change a woman's physical characteristics so much. She looks human. Look at her belly, it’s no different from a pregnant woman. Immortal tricks are divine tricks...By the way, don’t you know about this?”

Taikang: "I don't know about Chongxu. When my daughter asked him for medicine, she only asked if he could make a person into a big fat man in just two months. Chongxu gave a pair of medicine to his daughter and said Hugh. Say two months, one month is enough. When used on Tan Zhaorong, the effect is so good."

Empress Dowager Zhang sighed: "Tan Zhaorong has been in the palace for so many years, and she has worked hard without any credit. It's a pity that she is stupid and her family members are all dead. If she is released from the palace, I'm afraid she will be starved to death by the side of the road. Being able to be Zhaorong is also a good way out for her. In the future, no matter what, our royal family owes her. Just... let her live a good life for a few days."

Taikang: "This is the empress dowager's mercy."

Empress Dowager Zhang burst into tears: "Is it true that Your Majesty is destined to have no heirs? What does the old fairy Chongxu say?"