Good son-in-law of the Ming Dynasty

When I saw Zhengde, I saw him standing in front of the emperor's big tent, watching with great interest Qian Ning and others were cutting a sika deer: "The front legs are good, I will keep them. No, no, no... the meat of the front legs There is still some firewood, use the neck piece."

Qian Ning also went into battle in person, with one arm bare and a sharp knife in his hand: "I would like to abide by the order of the Long Live God. Your Majesty is really right. After a certain age, the muscles and bones will grow, and the skin and flesh will be rough. It also has a fishy smell. If it is used for barbecue, it is a big problem. Only the neck is full of fat because it is active all day long, whether it is roasted or cooked, it is extremely fat."

At his feet, there are many pheasants and roe deer.

Upon seeing this situation, Su Mu's head suddenly grew bigger, and he stepped forward to salute: "Chen Su Mu, I have seen His Majesty the Emperor." Thinking in his heart, how to persuade Zhengde later.

Before he could say anything, the emperor waved his hand at Su Mu: "Su Aiqing, don't say anything, I know what you want to do. Don't you just want me to still eat according to the food list you entered? ?"

Su Mu said angrily: "It's good that your Majesty knows, your majesty's dragon body is not in good condition, and it's better not to touch any meaty things."

"It's better not to touch it. My body is fully recovered now, and I feel that I have inexhaustible strength. Didn't you see my majestic appearance when I was hunting today?" Huhu danced two moves.

The eunuchs next to him hurriedly smiled flatteringly and said, "Your Majesty is heroic."

Su Mu smiled bitterly in his heart: People with cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, as long as they don't get sick, they look no different from ordinary people on weekdays.But once you get sick, it only takes half an hour.

It's a pity that Su Mu didn't dare to say this to Zhengde.

Zhengde went on to say: "Su Aiqing, I also know that you are a loyal client, so you are on this food list. To be honest, Xiaodie's food is indeed very good, and I like it very much. However, no matter how delicious it is , I can’t manage to use it every day? I’ve eaten so many natural vegetables, but I feel very consumptive, and my appetite is much larger than before. Moreover, I don’t even feel sticky at all, so how can I build up my strength?”

Su Mu said casually: "Why don't you touch any oil or meat? Didn't you use vegetable oil when you stir-fry vegetarian dishes? Also, isn't it written on the recipe that you will eat vegetarian food for two days and only eat a little seafood and chicken?"

"Hmph!" It's good that Su Mu didn't mention this matter. When he said that Emperor Zhengde was very unhappy, he snorted coldly: "Let's not talk about vegetarian dishes, it's right to clear the stomach. Seafood and chicken are of course great tonics, but Look at you, what's going on here?"

As he spoke, he pointed at Su Mu angrily: "All seafood is boiled in water, nothing is put in. That's all, it still has a salty taste in it anyway, that chicken...that chicken, don't put any salt, you can eat it without any salt. In the mouth, it is like biting firewood. Su Mu, what do you want to do?"

Seeing the emperor berating Su Mu loudly, Qian Ning gloated at Su Mu.As a martial artist who waits in front of the emperor all day long, he naturally knows how much the emperor's body is exhausted by practicing martial arts all day long.If the emperor was told not to eat meat, it would be okay for a day or two, but after a long time, he might not be able to bear it, and an evil fire would inevitably rise in his heart.

Su Mu has touched Emperor Zhengde's bad luck this time, hehe, how do you explain this time?

Seeing Zhengde's anger, Su Mu was also surprised.Once a foodie is tortured like this, he would be furious.In his heart, he was very sympathetic to Emperor Zhengde who ate a monk's diet all day long.However, for the sake of the emperor's body, Su Mu could only put away this sympathy. He didn't want to see his only friend in this world who could talk to him on an equal footing die.

But how to convince him?

Indeed, this diet is indeed inhumane, somewhat like the nutritious meals of future generations of athletes.

Athletes, yes, yes...

Su Mu's heart moved, not only was he not afraid, but he smiled with an unscrupulous look, and asked Emperor Zhengde casually: "Your Majesty personally conquered Tatar this time, and the diet is rough, do you feel fatter?"

Zhengde didn't expect Su Mu to ask this question, he was stunned, and said: "It seems to be a little fat, especially..."

"Especially the stomach." Su Mu continued: "Your Majesty, according to my visual inspection, your stomach seems to be a little bigger and you have grown fat. This is not good. It is said that this person's stomach only needs one Once it grows out, it is not so easy to disappear. Your majesty is so wise and mighty. Once you have a big belly, it will not look very good. Think about it, your majesty. If there is a war in the future, your majesty will gallop across the battlefield with a three-foot green spear in hand. It's too big, doesn't it greatly disrespect the majesty of the emperor. Also, think about it, Your Majesty, is this plausible?"

When Zhengde thought about it, a big belly general appeared in front of him, and he couldn't help laughing: "It's really ugly."

Su Mu: "To be a general, you should have a murderous look, and you should have the majesty of a general. At least you have to be tall and muscular. The recipe I presented to His Majesty is just for building muscles."

"Muscular?"

Su Mu nodded: "Your Majesty really needs a lot of meat to work hard all day long. However, if you eat too much meat, you will inevitably grow fat on your body. But if you don't eat it, you can't stand it. Therefore, eating seafood and The white water chicken is just right. Don't worry, Your Majesty, if you follow this recipe, I can assure you that Your Majesty will never grow into a big fat man."

Indeed, the heavy use of seafood and white water chicken is a common means of stamina accumulation for later generations of athletes.Especially for football, a sport that requires a lot of physical energy, it is necessary to find ways to reduce the fat content in the human body.Of course, diet control is not static.When athletes are underweight and unable to participate in fierce competition, they need to use foods such as fried foods to increase their weight.

Hearing what Su Mu said, Zhengde clapped his hands excitedly, his eyes lit up: "Yes, yes, yes, I don't want to become a big fat man, I need to grow muscles. Think about it, if my body is full of Tendon meat like black iron, how majestic it is. I am not afraid that you will laugh at me, I have been greedy for food for the past few years, and my stomach has grown bigger."

As he spoke, he unbuttoned his belt, revealing his belly.

When he was in Xiyuan before, Zhengde and Su Mu often swam in the lake together, facing each other, and he didn't think there was anything wrong.

At this moment, seeing Zhengde's belly, Su Mu was taken aback, and couldn't help but yelled: "Oops, it's disabled!"

In the past, Zhengde had a fit body, with a solid eight-pack abs on his lower abdomen, and a beautiful murloc line on his waist.It's good now, after several years of absurd and nonsense life, Zhengde finally managed to train his eight-pack abs into one piece.Full and slightly sagging, it is unbearable to watch.

Hearing Su Mu's exaggerated cry, Zhengde was furious, and said bitterly: "Aiqing, I knew you were going to laugh at me."

"I dare not." Su Mu saluted repeatedly, but still couldn't help laughing.

Zhengde kicked him angrily, how could Su Mu be willing to let the emperor kick him, and quickly dodged aside.

Zhengde: "Don't laugh, don't laugh, this is an imperial decree."

After screaming for a long time, the emperor finally said harshly: "Forget it, I won't eat barbecue tonight. From now on, I will strictly follow the recipe you put in, Aiqing, and I don't believe that I can't grow back my previous muscles!"

Qian Ning was stunned and said, "That's fine too!"

Seeing the emperor and Su Mu talking and laughing like close friends, the fire of jealousy in Qian Ning's heart seemed to be burning.