The process of the task is like this, first I accept the task, and then lead the army into the corresponding space.After completing the combat mission, the army will automatically withdraw, waiting for me to accept the mission of the next link, and then lead the army to fight until the mission is finally completed.

At eight o'clock in the morning in real time, I was teleported to the Tushita Palace above Lihentian 33 days away.There, I saw an old man with white hair and a childlike face.

"Welcome, Great Heavenly Master. As Er's biggest opponent in the future, Er really wants to know how the "Tao Te Ching" I taught you last time. Er doesn't want his opponent to be an ordinary guy. " said the old man with white hair and childlike face.

After listening to him, I have already confirmed that he is Laozi, that is, Taishang Laojun.It is exactly the same as the one I saw last time in my Grandmaster's mansion.

A shameful expression appeared on my face: "Well, I'm really sorry, I haven't practiced Laojun's exercises yet."

Lao Tzu rolled his eyes strangely: "Forget it, anyway, you have plenty of time. The way in the book and the way in the world are inseparable. It is normal for you to focus on practicing the way in the world. Since you are here today, you can take the task first. "

I was startled: "Could it be that I am going to fight Laojun now? With my current state, I am definitely not Laojun's opponent."

Lao Tzu curled his mouth: "You know best. Of course, you don't want to fight against me now. Although everyone in the Tiangong knows that you have appeared, they no longer respect me as before, but in the eyes of my old man, the current You are just cow dung and horse dung. Before your strength is reached, my old man doesn't have the time to deal with you."

"Then, what is my task now?"

"My old man is sending you to the Dao Realm now, and there is a person waiting for you there. Just ask him for your task."

As soon as the voice fell, I entered a vast space.Here, nothing.There is no sky, no earth, no light, not even darkness.You may think my words are funny.But the fact is that, not only can I not see the light here, I can't even see the darkness.That state cannot be described in words.

"Tao can be said, it is very Tao; name can be named, it is very famous. Nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth; name is the mother of all things." The state Lao Tzu mentioned in Chapter 1 of "Tao Te Ching" is the current state, not the language. can describe.This is what Lao Tzu called the "Dao Realm".

I couldn't help sighing: "The four elements are really empty, not only living things, but also dead things."

"You are wrong," a voice sounded from the vastness, "At least there is me here."

It was only then that I remembered that Lao Tzu said that I could find someone here to take on the task, so I hurriedly and happily asked, "Who are you?"

"I am Satan. Only I can create darkness for this world, which is more original than light. After I create darkness, you can go to Jehovah to create light." The voice said.

"Well, Satan, a very famous god," I nodded, "Then what is the task you gave me? You won't let me create darkness for you."

"Who do you think you are? It's just a great celestial master who hasn't reached the stage. You will be just like Li Er in the future. In this world, besides me, Jehovah and Li Er, and the Buddha No one, Zeus, Ra, Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, etc., can create darkness. Only I can create darkness, and I don’t need your help at all.”

"Then what do you need from me? If it's impossible, let me watch you create darkness. Otherwise, what else do you need from me and my 600 billion army?"

"I can only say that you are very ignorant. I have always wondered how a person like you will become a god as famous as a natural god like me in the future. It seems that Jehovah is right. Humans are born with flaws In my eyes, the 600 billion army is nothing but dust particles, and the great Satan will let people witness the power of creation."

Hearing this guy's rudeness, I curled my lips: "Hmph, you should be more polite when you ask someone for help. Don't always act like you're superior."

"Tsk tsk," Satan said with a smile, "I forgot that you are still the disciple of that guy Liu Bang. Since Liu Bang is a good apprentice of mine, I don't bother to discourage your enthusiasm. But your rogue attitude makes me feel like like very much."

"It's pretty much the same. Without apprentices, there is no master, and without disciples, there is no master. Be polite, it's always good to think about it."

"Although the causal relationship in your words is somewhat reversed, it still suits my old man's appetite. I will tell you a story now, and then tell you what your mission is."

I immediately fainted, but unfortunately there was nothing here, including gravity, my "fainting" was directly seen by Satan as dancing.

"Little guy, you don't have to be so excited if you like listening to stories. Although this is a child's instinct, a little guy like you should have grown up earlier."

"Tch, who's excited. I'm just dizzy. There used to be a guy who wanted to be my master who always liked to tell stories. Now it's his turn to be the master. Could it be that our gangster gate should be renamed 'Story Gate'? "

"There's nothing wrong with you thinking that way. Since you're going to do this task, you have to listen to me tell the story to the end, otherwise don't blame me if you can't complete the task when the time comes. My rogue sect disciple should judge the situation. No,' rogue The name "Men" is so ugly, when did my old man establish this garbage sect again. It's all messed up by that kid Liu Bang, next time he will be spanked."

"Okay, I agree with your suggestion to spank him next time. But you'd better tell your bullshit story earlier, and I can do the task after I finish."

"What kind of attitude is this? You forgot to ask someone to help you to be polite, and you still haven't apologized."

"Okay, I apologize, master, tell the story quickly."

"Well, the charm of language is endless," Satan said sincerely. "It is a great achievement to make a little guy want to listen to stories from unwilling to listen to them. Alright, now I will tell."

Based on the experience I got from Liu Bang, I didn't interrupt Satan's words.

"Well, although Liu Bang should be spanked, he is not bad as an apprentice. He knows how to keep quiet when my old man is telling stories. Listen carefully, in fact, I will use you this time because, as you said, My old man sometimes needs help from others. This is mainly because I have a huge weakness. Of course, this weakness can only be used by my disciples and grandchildren, and nondescript disciples and grandchildren like you cannot take advantage of it. Because like you If these hypocrites are not for profit, they would be too lazy to do bad things. But in the "Bad Guy Gate" established by my other apprentice, by the way, his name is Judas, these guys are very good at taking advantage of my old man's weakness of."

There was the sound of drinking water in the darkness, as if Satan had moistened his throat.

"One of the weaknesses of my old man is that I not only create darkness, but also create evil while creating darkness. These evils can not only be used by the group of villains led by Judas, but if we are not careful, it will also affect my old man. , Let my old man be insane, and then my old man will make troubles everywhere. Every time, thanks to this guy, Jehovah, who removes the evil from my body. Alas, it’s shameful to be a god for this sake.”

I thought to myself, no wonder Satan is synonymous with evil.

"I know you will think this way. In fact, all gods have flaws, even Jehovah. You will understand then."

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