Yue Chuan was my buddy in college, and also the terrorist I feared most at the wine table.This guy who drinks Erguotou as a drink makes me very drunk every time.Fortunately, when the two of us were together, he was often the one who got drunk, because if he didn't rush to drink, it would be as if I owed him.

I share the same dormitory with Yue Chuan, and my drinking capacity has continuously increased in the process of getting close to Zhu Zhechi, and finally reached the level of a master.Not only drinking capacity, I also learned the ability to chase girls in college from Yue Chuan.It's a pity that I only worked hand in hand with him for a year to sweep the makeup circle, and then I fell hopelessly in love with the girl of my dreams at that time.

My dream girl is the one that is unattainable, of course this is just my own feeling.Every time I see that girl, there is a feeling of being out of the world.I tried my best to get close to her, and she had already understood my intentions.But every action I take doesn't seem to go so smoothly.She seemed dissatisfied with my current endeavors, and I seemed to be waiting for things to happen.

My relationship with the man of my dreams eventually turned into a situation that neither of us could bear.Because I finally found out in despair that I love her fluttering appearance.I can't imagine what it's like to have her in my arms.Of course, she could also be lying in someone else's arms, and it wouldn't be very pleasant to think about that.In short, out of sight is out of sight, I don't want to break that holy picture myself, I would rather cheapen some lucky guy.

No matter how my dream lover stimulates me with all the rivals she has intentionally cultivated, no matter how skillfully she surrounds me with these virtual rivals armed by her every day, I have not left my perverted state in the end .I finally began to understand why Wu Yazi in "Tian Long Ba Bu" fell in love with a statue.Maybe every man once liked a statue in his heart, but in the end they were not as persistent as me.

The one who was most angry about this matter was Yue Chuan.He felt that I had hurt his face. On this battlefield, I was his apprentice after all, and now I was trapped in a certain woman and couldn't extricate myself. It really humiliated his handsome face.

But no matter how angry Yue Chuan was, I couldn't escape from this state in the end.Even when I was very good at graduating from university, my graduation certificate was in vain because of the fact that I failed to retake the credits of ten courses many times.And it was during these few years that I became a slave to literature.

Whenever I think about this, I feel like I'm a scumbag.Although others work for the boss, at worst they are still a specific person.But I have been selling myself to some illusory thing as a slave, not to mention my young life, and I still can't get paid.Because this illusory thing is not a legal person, the labor law cannot protect me.

But Yue Chuan never broke contact with me after graduation.Although I have completely lost his handsome face, he seems to care more about my current state.Whenever I heard him say: "Brother, I support your poverty." I was so moved that my eyes drenched.

You know, the person who said this sentence is a standard money fighter.Although this guy is generous with his friends, he is stingy when he goes out.I once saw with my own eyes that he took a three-day train to a foreign city to do business with three Northeast pancakes.Of course, I also ate cakes with him at that time.It's just that I ate one more than him.And the purpose of my trip to that city was to attend the Literary PEN Club.Yue Chuan said that I don't suffer as often as he does, so he specially let me eat an extra piece of cake.

After this experience, Yue Chuan's business has been very good.When I went out with him occasionally in the future, I never got the same "preferential treatment" as that time.Yue Chuan seemed to care about that experience very much, as if he owed me something.Although he doesn't actually owe me anything.Without his four pancakes, I would simply be hungry.

Normally, every other month, Yue Chuan would come to my house to see me.But it's been three months recently, and he didn't come to see me until today.This is why I was so bored that I went to the reception of the literary youth.

On the night when I was facing the sea breeze feeling sad, Yue Chuan, whom I had not seen for a long time, finally met.He first went to my home to look for me, and then my mother, who has been paying close attention to my situation recently, pointed out exactly where I was, and entrusted me to Yue Chuan with tears in his eyes, and Yue Chuan found me without any difficulty .

"Young dog, are you injured again?"

Seeing that it was Yue Chuan, I felt a little better, but I still pounded on the railing by the sea exaggeratedly, making a look of despair: "Why are all the eunuchs dead? If only Wei Zhongxian was still there?"

Yue Chuan laughed out loud, and his laughter scared away the few seagulls that were circling above our heads.Immediately afterwards, a bottle of Red Star Erguotou and two disposable wine glasses were taken out of his arms as if by magic.

I gripped the glass carefully so that it would not be blown away by the sea wind.Because of my cooperation, Yue Chuan didn't have any worries when pouring wine.

The cooperation was successfully completed, and two cups of hot Erguotou were already in the hands of the two of us.We each took a sip, Yue Chuan made a sound of enjoying alcohol, and my voice seemed to be moaning.

"Well, it's very loud."

Obviously this kid was scolding me, but I finally laughed.It's been three months and life has faded away without this guy beating up my language.

"Tell me, how did you think of the prodigal son turning back to me after you gave up on me?" After two or three sips of wine, I started to question Yue Chuan.

"I'll kill you for lying, I'm going to do a big deal this time. You old man just came back today, and the first thing he did was to see you. Didn't you stay alone in the vacant room for too long, and became hungry?"

I punched Yue Chuan in the chest with a straight punch: "Fuck you, dare to say that you old man is hungry."

Yue Chuan laughed again: "In order to compensate you for being a widow for three months, your old man brought you back a good thing."

"Apart from those little gadgets for coaxing women, what other good things do you have, don't show them to your old man." I deliberately hurt him.

"Look, you have failed your old man's kindness again. You will be happy when you see that thing later. This is a must-have for every widow in the world today, just like a beautiful woman's pillow. It’s like a cucumber.” Yue Chuan still had a hippie smile on his face.

I couldn't help but also became curious.I have been in the same room with Yue Chuan for four years, and we are like roundworms in each other's stomachs. If it is really something I don't like, he really won't give it to me.

"What's the good thing, let's find out with you old man first." I couldn't hide my curiosity that surpassed that of women.

"Did you read the newspaper, the game helmet has already come out." Yue Chuan put away his hippie smile, looked at me with a smile and said.

"You won't say, you spent [-] yuan to get a set for your old man, right? Are you so kind?" I suddenly became interested in my heart, and I really hope that this guy has such a little loyalty.Although I haven't played games before, I heard that this kind of game has a rich plot, and it is indeed the best way for down-and-out literati to pass the time and cultivate their internal skills.

"When did your old man treat you badly again? You have no conscience. I have already handed it over to your mother. The official public beta of the game will start tomorrow. You can go in and walk around to know how well your old man treats you." Yue Chuan still smiled , but with grievance in his tone.

I was immediately overwhelmed.Regardless of whether Yue Chuan misunderstood it or not, I pounced on Yue Chuan's handsome face and smacked with my big mouth.

Yue Chuan hastily pushed me away: "Rogue. Be decent, okay?"

I didn't care about Yue Chuan's dumbfounding expression, I picked up the cup, raised my neck and poured it all in.

This trick really worked.Yue Chuan is not stingy with anything to his friends, except his wine.If I drink too fast, he will catch up in no time.This is the best way I concluded to divert Yue Chuan's attention.

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